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 Layla S.

Joined: 11/1/2006
Msg: 201
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Posted: 11/4/2006 4:29:36 PM
Funniest one I ever saw was:


Where are we going....and why am I in this handbasket?


 ponygrlâ„¢

Joined: 7/22/2006
Msg: 202
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Posted: 11/5/2006 2:14:54 AM
sure, keep riden my a$$...
now, would you like me to
pull over so you can kiss it?

lick it or stick it?
 miss-elizabeth

Joined: 10/28/2006
Msg: 203
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Posted: 11/5/2006 3:16:35 AM
on the back of a young ladies motrbike (her number plate)
"My other toy has batteries"
 adrenalinesbiggestfan

Joined: 10/14/2006
Msg: 204
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Posted: 11/5/2006 3:55:52 AM
This car protected by mafia. You hit me. We Hit You.
 kingofaman

Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 205
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Posted: 11/7/2006 9:28:08 AM
Native SmackAHoe Tribe Member
 redneckcountrygirl

Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 206
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Posted: 11/7/2006 10:43:26 AM
1. I love animals they are delicious.
2. Despite inflation the wages of sin is still the same.
3. Don't honk, I'm reloading.
4. Driver carries no money... he's married.
5. Your choices reflect your character.
 Blossom65

Joined: 9/26/2006
Msg: 207
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Posted: 11/7/2006 6:13:23 PM
Ooooh, has got to be one I saw that said "Jesus Loves you..... but everyone else thinks your an A**hole"!!!!!!
 sweeterlion

Joined: 8/29/2006
Msg: 208
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Posted: 11/7/2006 8:06:51 PM
"jesus saves.....gretzky puts in the rebound"
 kafabe

Joined: 10/14/2006
Msg: 209
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Posted: 11/7/2006 11:02:38 PM
"No matter how hot she is, somewhere some guy is sick of her sh!t"

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."

 Not Just A Blonde

Joined: 9/16/2006
Msg: 210
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Posted: 11/7/2006 11:40:19 PM
JESUS: SAVE ME FROM YOUR FOLLOWERS
 Sneaks57

Joined: 8/18/2006
Msg: 211
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Posted: 11/8/2006 7:39:31 PM
Back off my bumper or I'll flip a bugger on your windshield!

~Sneaks
 kingofaman

Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 212
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Posted: 11/9/2006 5:20:02 PM
My Kid is the Bomb at Islam Elementary
 Dyna gal

Joined: 9/6/2006
Msg: 213
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Posted: 11/10/2006 6:32:14 AM
On my Ex-Boyfriend's Harley (left over from when he was married).


"I wouldn't ride my Harley so much, if my wife let me ride her".


***********I wondered when I was on the back of that bike, if others thought I was his wife??? I told him to "scrape it off"!!! He replied......................."NO WAY"!!!




 Elizabeth1980

Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 214
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Posted: 11/10/2006 10:40:40 AM
I had this one on my old Crysler Dynasty (which we liked to call Da-nasty!)

JESUS
could I ever use a new car
 kingofaman

Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 215
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Posted: 11/10/2006 1:40:50 PM
A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts
 Dyna gal

Joined: 9/6/2006
Msg: 216
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Posted: 11/10/2006 2:47:28 PM
My kid beat up your honor student...
 helpimstuck

Joined: 7/14/2006
Msg: 217
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Posted: 11/11/2006 3:10:44 PM
Mud makes me horney...
 SweetPetite7

Joined: 10/17/2006
Msg: 218
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Posted: 11/11/2006 9:51:12 PM
He who laughs last, thinks slowest!

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
 kcavsfan

Joined: 8/12/2005
Msg: 219
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Posted: 11/11/2006 10:59:06 PM
saw the dumbest one the other day " 9\11 was an inside job " what an idiot
 Top It

Joined: 5/26/2006
Msg: 220
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Posted: 11/14/2006 7:37:39 PM
Saw this on a license plate frame today: "We Cover our Eyes when Mommy Drives."
 ~heather nakole~

Joined: 11/9/2006
Msg: 221
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Posted: 11/14/2006 9:24:14 PM
my alltime fav is

Bad cop, no donut!



my friend has this one on her truck. its so hilarious. she actually got pulled over and the cops told her she had to take it off or they woud write her a ticket. she said for what speaking the truth?
 Driven51

Joined: 10/16/2006
Msg: 222
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Posted: 11/15/2006 9:00:36 AM
9 MILLION battered wemon in the world.........................and I had to "eat" mine plain!
 Driven51

Joined: 10/16/2006
Msg: 223
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Posted: 11/15/2006 9:18:38 AM
The best way to get over some one old is to get under some one new.
 emptyhand3d

Joined: 10/18/2006
Msg: 224
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Posted: 11/15/2006 4:27:23 PM
"Keep Honking.. i'm reloading!"

"if i want to see an ***hole.. i'll fart"

"beer, the only reason why i get up in the mornings"

"I rather be cummins then stroking."
 baby blue eyes aa

Joined: 11/9/2006
Msg: 225
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Posted: 11/17/2006 7:03:53 AM
seen a couple,- if u think this car is dirty, spend a night with the owner, and have u heard of divource barbie, she comes with kens stuff,. they made me smile !
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