| Best bumper sticker Posted: 2/10/2006 3:48:06 PM | speaking of semi's.... I saw a sticker on the back of one once that said "Last year, this truck paid $11,297 in taxes....so as a matter of fact I DO OWN THE ROAD!" | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 2/10/2006 3:52:48 PM | | On my buddy's lowered truck "No Fat Chicks. Truck Will Scrape" | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 2/10/2006 4:08:24 PM | | The best one I ever read was(hire a teenager while they still know everything) | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 2/10/2006 8:21:56 PM | thought this one was pretty cute......"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK,NICE PEOPLE SWALLOW" and saw this one on a dodge bumper,"cowboys ride 'em harder"and this one on the passenger door,"sit,suck,repeat"
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DJ102
| Joined: 12/27/2005 Msg: 105 | |
| Best bumper sticker Posted: 4/17/2006 4:07:16 PM | | I like this one, Yes this is my truck, No I will not help you move. | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 4/18/2006 11:52:09 AM | This was actually a T-shirt...
Not all witches live in Salem. | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 5/5/2006 6:20:10 PM | | on the back of a jacked up 4X4... lowriders are for guys who can't get it up | |
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*skol*
| Joined: 4/22/2006 Msg: 109 | |
| Best bumper sticker Posted: 5/7/2006 1:11:48 PM | | My ex had this on her car--You Say B i t c h like it's a Bad Thing | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 5/7/2006 1:24:45 PM | i have this (Union) bumper sticker on my truck: "Screw Arnold" (the 'actor'/ governor of California)  | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 5/11/2006 2:43:03 PM | Beer! helping the ugly get laid since 1876
Keep honking I,m reloading
Your village called. Their idiot is missing.
Save Mice. Eat P****! | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 5/11/2006 4:32:46 PM | | Hey, watch it! I'm from WV and I'm a fairly dangerous female! | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 5/12/2006 2:16:59 PM | While on my way to work one day, I noticed this beautiful blond driving a hot porsche....her bumper sticker read "WAS HIS"
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 5/12/2006 3:31:18 PM | A couple:
Seen written on an overpass: "DEAD PEOPLE ARE COOL"
On a beat-up old truck: "MY CHILD is an HONOR STUDENT at the CHILLICOTHE CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION!" | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 5/12/2006 5:43:19 PM | Ok Republicans I just want to prepare you....
Somewhere is texas a village is missing its idiot
Yee Haa is not a foriegn policy...
My dog is smarter than your honor student..
My kid is an honor student... my president is an idiot...
Save the environment... plant Bush Back in texas...
If you voted for Bush... It is your fault
I could keep going... Any Doubt about my politics | |
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jk1983
| Joined: 3/6/2006 Msg: 118 | |
| Best bumper sticker Posted: 5/12/2006 5:55:59 PM | The definition of a Canadian: An unarmed american with healthcare... | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 5/28/2006 9:49:15 AM | | I may be a road hog,but your wife is a pig!!!!!! | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 5/28/2006 9:51:15 AM | | "Don't laugh your daughter may be in the back seat" | |
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bekany
| Joined: 5/20/2006 Msg: 121 | |
| Best bumper sticker Posted: 5/28/2006 1:32:43 PM | On a Harley:
I'm not totally useless. I can still be used as a bad example. | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 5/28/2006 2:43:12 PM | i have heared about this:
Children in the back seat caused accident;accident in the backseat caused children. | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 7/18/2006 2:21:23 PM | Pog Mahone
YOU--out of the gene pool
your just jealous the voices don't talk to you
Confucious say "Man on back with hardon, is in good position to f uck up"  | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 7/18/2006 3:36:03 PM | Clinton ruined a dress.. Bush ruined a nation
George Bush... like a rock... only dumber
How is that republican thing working for you
Bush lied... soldiers died
When that Rapture comes ... can I have your car...
No thanks I was born just fine the first time ( regarding being a born again christian) | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 7/18/2006 5:56:47 PM | How about this one...
"I've got PMS and a handgun...any questions?" | |
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