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Posted: 9/18/2006 7:50:51 PM | i saw one that consisted of three cartoon pictures.
1. A picture of a finger pressing the "off" button on a cell phone.
2. A picture of a cell phone being stuffed up an ass crack.
3. A picture of a steering wheel, with two hands on the wheel
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Posted: 9/18/2006 10:07:22 PM | You shall know the truth, and the truth shall piss you off.
If I want any sh*t from you, I'll squeeze your head.
Vote Republican. It's easier than thinking. | |
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Posted: 9/19/2006 1:33:39 AM | omg where can i get one of those ! im addicted to tims i should own shares in the company lol | |
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Posted: 9/19/2006 1:35:23 AM | | omg where can i get one of those ! im addicted to tims i should own shares in the company lol for all you americans the only bush i trust is my own | |
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Posted: 9/19/2006 11:53:33 PM | | well i seen this writen on the back of a very dirty pick up..... " I wish my wife was this dirty" | |
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Posted: 9/20/2006 12:05:52 AM | Always remember..........Pilage first, then burn
Death before dishonor...........Nothing before coffee
Ted Kennedy..................Part of the problem since 1962
If Vince Foster owned a gun.............He'd be alive today
Janet Reno and Rosie O'Donnell........Two dykes don't make a right | |
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Posted: 9/21/2006 9:22:20 AM | My grandmother has a bumper sticker on her car that says, "Sexy Senior Citizen." You don't want to think of your grandmother that way, do you? What? Is she out entering wet shawl contests!? Makes you wonder where she got that dollar she gave you for your birthday!  | |
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Posted: 9/21/2006 3:48:06 PM | lol...good ones...
If you can't beat em...arrange to have em beaten..
Get in, sit down, shut up and hold on...
My imaginary friend thinks you're weird...
just a few I've seen lately...bumper stickers are great!! | |
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toutou
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Joined: 4/15/2006
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| Best bumper sticker
Posted: 9/21/2006 5:34:55 PM | Saw one yesterday
I'm 333 halfe evale.......
that should make my ex 12.12.12 | |
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Posted: 9/22/2006 2:28:36 PM | "The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is
a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings."
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Posted: 9/23/2006 6:21:56 AM | Here's one for a laugh,
Plate number X32 lARO
Driver reads it in the rear view mirror
ORAl SEX
Floors a lot of people in front of ya... | |
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Posted: 9/23/2006 9:03:26 AM | My 3 favorites are:
HIT ME... I NEED THE MONEY!
TEST DIRT: DO NOT WASH.
DON'T TAILGATE ME OR I'LL FLICK A BOOGER ON YOUR WINDSHIELD. | |
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Posted: 10/31/2006 10:50:42 AM | | If you're against my logging, try wiping your a** with a plastic bag! | |
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Posted: 10/31/2006 8:00:52 PM | Here are a couple that are on my car....
I don't hate you because you are beautiful, I pity you because you have the brains of a farm animal.
Remember when racing was safe and sex was dangerous?
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every min
And last but not least
Have you ever stopped to think....and forgot to start back up again? | |
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Posted: 11/1/2006 9:23:39 AM | Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
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Posted: 11/2/2006 1:40:11 PM | | My back licence plate holder says "If you're going to ride my a$$ at least pull my hair" Found it at a car show and couldnt resist! | |
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Posted: 11/2/2006 5:48:30 PM | 10% angel ~ 90% god only knows.....
eat out or eat in...your choice (on an old car of mine)
if you f*ck me now, i'll blow you next week (one that a g/f of mine made up)
t*ts, grass, or a piece of a$$, nobody rides 4 free (on my ex b/f's truck)
eat out today, it may be your last... | |
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Posted: 11/3/2006 1:08:10 PM | Heres a few ..
BEER: helping people have sex since 1865.
Blondes tease....Brunettes please.
Blow your nose!, Your horn works FINE...
Faster then a speeding ticket!
And my personal favorites,
HONK if anything falls off!
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.. | |
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Joined: 10/30/2006
Msg: 197 | |
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Posted: 11/4/2006 11:46:55 AM | I have two:
"dont laugh mister, your daughter might be in here" lol on an old car of mine
"I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman but I sure woke up with a few" going on my car today | |
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Posted: 11/4/2006 3:50:01 PM | I'm so great I'm jealous of myself...
An egotist has one point in his favor - he doesn't go around talking about other people
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive
IF You have a BAD cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough
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