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Posted: 7/19/2006 11:49:04 AM | Have two.
Yeah I have a truck. And no, I won't help you move!
Man I hate BARBIE...that bltch has everything! | |
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Posted: 7/19/2006 3:59:12 PM | The one that I saw that I liked the best was
"If you think you are perfect..... when is the last time you walked on water" | |
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Posted: 7/19/2006 4:51:08 PM | | "Join out intercourse club - no dues - no fees - just come" | |
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Posted: 7/19/2006 6:32:46 PM | For a town this small,there sure are a lot of ***holes.
Vancouver Commercial and 3rd. | |
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Posted: 7/19/2006 7:40:58 PM | "honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving car"
"pardon my driving ...im reloading"
"my son wears black flys and banged your Honor student" | |
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Posted: 7/22/2006 2:57:59 PM | Lots of funny ones here. Thx to all for posting.
Only one I haven't seen here yet is my credo:
If you don't like the way I drive - get the hell off the sidewalk
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bobby7
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Joined: 3/22/2006
Msg: 134 | |
| Best bumper sticker
Posted: 7/22/2006 3:05:46 PM | | Hey...You get off the sidewalk..I was here first...LMAO...Gonna have that one made up.. | |
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Posted: 7/22/2006 5:45:05 PM | "Your proctologist called, they found your head"  | |
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Posted: 7/22/2006 6:19:03 PM | This one got me laughing for a few minutes...
"This is not the vehicle you're looking for,
It's that one...------------>" | |
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Top It
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Joined: 5/26/2006
Msg: 138 | |
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Posted: 7/24/2006 9:56:51 PM | My Kid Ate your Honor Student.
You have to do some cutting up and rearranging of the bumpersticker letters/words to make it work, but it does. | |
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Posted: 8/13/2006 10:05:57 PM | "Be Nice To Your Kids, They're Going To Choose Your Nursing Home".
Particularly good one now that I'm starting a movement called the PFT | |
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bobby7
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Joined: 3/22/2006
Msg: 140 | |
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Posted: 8/14/2006 4:11:12 AM | "LOVE IS THE ONLY SHOCKING ACT LEFT ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH" | |
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Posted: 8/15/2006 9:57:28 AM | I saw this na transit van..
My wife gives me sound advice, 99% sound 1% advice!
On an escort..
WARNING! Driver is asleep
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SMfish
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Joined: 5/23/2006
Msg: 143 | |
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Posted: 8/15/2006 10:06:49 AM | These may by on here, have not read them all.
"Somewhere in Texas a village is missing an idiot"
" The more people I meet the more I like my dog."
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Posted: 8/15/2006 11:58:15 PM | Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes it comes alone.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should get
used to the idea.
Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches. | |
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Posted: 8/16/2006 2:51:40 AM | I've got one that tops all of you.
"I'd rather be shot by Vice President Cheney
than accept a ride home from Ted Kennedy."  | |
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Posted: 8/16/2006 2:54:04 AM | Or how about this one:
Kids in the front seat cause accidents.
Accidents in the back seat cause kids. | |
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Posted: 8/16/2006 9:25:32 AM | If a Vibrator could kiss her good night and take out the garbage...
Men would not be needed | |
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wayne
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Joined: 5/9/2003
Msg: 149 | |
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