| Favorite Quotes Posted: 4/11/2006 9:12:31 AM | | Chopping off a mans head is only a temporary pleasure,and is bound to get you talked about.............................lazarus | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 4/12/2006 10:00:42 AM | A bird in hand is better than two Bushs
by all the thinkers of the world. | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 4/13/2006 3:12:16 AM | | A man who stands on toilet is high on pot .................well.... it's true | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 4/13/2006 5:13:25 PM | | if you get ahead by sacrificing your integity, you haven't gotten ahead, or something to that effect courtesy of canada's new pm, stephen harper. | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 4/14/2006 11:49:08 PM | lyric,rather than quote.. "I get more ass than a toilet seat" lol...by eminem i know it doesnt belong here..i just like sayin it lol | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 4/15/2006 5:37:19 AM | ^^^^^
"Inquiring minds want to know. . . "
Does he really or does he JUST like to say it.
j/k lman, and sorry, but could not resist. | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 4/15/2006 6:02:44 AM | well another quote.. "If masturbation was a crime,I would be on death row"
does that answer your question lol | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 4/15/2006 7:02:18 AM | Anonymous childhood quote
Go take a long walk on a short pier. | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 4/15/2006 9:26:31 AM | | Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 4/15/2006 9:28:48 AM | | God's in charge of making trees. I'm in charge of seeds and weeds. | |
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longte
| Joined: 10/18/2004 Msg: 661 | |
| Favorite Quotes Posted: 4/18/2006 2:48:47 AM | The best thing about being Schizophrenic is that you never have to eat alone .. . | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 5/7/2006 7:28:27 AM | | " ill slap u, like a pimp slaps his hoes" | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 5/7/2006 7:31:00 AM | | You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth: cause I'll break yo face.” | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 5/9/2006 2:08:50 AM | Some I remember my folks saying as a child and others ...uh heard throughout life.
Good manners cost no more
Happiness is a way of travel, not a point of destination
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobatomy
Winners never quit and quitters never win
you look like two cents worth of God help us
The USAF couldn't fight off an attack of Tiajuana whores
You're about as useless as tit's on a boar
You couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel
All hat and no cattle
You can always drink more beer | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 5/9/2006 6:46:42 PM | | ~if you stand for nothing, than you will fall for everything~ | |
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| Favorite Quotes.. Posted: 5/9/2006 8:29:02 PM | "That guy has a pre-Copernican attitude about himself.He thinks hes the center of the universe" (Just a lil geek humour hee hee:) | |
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| Favorite Quotes.. Posted: 5/9/2006 8:33:14 PM | It is better to value the people in your life than to value the things in your life.
Unknown author | |
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| Favorite Quotes.. Posted: 5/9/2006 8:39:03 PM | "The longer the island of knowledge,the longer the shoreline of wonder" | |
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| Favorite Quotes.. Posted: 5/9/2006 8:46:51 PM | It is not our intentions that define us.........
But our actions!!
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| Favorite Quotes.. Posted: 5/9/2006 11:28:00 PM | | Men are like kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. | |
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Blanka
| Joined: 4/14/2006 Msg: 672 | |
| Favorite Quotes.. Posted: 5/10/2006 12:29:50 AM | We need a little less chatter...and a little more 'get at 'er'
Sex is like Euchre...If you don't have a partner, you better have a good hand. | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 5/10/2006 10:58:46 AM | Thats so sad!! Please just take a look at it from my angle ...Life is a beach and you can always take a walk | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 5/10/2006 12:23:52 PM |
"As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so."
"In America, a man is presumed innocent until proven broke." - Joe Tacopina, noted criminal defense lawyer | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 5/10/2006 2:07:06 PM | | Only in America ,can a poor black boy from Detroit ,become a rich white man in Hollywood.............................Chris Rock | |
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