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Posted: 1/31/2006 2:32:09 PM | | saw this written on the back of a VERY dirty (white)van..."Also alailable in white" | |
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Posted: 2/3/2006 11:32:35 PM | Everybody has the right to be stupid, but your abusing the privelage
Me and a co-worker put that one on the work truck | |
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Posted: 2/4/2006 11:37:13 AM | It may not be that funny but it was entertaining to read:
(upside down) "If you can read this, flip me over!!" | |
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Posted: 2/4/2006 12:25:41 PM | Mine says:
WANT TO GET LAID?
crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
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Posted: 2/4/2006 1:28:28 PM | I bet you a new car that I can stop faster than you!
My personal fave, had it on my old Dodge
This truck is protected by 10,000 starvin dobermans, a tribe of pygmies with poison arrows and my old lady who eats guys bigger than you for breakfast. If you value your life, don't F**K with it | |
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Posted: 2/4/2006 1:57:03 PM | | The best bumper sticker I ever saw was: Clean up the South - buy a Yankee a bus ticket! | |
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Posted: 2/5/2006 12:07:42 AM | | Funniest bumper sticker I've ever seen was on the back of a truck that said "lift it, fat chicks can't jump". | |
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Posted: 2/5/2006 8:41:41 AM |
Funniest bumper sticker I've ever seen was on the back of a truck that said "lift it, fat chicks can't jump".
lol!!! | |
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Posted: 2/5/2006 11:05:56 AM | there is no gravity. earth just sucks
nuke the unborn gay baby whales | |
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Posted: 2/5/2006 2:40:29 PM | | Sex is a misdemeanor - de more I miss de meaner I get | |
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Posted: 2/5/2006 6:28:29 PM | support beef run over a chicken
nothing kills a deere like a magnum | |
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Posted: 2/5/2006 11:22:42 PM | | Quit riding my bumper, or ill be forced to flick a buger on your windshield | |
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Posted: 2/6/2006 3:12:50 AM | * Id Kill To Have A Body Like Yours ...........In My Trunk *
* Id Rather Push My Ford Then Drive Your Chev * | |
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DJ102
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Joined: 12/27/2005
Msg: 90 | |
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Posted: 2/6/2006 11:24:05 AM | I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
Yesterday is history, Tomorow is a mystery, Today is a gift that is why they call it the present.
Im not in heat so get of my tail.
Do you believe in life after death mess with my car and you will find out.
If you get any closer I will flick a crusty on your windshield.
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Posted: 2/9/2006 9:03:57 AM | seen on a Jeep
"If I wanted a HUMMER I would have asked your sister" | |
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Posted: 2/9/2006 9:32:09 AM | Saw once "I can go from zero to horny in 2.5 beers"
Hope it haven't been posted, I didn't had time to read the whole topic. | |
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kyttin
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Joined: 11/16/2005
Msg: 93 | |
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Posted: 2/9/2006 1:54:25 PM | if you are gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair  | |
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Posted: 2/9/2006 1:57:40 PM | Grow your own dope...plant Bush
Get religion...Lick a witch
My other car is a broom
Mafia staff car...keepa you hands off
Doing my best to piss of the religious right | |
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Posted: 2/9/2006 2:06:39 PM | | Thats what I tell everybody who gets in a car with me. | |
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Posted: 2/9/2006 2:14:16 PM | BAD COP NO DOUGHNUT
I saw that one in Seattle after the WTO in 1999 | |
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Posted: 2/10/2006 11:10:43 AM | | I saw these the other day that said..."68==you do me and I'll owe you 1"..."Don't Hate The Player. Hate The Game"..."Never drive faster then your Guardian Angel can fly" | |
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Posted: 2/10/2006 1:21:09 PM | | I have plenty of Friends, I want someone I can F--K !! | |
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Posted: 2/10/2006 1:23:58 PM | | Should have read " I have plenty of FRIENDS, I want someone I can F--K" | |
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Posted: 2/10/2006 3:36:54 PM | | On the back of a semi ' If you can't stop, smile as you slide under' | |
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