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| You might be a redneck if..................
Posted: 5/6/2006 12:15:01 PM | | if you have to call a friend to find out how long it takes to cook minute rice... you have a sock hanging out of your gas cap opening,and smoke while pumping. your brother-in-law to be will only wear flipflops to your wedding and hes the best man,[true story]......... | |
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Posted: 5/6/2006 6:03:27 PM | Hey, I'm not a redneck, just a Cajun. So, what's wrong with me wanting my granddaughter to feed her pet rabbit so it will grow bigger and fatter. | |
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Posted: 5/10/2006 10:37:49 AM | If your father and brother might in fact be the same guy !
If your trailer floats/ becomes a house boat in case of Hurricanes !
If catch of the day is the Road Kill you just hit/missed on HWY 98 ! | |
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Posted: 5/15/2006 6:11:14 AM | ...yer family tree's pert near a stump....but yer bulldog's got a pedigree
....ya ever chawed down on a set of scratchers....(boiled chicken feet)
.....hamhocks an beans make fer a festive dinner.....
....yer mama knows how ta call up tom turkeys.........
....ya know howta clean a turtle but yer stumped when it comes ta slicin a roast | |
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Posted: 5/16/2006 8:49:07 AM | its also part of my weekly menu...heeehehhee...but then i gots some cajun/counass in my family stump....er....tree
and my mama got more turkeys than my daddy did this past season....heheeee | |
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Posted: 5/16/2006 10:31:24 PM | DI ang darlin hamhocks n beans over rice w/fresh collard greens n cornbread hhmmmm aint nuthin better..
you might be a redneck if your at the locall anti drug rally a when ya hear sumone say help stomp out crack you pull up ya britches!!!
oh an gator hasnt got a recliner on tha porch....he like his rocker... | |
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Posted: 5/18/2006 6:33:59 AM | hey florida!!!!! been missin you sooooo much lately!!!! good ta see ya again....
....now ya just might be a redneck ifn ya go to tha mud hole on a saturday night fer yer honeymoon trip..... | |
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Posted: 5/20/2006 3:44:40 PM | You wore the same pair of pants for Three Days!
Your Transmission is in the Bath Tub!
If you think a Full Moon Means to hang your Behind out of the Passenger Window.Yea I did!
If your Girl Friend Likes to Ride in the back of your Truck more than you Doo!
If you have ever Peed in the yard insted of using the Bathroom!(The funny thing is the Yard is Further away.) | |
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| You might be a redneck if..................
Posted: 5/20/2006 3:45:35 PM | You wore the same pair of pants for Three Days!
Your Transmission is in the Bath Tub!
If you think a Full Moon Means to hang your Behind out of the Passenger Window.Yea I did!
If your Girl Friend Likes to Ride in the back of your Truck more than you Doo!
If you have ever Peed in the yard insted of using the Bathroom!(The funny thing is the Yard is Further away.) | |
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| You might be a redneck if..................
Posted: 5/20/2006 4:24:40 PM | You wore the same pair of pants for Three Days!
Your Transmission is in the Bath Tub!
You just described my son-in-law who is from upstate New York. | |
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Posted: 5/23/2006 10:48:28 AM | ...you consider a bug zapper and a 6 pack quality enteratinment (I actually remember my dad telling my papaw...'Ooohhhh weee, that was a big one!')
.. your wedding ended with the preacher saying "You may now unload the shotgun" (happened to my cousin, I think it was the same shotgun her dad reloaded to make him sign the divorce papers one year later..lol)
...you have to walk down the street to your uncles house for a shower because he has a hotwater heater that works (I did that for farrrr too long... still in counceling over it..lol)
...you consider Hillary Clinton the souths ultimate revenge for the yankees sending all those carpet baggers after the civil war
...you know that "drawing water" has nothing to do with a pencil and paper (did it many times)
...you've ever been in a fistfight over the chevy vs ford debate (chevy rules by the way)
...you have a jeff foxworthy redneck book on the back of your toilet (I do.. had to laugh when I read that one in it)
oh..and Cajun.... yall's close cuzins two us rednecks... use family | |
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Posted: 5/23/2006 12:31:11 PM | You have 3 personalities and now that your kid has turned one, you fight over who's gonna have sex w/ her that night.
HMMMMM, I know this man!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 5/24/2006 9:34:44 AM | ....ifn whuts fer supper is somethin ya caught with yer bare hands.......
...ya know whut a drip pan is fer when yer makin souse....(hoghead cheese)
....ya know whut souse actually is
...yer cousin married yer aunt .....yer other aunt married yer uncle....so now hes yer double uncle an shes yer double aunt an now ya got double cousins...an cousin cousins an nephews an neices an yer still only countin bout 5 or 6 fam'ly members....whew! i'm allready confused an i still got tha other side of tha fam'ly tree to go! | |
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| You might be a redneck if..................
Posted: 5/26/2006 7:41:09 PM | If your Truck is so Big that you have to get out at the Drive-Thru to place an Order!
If you ever Went to a Family Reunion to meet women!
If you sit on your porch more than you sit in your house! "We Finance Porches here" | |
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