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Show ALL Forums  > Florida  > You might be a redneck if..................      Mod Threads Home login   Page 7 of 10 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10  Author  Thread: You might be a redneck if..................  jjanelleg Joined: 4/20/2006 Msg: 151 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 3/29/2007 6:03:10 PM I was just bored when I found your thread so I must jump in.....LMAO! "You wear your cowboy hat while having sex" You guys posted that and I have no problem with the cowboy hat thing...Whoo Hoo!! Now .... If you live on Cooter Pond and you heat things up in the Nuker. Your son and his girlfriend live in an RV with extension cords running from the moblehome that has one side cut off for the additions. You aren't really sure where the sewage goes after it disappears from the toilet. But the most distinct sign is when you pull down their driveway and you hear the theme song from deliverance playing in the distance! (This is exactly why I am proud to be the black sheep in the family! All above is true and I can take you to my inlaws if you dare.) Larry the Cable Guy is still my hero!  e-wok Joined: 9/25/2006 Msg: 152 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 3/29/2007 6:21:02 PM Your home has more miles on it than your car.  iceeyes911 Joined: 1/8/2007 Msg: 153 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 3/30/2007 1:25:04 PM ....when your truck gets stuck your out in the mud before the guys are. ....your bofriend comes to you to do the oil change.  Nocturne725 Joined: 3/19/2007 Msg: 154 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 3/30/2007 1:32:13 PM you live in lake county....ohhhhh snap......  ~Reel Guy~ Joined: 3/29/2007 Msg: 155 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/4/2007 2:05:33 PM if your favorite sayin or famous last words are, Hold My Beer I'm gonna try sumthin  spydderweb Joined: 6/30/2006 Msg: 156 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/4/2007 2:27:34 PM If ur bumber sticker says EAT YOUR ROAD KILL..  lovableladywanted Joined: 5/14/2006 Msg: 157 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/4/2007 4:28:50 PM you go to the zoo to hunt  spedshift Joined: 9/30/2006 Msg: 158 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/4/2007 6:35:22 PM If the front porch on your house falls off and it kills more then 4 hunting dogs  spedshift Joined: 9/30/2006 Msg: 159 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/4/2007 6:39:37 PM If your girl friend puts her bra on backwards and it fits better ....... If someone yells Ho down and you wife hits the floor.....  lovableladywanted Joined: 5/14/2006 Msg: 160 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/4/2007 6:53:30 PM You think Busch Gardens was named after George W Bush  Country Boy 73 Joined: 3/29/2007 Msg: 161 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/4/2007 7:16:06 PM If your idea of "Moving" means getting off the couch! If you sit on the porch to listen to your neighbors fight! If you you would rather use the tree in the back yard insted of the bathroom inside and it is closer to you.Yea we know who we are.LMAO!  dianna52 Joined: 3/17/2007 Msg: 162 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/4/2007 7:38:01 PM YOUR HOUSE HAS EVER BEEN IN A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT!!!! NOT THAT I WOULD EVER KNOW!!!  dianna52 Joined: 3/17/2007 Msg: 163 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/4/2007 7:38:59 PM WATCHING YOUR DOG HAVE SEX TURNS YOU ON!!  dianna52 Joined: 3/17/2007 Msg: 164 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/4/2007 7:42:59 PM AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU WANTING TO FEED THE PET RABBIT BUT IF YOUR INTENTIONS WERE TO EAT THAT FAT RABBIT!!!  dianna52 Joined: 3/17/2007 Msg: 165 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/4/2007 7:45:12 PM YOUR BOAT LOOKS BETTER THAN YOUR VEHICLE!!! WHEN ASKED TO CALL YOUR BROTHER YOU YELL!!!  dianna52 Joined: 3/17/2007 Msg: 166 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/4/2007 7:46:17 PM YOUR DOG HAS MORE TEETH THAN YOU DO!!!  dianna52 Joined: 3/17/2007 Msg: 167 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/4/2007 7:49:02 PM YOUR SWIMMING POOL IS THE LOCAL MUD HOLE!!!! YOUR FAVORITE TIME OF DAY IS DINNER TIME!!!!  lovableladywanted Joined: 5/14/2006 Msg: 168 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/5/2007 3:08:18 AM If you can relate to all those slasher types in those horror flicks that take place in the backwoods.  lovableladywanted Joined: 5/14/2006 Msg: 169 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/5/2007 3:40:38 PM If the only word you can spell is NASCAR  Country Boy 73 Joined: 3/29/2007 Msg: 170 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/5/2007 8:31:49 PM Your Dog eats better than you! Your tree stand is more comfortable than your recliner at home! You get stuck in the mudd hole just to drink beer!  spydderweb Joined: 6/30/2006 Msg: 171 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/6/2007 7:39:03 AM Actually the Dutch were the driving force behind the slavery situation they were the ocean traffickers..  RBHarley Joined: 1/9/2007 Msg: 172 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/6/2007 8:01:09 AM When you have to get the fish out of the bath tub that u caught 2 days ago to take a shower.  e-wok Joined: 9/25/2006 Msg: 173 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/6/2007 8:02:03 AM Your best line to argue: "oh come on!!"  a3eyedfish Joined: 5/13/2006 Msg: 174 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/9/2007 6:03:14 AM You drive a flat bed pickup truck with a bumper sticker on the back that reads..........." Honk If Stuff Falls Off "  zeesmuse Joined: 12/4/2006 Msg: 175 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/9/2007 6:02:34 PM You might go to a redneck church if Pastor says "Bubba, will you please take up the offering?" and five men stand up. Sundays of Nascar races are considered a church holiday The baptisimal is a #2 galvanized wash tub. I'll shut up now and crawl back into Georgia... Page 7 of 10 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

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