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Posted: 7/23/2006 9:36:00 AM | | "Humility isn't thinking any LESS of yourself....it's thinking of yourself LESS often.'' | |
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Posted: 7/23/2006 2:35:08 PM | well i gotta say my favorite quote is: nobody's a virgin, cuz life screws us all!! | |
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Posted: 7/23/2006 8:22:33 PM | | My favorite writer and humorist Mark Twain once said........"Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place" | |
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Posted: 7/31/2006 3:54:54 PM | Aaaaahhh!!! I can't find my quote. Ok, here's this one.
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
Groucho Marx | |
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Posted: 8/7/2006 9:01:46 PM | | "The futer doesnt exist yet, the past is history. All we have is this moment and it is a gift, that is why we call it the present." | |
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Posted: 8/8/2006 1:20:52 AM | I'm somewhat of a bullshi**er myself, but from time to time I like to listen to the words of a professional.....................please carry on. :)
I thank you. | |
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Posted: 8/8/2006 9:02:24 AM | "As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back."
"The probability of someone watching you is directly proportionate to the stupidity of your actions."
"Regret for the things that you have done is consolable with time. It is regret for the things that you did not do that is inconsolable."
"Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real."
"When unhappy, one doubts everything; when happy, one doubts nothing."
"I'd rather look back and remember- not wonder." | |
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Posted: 8/8/2006 12:54:11 PM | "Success is getting what you want..... Happiness is wanting what you get."
"Ability may getyou to the top, but it takes character to keep you there."
"Your futures depends on many things, but mostly on you."
"Nobody who ever gave his best, regretted it."
"A mind that has been stretched will never return to its original dimension."
"Courage is grace under pressure."
"One thing you can't recycle is wasted time."
"If you're going to be thinking, you may as well think big." | |
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Posted: 8/8/2006 6:42:37 PM | Winston Churchill :
To another MP's wife at a Parliamentary dinner :
She ~ "Sir You are Drunk!"
Churchill ~ "Madame I may be drunk but you are ugly... I shall, however, be sober in the morning.."
America
Churchill ~ "The Americans can always be relied upon to do the right thing...after they have exhausted all other alternatives.." | |
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Posted: 8/8/2006 7:07:25 PM | "Clothes make the man.Naked people have little or no influence in society." Mark Twain
"She had on a sweater so tight I could hardly breathe." Groucho Marx
"No names have been changed to protect the innocent, as God does this as a matter of heavenly routine." Kurt Vonnegut
"If all the ladies who attended the Yale Prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." Dorothy Parker | |
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Posted: 8/8/2006 7:21:25 PM | | "wherever you go, there you are" | |
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Posted: 8/8/2006 8:07:26 PM | | Time changes all things, except love. | |
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Posted: 8/8/2006 8:08:18 PM | Hate is like a bomb that makes us take a step back..love is like a feather that knocks us out.
-joey | |
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Posted: 8/8/2006 8:09:09 PM | Lose your friends and you lose a part of yourself..lose yourself and all is lost
-joey | |
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Posted: 8/8/2006 8:09:50 PM | We are born with doubt, fear, and ignorance..but, we clothe ourselves with courage, trust and love
-joey | |
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Posted: 8/8/2006 8:10:40 PM | In essentials - unity
In non-essentials - liberty
In all things - love
-New Dawn Moravian Church
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Posted: 8/8/2006 8:11:31 PM | | Fear of the unknown is spiritual paralyzes | |
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Posted: 8/8/2006 8:13:05 PM | | I rather you hate me for who i am then love me for someone i'm not | |
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Posted: 8/8/2006 8:13:54 PM | | Saying goodbye is that we had haved loved and all we want of hell. | |
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Posted: 8/8/2006 8:14:50 PM | | A great teacher never strives to explain his vision - he simply invites you to stand beside him and see for yourself. | |
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Posted: 8/8/2006 8:15:31 PM | | "trust in God , all others pay cash" | |
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Posted: 8/8/2006 8:16:31 PM | | "To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing" | |
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Posted: 8/9/2006 3:10:48 AM | I've been collecting quotes awhile, these are some of my more interesting ones. It's a little long, but I couldn't just pick a couple.
"I wish I could set people on fire by looking at them."
“Every man is a genius until he opens his mouth.” ~ Anon ~
"Oh yes, I will kick your ass. And I will do it without smudging my eyeliner." ~ Anon ~
"Ever notice how the most often quoted person is 'Anon?'~ Anon ~
"Men are like parking spots. The good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped." ~ Anon ~
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. ~ Anon ~
If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people. ~ Anon ~
You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.~ Anon ~
Avoid reality at all costs. ~ Anon ~
All general statements are false. ~ Anon ~
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. ~ Anon ~
Reality is an illusion created by alcoholic deficiency. ~ Anon ~
A man is known by the company he avoids.—anon
Don't wrestle with pigs; you get dirty and they enjoy it.
My mind's made up - don't confuse me with the facts.--anon.
I'm for a stronger death penalty. ~President George Bush.
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. ~ Jason Kidd
"Me fail English? That unpossible!"~ Ralph Wiggum ~
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. ~ Winston Churchill ~
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
”I've not failed I've only found 10,000 ways to do it wrong”~Thomas Edison ~
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, France is accusing the US of arrogance and Germany doesn't want to go to war."~ Unknown ~
Guys are jerks, woman are psychotic."~ Kurt Vonnegut
Remember, when someone annoys you,
it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but,
it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm
and cream the ***hole!"
"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing, that's why we recommend it daily."~ Zig Ziglar ~
You know that a party sucks when the people are playing charades.
Charades? What the hell? Did we run out of beer?"~ An unnamed English professor ~
"Communism, Conformity, and Cheerleaders: The 3 C's of evil I must battle every day." Cassidy C ~
"Don't be so humble. You're not that great." ~ Golda Meir ~
"Don't worry, that happens to everybody. [pause] It just happens to stupid people first." – Lily
"I said I have to take a bath. I didn't say I was going to." – Kirby
"Everyone needs a hobby. World domination is as good as any other." – Clayton
"We're only gonna do this once. So get it right, or we're gonna do it again." - Coach Garridell
"People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito."
"Hang on and buckle up. I'm going to try something I saw in a cartoon once." – Cody
"Don't pedestrians have the right of way?"
"Not when they're paying attention."
"Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they’re okay, you’re it."
"Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good." | |
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Posted: 8/9/2006 5:59:10 PM | To see a World in a Grain of Sand,
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand.
And Eternity in an hour.
~William Blake~ | |
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Posted: 8/9/2006 6:04:30 PM | "Keep youre freinds close... but youre enemies closer....."- First time I heard it was Godfather II.... but Im sure its older than that......
"Say hello to my little freind"- Scarface
"Dyno-mite!!!!"- Good times.
"O.K... Im reloading..."- Carlito's way...
yeah.. I watch too much t.v.- but there all good quotes...
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