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 theifoncross

Joined: 12/9/2005
Msg: 101
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Posted: 2/10/2006 3:48:06 PM
speaking of semi's.... I saw a sticker on the back of one once that said
"Last year, this truck paid $11,297 in taxes....so as a matter of fact I DO OWN THE ROAD!"
 docholiday740

Joined: 1/16/2006
Msg: 102
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Posted: 2/10/2006 3:52:48 PM
On my buddy's lowered truck "No Fat Chicks. Truck Will Scrape"
 mustride28

Joined: 9/24/2005
Msg: 103
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Posted: 2/10/2006 4:08:24 PM
The best one I ever read was(hire a teenager while they still know everything)
 Angela0209

Joined: 8/13/2004
Msg: 104
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Posted: 2/10/2006 8:21:56 PM
thought this one was pretty cute......"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK,NICE PEOPLE SWALLOW"
and saw this one on a dodge bumper,"cowboys ride 'em harder"and this one on the passenger door,"sit,suck,repeat"
 DJ102

Joined: 12/27/2005
Msg: 105
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Posted: 4/17/2006 4:07:16 PM
I like this one, Yes this is my truck, No I will not help you move.
 counsellorTroi

Joined: 4/4/2006
Msg: 106
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Posted: 4/18/2006 11:52:09 AM
This was actually a T-shirt...

Not all witches live in Salem.
 theifoncross

Joined: 12/9/2005
Msg: 107
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Posted: 5/5/2006 6:20:10 PM
on the back of a jacked up 4X4... lowriders are for guys who can't get it up
 jacktraven

Joined: 3/28/2006
Msg: 108
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Posted: 5/6/2006 7:03:38 AM
Mine is:

"Donate blood... Play Football!!"
 *skol*

Joined: 4/22/2006
Msg: 109
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Posted: 5/7/2006 1:11:48 PM
My ex had this on her car--You Say B i t c h like it's a Bad Thing
 blondago56

Joined: 8/21/2004
Msg: 110
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Posted: 5/7/2006 1:24:45 PM
i have this (Union) bumper sticker on my truck: "Screw Arnold" (the 'actor'/ governor of California)
 d_charters

Joined: 5/3/2006
Msg: 111
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Posted: 5/11/2006 2:43:03 PM
Beer! helping the ugly get laid since 1876

Keep honking I,m reloading

Your village called. Their idiot is missing.

Save Mice. Eat P****!
 starfish07

Joined: 4/13/2006
Msg: 112
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Posted: 5/11/2006 4:32:46 PM
Hey, watch it! I'm from WV and I'm a fairly dangerous female!
 mycorosso

Joined: 1/11/2005
Msg: 113
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Posted: 5/12/2006 3:24:45 AM
Save the ozone-Eat cattle
 irish_princess1968

Joined: 4/29/2006
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Posted: 5/12/2006 2:16:59 PM
While on my way to work one day, I noticed this beautiful blond driving a hot porsche....her bumper sticker read
"WAS HIS"


 stone1home

Joined: 5/4/2006
Msg: 115
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Posted: 5/12/2006 3:31:18 PM
A couple:

Seen written on an overpass: "DEAD PEOPLE ARE COOL"

On a beat-up old truck: "MY CHILD is an HONOR STUDENT at the CHILLICOTHE CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION!"
 dknickerbocker

Joined: 4/29/2006
Msg: 116
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Posted: 5/12/2006 5:43:19 PM
Ok Republicans I just want to prepare you....

Somewhere is texas a village is missing its idiot

Yee Haa is not a foriegn policy...

My dog is smarter than your honor student..

My kid is an honor student... my president is an idiot...

Save the environment... plant Bush Back in texas...

If you voted for Bush... It is your fault

I could keep going... Any Doubt about my politics
 canEHdianMAN

Joined: 4/19/2006
Msg: 117
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Posted: 5/12/2006 5:46:24 PM
"Keep honking, I'm reloading" Luv dat 1
 jk1983

Joined: 3/6/2006
Msg: 118
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Posted: 5/12/2006 5:55:59 PM
The definition of a Canadian:
An unarmed american with healthcare...
 northerngirl76

Joined: 1/31/2006
Msg: 119
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Posted: 5/28/2006 9:49:15 AM
I may be a road hog,but your wife is a pig!!!!!!
 northerngirl76

Joined: 1/31/2006
Msg: 120
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Posted: 5/28/2006 9:51:15 AM
"Don't laugh your daughter may be in the back seat"
 bekany

Joined: 5/20/2006
Msg: 121
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Posted: 5/28/2006 1:32:43 PM
On a Harley:

I'm not totally useless. I can still be used as a bad example.
 jasminy

Joined: 4/9/2006
Msg: 122
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Posted: 5/28/2006 2:43:12 PM
i have heared about this:

Children in the back seat caused accident;accident in the backseat caused children.
 yohimbo

Joined: 5/26/2006
Msg: 123
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Posted: 7/18/2006 2:21:23 PM
Pog Mahone

YOU--out of the gene pool

your just jealous the voices don't talk to you

Confucious say "Man on back with hardon, is in good position to f uck up"
 dknickerbocker

Joined: 4/29/2006
Msg: 124
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Posted: 7/18/2006 3:36:03 PM
Clinton ruined a dress.. Bush ruined a nation

George Bush... like a rock... only dumber

How is that republican thing working for you

Bush lied... soldiers died

When that Rapture comes ... can I have your car...

No thanks I was born just fine the first time ( regarding being a born again christian)
 Blondelady1957

Joined: 2/28/2006
Msg: 125
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Posted: 7/18/2006 5:56:47 PM
How about this one...

"I've got PMS and a handgun...any questions?"
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