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| You might be a redneck if..................
Posted: 6/24/2008 9:16:37 PM | if you have a pool table in your carport..........you might be a redneck............if a week later, the pool table is in the yard and your El Camino is in the carport........you are ABSOLUTELY a redneck !! 
Happy  Fishing y'all !! Wolfie  | |
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| You might be a redneck if..................
Posted: 6/28/2008 7:19:46 AM | you send a letter to the white house asking George Bush if he can change the 4th of July Independence day national holiday to Oil Dependence Day .......
you leave your trash can out by the road year round because you cant remember what days they schedule pick up in your neighborhood.....
you leave your trash by the road in beer cases and your pitbulls strew it around because your using your only can to flush your outboard motor...............
you sniff all your dirty socks and underware to try to find the cleanest pair to wear..........
you can blow a smoke ring big enough to circle your cousins face before you kiss her........
you find your older brother in bed with your aunt and you join em
Do you know the difference between your run of the mill redneck and a Florida cracker?
a run of the mill redneck has several cars up on blocks in his front yard and hopes to build a race car and compete in nascar....
a Florida cracker has several boats up on blocks in his yard and hopes to one day build a fishin' yacht | |
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| You might be a redneck if..................
Posted: 9/27/2008 1:55:08 PM | if the cops have been called to your house because of the big family fued that started over who inherited momma's Jeff Foxworthy cd collection.
if you went to a Larry the cable guy show and asked him to hook you up with free HBO | |
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| You might be a redneck if..................
Posted: 4/25/2009 8:08:28 AM | I haven't taken the time to read this entire post so if it hasn't been said yet: the term 'redneck' came from Virginia coal miners who stood up to the coal companies and said, 'enuffs ENUFF!!!' They literally marched cross-country armed to the teeth with whatever firearms they could lay their hands on to confront the mining companies who were also armed and had aready began a 'shootin war' months previously; the idea being 'union bustin'. The miners wore red bandanas round their necks fior 'battlefield identification', hence becoming known as 'rednecks'!
That being said; Kindheateed Gentleman, yer crack bout us Flawda Boys is known as 'fightin words' n I'll be happy to meetcha outbakathuh bar!
And in finnish (not the languge) - if yeeeewwwww put a Herley-Davidson bar n shield sticker on yer TV set -- just so yew cn have 'HDTV' | |
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