| funny places where u have had sex Posted: 4/20/2006 1:24:08 PM | i thought it was a romantic setting h, i am so sorry that you didnt feel the same way...i did try my best to please  | |
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| funny places where u have had sex Posted: 4/21/2006 8:34:44 AM | It was a hot summers day, and quite a few lovers in Hyde Park seemed to be at it. So it seemed not unreasonable to do the same.
So finding a secluded spot - Kissing led to heavy, and heavy led to............
Then..........
Half a dozen lads came and sat on the ground about 10 -15 feet from us - obviously knowing what we were doing.
Now thats difficult, pretending to be not having sex - appearing to whisper sweet nothings while really whispering a strategy for getting it out, and putting it away without showing. And it just doesn't go limp quickly especially when you want it to, it takes an age.
And to cap it all one of the lads asks "what is the time? | |
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| funny places where u have had sex Posted: 4/21/2006 8:52:22 AM | | Think yourself lucky you have a small penis, they would have the told the park keeper if they'd seen mine. | |
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| funny places where u have had sex Posted: 4/27/2006 7:51:37 AM | Ahhhhh....now this brings back some happy (and naughty) memories!........
A quiet country lane on the back of ex's motorbike......mmmmmm
At a table at evening wedding reception.......everyone was drunk and they weren't aware what we were doing
On a golf course late at night
Tesco's car park, during the day (we parked discretely out of the way)
In the sea on holiday in Majorca.
Ohhhhh happy days!!! Have always wanted to join the 'Mile high club'....maybe one day.... | |
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| funny places where u have had sex Posted: 4/27/2006 4:35:04 PM | Since we are listing it now
In a church yard between the graves
By the side of the road
On the beach (5 hours - that one)
Back of a car (passing cars honking their horns)
River bank
Swimming pool and in the sea
Leaning on car boot by the road
Haystack became a love nest for a while, till the farmer caught us.
At work at the work station while everyone was arriving.
Top of a mountain
Hyde Park
Other parks
Cinema
Train
And no 1angel4u I haven't joined the mile high club either, but would like to. Isn't it here on dating sites that like minded people meet - I'll book a flight - I wonder if Virgin Airline would be appropriate. | |
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| funny places where u have had sex Posted: 4/27/2006 4:43:47 PM | just remember somewhere ... desk at work .. boss coming in and catching us .. thank god i got an undrstanding boss cause i'm still emplyed!!! | |
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| funny places where u have had sex Posted: 4/27/2006 4:44:58 PM | I've had most of the usual ones, getting a blow job on the back seat of a national express coach in broad daylight. I had only met the girl 1 hour before when the coach left!!
In the PE teachers office at school, on the stage in the main hall of my school, with my drama teacher over her desk, in a John lewis changing room (5 times - I used to work there)
In a clearing in the New Forest, I run bars for a living and you can imagine some of the stories I have to tell about that...to give you an idea - news years eve a couple of years ago...me, one of my barmaids and 2 of her hot friends in my office with 2 bottles of Dom Perignon!!
Amrak | |
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| funny places where u have had sex Posted: 4/27/2006 4:58:15 PM | had sex astride my man on a fishing creel along the river severn..........the boat full of tourist's had an added camara shot to their trip  | |
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| funny places where u have had sex Posted: 4/27/2006 5:21:15 PM |
i havent done it...yet...but i would love to have sex whilst skinny dipping
Water does not make a good lubricant
Also, the making love on a sandy beach cliche aint all its cracked up to be... imagine shaggin sandpaper!!! | |
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| funny places where u have had sex Posted: 4/29/2006 7:12:50 AM |
I once did it with the lights on. How racy is that! I did that to once too - WITH MY EYES OPEN - heeeeaaaaavy | |
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| funny places where u have had sex Posted: 4/29/2006 3:51:44 PM | **And no 1angel4u I haven't joined the mile high club either, but would like to. Isn't it here on dating sites that like minded people meet - I'll book a flight - I wonder if Virgin Airline would be appropriate **
There might be a dating site for that Breezereef but that wouldn't be for me, if I ever did join the 'club' it would have to be with my 'special someone' (longterm partner) and not just anyone. Lol Virgin Airline...now that's an amusing thought  | |
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| funny places where u have had sex Posted: 4/29/2006 4:48:32 PM | 1. In the gardens in Hanover Square , Central London, late at night (had to climb over a 6ft iron gate first!).
2. On top of the cliffs at Hastings (then later found out that was where my Dad proposed to my Mum!)
3. On my mate's living room carpet (with his wife). Ooooops, oh dear... he's not my mate any more...... | |
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| funny places where u have had sex Posted: 4/29/2006 4:52:45 PM | I HAVE DONE IT IN A BED BEFOR IT WAS FUNNY CUZ I FELL A SLEEP RIGHT AFTER AND MY EX WAS WELL PISSED AT ME WONDER WHY SHE IS MY EX  | |
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| funny places where u have had sex Posted: 4/29/2006 5:07:39 PM | Halfway up Mount Tiede
In the garden..... much to neighbours disgust, said they could join us
The Adam and Eve Pool !!!!!!!!!!!
Gatwick express... over in a flash
Must say all with the same guy:  | |
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| funny places where u have had sex Posted: 7/7/2006 7:30:28 AM | Am a good catholic girl really........she says
Isn't that a bit of a an oxymoron - "Good" and "Catholic" I have come across some VERY good (ahem) catholic's
And "really" implies 'ooooooooooo I dare not say"
(Just jesting - no offence intended) Take care and best wishes.
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