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 ~~Buffy~~

Joined: 3/10/2006
Msg: 126
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Posted: 4/20/2006 1:24:08 PM
i thought it was a romantic setting h, i am so sorry that you didnt feel the same way...i did try my best to please
 charming smile

Joined: 2/20/2006
Msg: 127
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Posted: 4/20/2006 1:24:25 PM
I WAS THE COACH DRIVER!!!!!OMG WAS THAT YOU? NEVER WOULD OF KNOWN WITHOUT THE......
 Missy~H

Joined: 8/31/2005
Msg: 128
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Posted: 4/20/2006 1:41:52 PM
Just don't tell my mum
 Mr~Brightside

Joined: 4/15/2006
Msg: 129
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Posted: 4/20/2006 1:43:24 PM
I once did it with the lights on. How racy is that!
 Ivan itchinanus

Joined: 10/14/2005
Msg: 130
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Posted: 4/20/2006 3:35:47 PM
I once done it in a chicken penn, didnt go much on the chicken neither bit tight
 breezereef

Joined: 4/4/2006
Msg: 131
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Posted: 4/21/2006 8:34:44 AM
It was a hot summers day, and quite a few lovers in Hyde Park seemed to be at it. So it seemed not unreasonable to do the same.

So finding a secluded spot - Kissing led to heavy, and heavy led to............

Then..........

Half a dozen lads came and sat on the ground about 10 -15 feet from us - obviously knowing what we were doing.

Now thats difficult, pretending to be not having sex - appearing to whisper sweet nothings while really whispering a strategy for getting it out, and putting it away without showing. And it just doesn't go limp quickly especially when you want it to, it takes an age.

And to cap it all one of the lads asks "what is the time?
 ColinSideboard

Joined: 4/16/2006
Msg: 132
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Posted: 4/21/2006 8:52:22 AM
Think yourself lucky you have a small penis, they would have the told the park keeper if they'd seen mine.
 ashleyisanangel

Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 133
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Posted: 4/21/2006 10:42:39 AM
in my best friends bed while she was past out on the couch. she almost killed me in the morning!
 1angel4u

Joined: 4/21/2006
Msg: 134
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Posted: 4/27/2006 7:51:37 AM
Ahhhhh....now this brings back some happy (and naughty) memories!........



A quiet country lane on the back of ex's motorbike......mmmmmm

At a table at evening wedding reception.......everyone was drunk and they weren't aware what we were doing

On a golf course late at night

Tesco's car park, during the day (we parked discretely out of the way)

In the sea on holiday in Majorca.

Ohhhhh happy days!!! Have always wanted to join the 'Mile high club'....maybe one day....
 lisalashes

Joined: 11/6/2005
Msg: 135
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Posted: 4/27/2006 1:09:41 PM
glass elevator in a hotel at gatwick airport .. interesting but ALOT of fun!!!
 breezereef

Joined: 4/4/2006
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Posted: 4/27/2006 4:35:04 PM
Since we are listing it now

In a church yard between the graves

By the side of the road

On the beach (5 hours - that one)

Back of a car (passing cars honking their horns)

River bank

Swimming pool and in the sea

Leaning on car boot by the road

Haystack became a love nest for a while, till the farmer caught us.

At work at the work station while everyone was arriving.

Top of a mountain

Hyde Park

Other parks

Cinema

Train

And no 1angel4u I haven't joined the mile high club either, but would like to. Isn't it here on dating sites that like minded people meet - I'll book a flight - I wonder if Virgin Airline would be appropriate.
 lisalashes

Joined: 11/6/2005
Msg: 137
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Posted: 4/27/2006 4:43:47 PM
just remember somewhere ... desk at work .. boss coming in and catching us .. thank god i got an undrstanding boss cause i'm still emplyed!!!
 Amrak007

Joined: 4/27/2004
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Posted: 4/27/2006 4:44:58 PM
I've had most of the usual ones, getting a blow job on the back seat of a national express coach in broad daylight. I had only met the girl 1 hour before when the coach left!!

In the PE teachers office at school, on the stage in the main hall of my school, with my drama teacher over her desk, in a John lewis changing room (5 times - I used to work there)

In a clearing in the New Forest, I run bars for a living and you can imagine some of the stories I have to tell about that...to give you an idea - news years eve a couple of years ago...me, one of my barmaids and 2 of her hot friends in my office with 2 bottles of Dom Perignon!!

Amrak
 jazzgal

Joined: 9/8/2005
Msg: 139
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Posted: 4/27/2006 4:58:15 PM
had sex astride my man on a fishing creel along the river severn..........the boat full of tourist's had an added camara shot to their trip
 ~~Buffy~~

Joined: 3/10/2006
Msg: 140
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Posted: 4/27/2006 5:13:37 PM
i havent done it...yet...but i would love to have sex whilst skinny dipping
 oxxx||========>

Joined: 10/19/2005
Msg: 141
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Posted: 4/27/2006 5:21:15 PM

i havent done it...yet...but i would love to have sex whilst skinny dipping


Water does not make a good lubricant

Also, the making love on a sandy beach cliche aint all its cracked up to be... imagine shaggin sandpaper!!!
 Ivan itchinanus

Joined: 10/14/2005
Msg: 142
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Posted: 4/28/2006 12:02:18 AM
I'm Butch i w@nk with sand paper
 breezereef

Joined: 4/4/2006
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Posted: 4/29/2006 7:12:50 AM

I once did it with the lights on. How racy is that!

I did that to once too - WITH MY EYES OPEN - heeeeaaaaavy
 1angel4u

Joined: 4/21/2006
Msg: 144
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Posted: 4/29/2006 3:51:44 PM
**And no 1angel4u I haven't joined the mile high club either, but would like to. Isn't it here on dating sites that like minded people meet - I'll book a flight - I wonder if Virgin Airline would be appropriate **



There might be a dating site for that Breezereef but that wouldn't be for me, if I ever did join the 'club' it would have to be with my 'special someone' (longterm partner) and not just anyone. Lol Virgin Airline...now that's an amusing thought
 symantec

Joined: 3/10/2006
Msg: 145
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Posted: 4/29/2006 4:48:32 PM
1. In the gardens in Hanover Square , Central London, late at night (had to climb over a 6ft iron gate first!).

2. On top of the cliffs at Hastings (then later found out that was where my Dad proposed to my Mum!)

3. On my mate's living room carpet (with his wife). Ooooops, oh dear... he's not my mate any more......
 barry pitt

Joined: 4/3/2006
Msg: 146
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Posted: 4/29/2006 4:52:45 PM
I HAVE DONE IT IN A BED BEFOR IT WAS FUNNY CUZ I FELL A SLEEP RIGHT AFTER AND MY EX WAS WELL PISSED AT ME WONDER WHY SHE IS MY EX
 chrissy-65

Joined: 11/1/2005
Msg: 147
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Posted: 4/29/2006 5:07:39 PM
Halfway up Mount Tiede

In the garden..... much to neighbours disgust, said they could join us

The Adam and Eve Pool !!!!!!!!!!!

Gatwick express... over in a flash

Must say all with the same guy:
 barry pitt

Joined: 4/3/2006
Msg: 148
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Posted: 4/29/2006 5:09:39 PM
ok just for you this thread sould be where have you not had sex lol
 chrissy-65

Joined: 11/1/2005
Msg: 149
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Posted: 4/29/2006 5:30:45 PM
Am a good catholic girl really........she says
 breezereef

Joined: 4/4/2006
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Posted: 7/7/2006 7:30:28 AM
Am a good catholic girl really........she says


Isn't that a bit of a an oxymoron - "Good" and "Catholic" I have come across some VERY good (ahem) catholic's

And "really" implies 'ooooooooooo I dare not say"

(Just jesting - no offence intended) Take care and best wishes.


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