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 Author Thread: Favorite Quotes
 mike919293949596

Joined: 4/5/2006
Msg: 651
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Posted: 4/11/2006 9:12:31 AM
Chopping off a mans head is only a temporary pleasure,and is bound to get you talked about.............................lazarus
 Thorb

Joined: 7/15/2005
Msg: 652
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Posted: 4/12/2006 10:00:42 AM
A bird in hand is better than two Bushs

by all the thinkers of the world.
 mike919293949596

Joined: 4/5/2006
Msg: 653
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Posted: 4/13/2006 3:12:16 AM
A man who stands on toilet is high on pot .................well.... it's true
 cabana_boy

Joined: 11/10/2005
Msg: 654
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Posted: 4/13/2006 5:13:25 PM
if you get ahead by sacrificing your integity, you haven't gotten ahead, or something to that effect courtesy of canada's new pm, stephen harper.
 LMAN_67

Joined: 7/13/2005
Msg: 655
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Posted: 4/14/2006 11:49:08 PM
lyric,rather than quote..
"I get more ass than a toilet seat" lol...by eminem
i know it doesnt belong here..i just like sayin it lol
 Angel_in_jeans

Joined: 8/24/2005
Msg: 656
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Posted: 4/15/2006 5:37:19 AM
^^^^^

"Inquiring minds want to know. . . "

Does he really or does he JUST like to say it.

j/k lman, and sorry, but could not resist.
 LMAN_67

Joined: 7/13/2005
Msg: 657
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Posted: 4/15/2006 6:02:44 AM
well another quote..
"If masturbation was a crime,I would be on death row"

does that answer your question lol
 Thorb

Joined: 7/15/2005
Msg: 658
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Posted: 4/15/2006 7:02:18 AM
Anonymous childhood quote

Go take a long walk on a short pier.
 Adstel

Joined: 2/25/2006
Msg: 659
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Posted: 4/15/2006 9:26:31 AM
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
 Adstel

Joined: 2/25/2006
Msg: 660
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Posted: 4/15/2006 9:28:48 AM
God's in charge of making trees. I'm in charge of seeds and weeds.
 longte

Joined: 10/18/2004
Msg: 661
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Posted: 4/18/2006 2:48:47 AM
The best thing about being Schizophrenic is that you never have to eat alone
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 Jstr4u

Joined: 4/2/2006
Msg: 662
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Posted: 5/7/2006 7:28:27 AM
" ill slap u, like a pimp slaps his hoes"
 Jstr4u

Joined: 4/2/2006
Msg: 663
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Posted: 5/7/2006 7:31:00 AM
You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth: cause I'll break yo face.”
 Thorb

Joined: 7/15/2005
Msg: 664
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Posted: 5/8/2006 6:42:31 AM
Duh! ...... Homer Simpson
 mycorosso

Joined: 1/11/2005
Msg: 665
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Posted: 5/9/2006 2:08:50 AM
Some I remember my folks saying as a child and others ...uh heard throughout life.

Good manners cost no more

Happiness is a way of travel, not a point of destination

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobatomy

Winners never quit and quitters never win

you look like two cents worth of God help us

The USAF couldn't fight off an attack of Tiajuana whores

You're about as useless as tit's on a boar

You couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel

All hat and no cattle

You can always drink more beer
 cabana_boy

Joined: 11/10/2005
Msg: 666
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Posted: 5/9/2006 6:46:42 PM
~if you stand for nothing, than you will fall for everything~
 ~SpiffyKat~

Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 667
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Posted: 5/9/2006 8:29:02 PM
"That guy has a pre-Copernican attitude about himself.He thinks hes the center of the universe"(Just a lil geek humour hee hee:)
 triplebp

Joined: 10/6/2005
Msg: 668
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Posted: 5/9/2006 8:33:14 PM
It is better to value the people in your life than to value the things in your life.


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 ~SpiffyKat~

Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 669
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Posted: 5/9/2006 8:39:03 PM
"The longer the island of knowledge,the longer the shoreline of wonder"
 triplebp

Joined: 10/6/2005
Msg: 670
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Posted: 5/9/2006 8:46:51 PM
It is not our intentions that define us.........

But our actions!!


 CityWoman

Joined: 1/16/2006
Msg: 671
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Posted: 5/9/2006 11:28:00 PM
Men are like kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
 Blanka

Joined: 4/14/2006
Msg: 672
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Posted: 5/10/2006 12:29:50 AM
We need a little less chatter...and a little more 'get at 'er'

Sex is like Euchre...If you don't have a partner, you better have a good hand.
 jcurtis54

Joined: 12/3/2005
Msg: 673
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Posted: 5/10/2006 10:58:46 AM
Thats so sad!! Please just take a look at it from my angle ...Life is a beach and you can always take a walk
 David_S8ist

Joined: 8/17/2005
Msg: 674
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Posted: 5/10/2006 12:23:52 PM

"As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so."


"In America, a man is presumed innocent until proven broke."
- Joe Tacopina, noted criminal defense lawyer
 mike919293949596

Joined: 4/5/2006
Msg: 675
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Posted: 5/10/2006 2:07:06 PM
Only in America ,can a poor black boy from Detroit ,become a rich white man in Hollywood.............................Chris Rock
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