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Show ALL Forums  > Florida  > You might be a redneck if..................      Mod Threads Home login   Page 4 of 10 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10  Author  Thread: You might be a redneck if..................  lovableladywanted Joined: 5/14/2006 Msg: 76 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 6/7/2006 4:21:40 PM your juice in the morning is a light beer  Cajun3149 Joined: 12/12/2005 Msg: 77 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 6/8/2006 3:49:01 PM You went to the state university and took the following courses........ 1..Bus 101, How to Establish your own roadside hot boiled peanut stand. 2. Bus 102, What dired road to put your stan on. 3. Phy 101, What is more important, football or sex. 4. Rel 101, How not to covet thy neighbor's sheep.  Sasquatch2 Joined: 7/19/2005 Msg: 78 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 6/8/2006 6:03:27 PM ...When you move into a new nieghbourhood, The Welcome Wagon is Armed!!  lovableladywanted Joined: 5/14/2006 Msg: 79 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 6/8/2006 6:46:16 PM your pet jellyfish has more teeth than you do you buried your pet rock because it has not moved,eaten, or crapped in the 6yrs you had it your trailer park community consists only of your family your highest level of education was the 4th grade and you are considered the genius of your family  Vernfl2 Joined: 11/6/2005 Msg: 80 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 6/9/2006 7:19:00 AM you have ever had to climb to the top of a watertower to defend your sister's honor  Cajun3149 Joined: 12/12/2005 Msg: 81 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 6/9/2006 7:45:28 AM She can defend her own honor. She's a better fighter.  theifoncross Joined: 12/9/2005 Msg: 82 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 6/9/2006 3:19:33 PM ...the closest thing to a college education for anyone in your family is your certificate from truck driving school ..... and in my family.. THAT WOULD BE ME!!!! LOL  lovableladywanted Joined: 5/14/2006 Msg: 83 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 6/9/2006 4:44:25 PM A fish dinner feast consists of all the females of your family as the main course  Cajun3149 Joined: 12/12/2005 Msg: 84 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 6/9/2006 5:58:34 PM Sounds more like a yankee to me.  Country Boy 73 Joined: 5/4/2006 Msg: 85 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 6/9/2006 8:33:14 PM If You Have More Leaves in Your Truck Then in Your Camoflauge!  lovableladywanted Joined: 5/14/2006 Msg: 86 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 6/10/2006 3:01:44 PM your old tv set is now the stand for your new tv set  BK 1972 Joined: 6/3/2006 Msg: 87 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 6/21/2006 9:03:17 AM If your favorite saying is " Hold My Beer I'm Gonna try Sumthin"  Wyldberri Joined: 6/6/2006 Msg: 88 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 6/21/2006 12:34:45 PM we know who the redneck are...  BK 1972 Joined: 6/3/2006 Msg: 89 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 6/21/2006 12:40:29 PM If the words "I LOVE YOU" come out sounding like this "NICE A$$ GET IN THE TRUCK" you might be a redneck  obliq Joined: 6/16/2006 Msg: 90 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 6/21/2006 1:36:34 PM ...going to the pool means taking cues. ...you consider a dirt road "paved." ...you feel more comfortable using a tree instead of a toilet. ...you think cooking instant grits is a sin against God. ...you decorated your house in a NASCAR theme. ...you've appeared on Judge Judy and COPS. ...you go door-to-door offering women sticks of dynamite for sex, and it works.  onetoughcookie Joined: 3/12/2005 Msg: 91 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 6/21/2006 3:38:04 PM you get in a fight with your boyfriend, and he ends up in worse shape than you.  WILL_IT_BE_U Joined: 9/7/2005 Msg: 92 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 6/21/2006 4:21:49 PM you mow your lawn and find more than 7 parked cars you use your toilote bowl cleaner as a back scratcher you stare at a bottle of orange juice because it says concentrate  ladydi8 Joined: 1/28/2006 Msg: 93 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 6/27/2006 8:30:04 AM ....yer mama gets more huntin time in tha woods cuz yer daddy does.... ....hmmmm.........wait a minute.........there aint no mite about it.....ahm a redneck  deal or nodeal Joined: 6/5/2006 Msg: 94 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 6/27/2006 9:43:26 AM you cant spell git-r-done, right thare  deal or nodeal Joined: 6/5/2006 Msg: 95 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 6/27/2006 9:51:48 AM all yur 'puter does is add numbers.  deal or nodeal Joined: 6/5/2006 Msg: 96 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 6/27/2006 10:05:25 AM if the shirt you are wearing is the one your dad was wearing in your baby picture- that Im sure is still in his wallet, along with his half smoked 305 full flavor!  ohdearpiglet Joined: 4/28/2006 Msg: 97 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 6/28/2006 10:03:13 AM [you stare at a bottle of orange juice because it says concentrate] haha thats good !!!!!  goblueand maize Joined: 9/14/2005 Msg: 98 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 10/28/2006 9:54:50 AM you may be a redneck if : you mow your lawn and find a car  belly18dancer Joined: 7/22/2006 Msg: 99 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 10/28/2006 10:17:04 AM you might be a redneck if you get mad at people who make fun of rednecks but then go around telling jokes about people of other ethnicities and religions and think that is ok ok from jeff foxworthy "you think a quarterhorse is the one outside of kmart"  bbdoll Joined: 7/28/2006 Msg: 100 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 10/28/2006 11:35:46 AM -Yer richest kinfolk just bought a new house and ya have to go over an hep take the tires off... -Yer porch collapses an kills more than four dogs..... -Yer idea of dental work is a bottle of Wild Turkey, a pair of rusty pliers, an yer strongest cuzin, who happens to be a girl.... -She pulls the wrong tooth an ya have to do it agin. (true story).... -Ya put yer 2 cents worth and ya git change back..... -Ya take off yer shoes to make sure they counted it right..... Page 4 of 10 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

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