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Show ALL Forums  > Florida  > You might be a redneck if..................      Mod Threads Home login   Page 8 of 10 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10  Author  Thread: You might be a redneck if..................  ear4music Joined: 11/24/2005 Msg: 176 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/9/2007 8:38:32 PM Oh No, now I know my family is not normal. My late uncle died and my Aunt remarried. She married her son's wife's father! Does anybody know what that makes him to me? Now try to figure our family tree on the computer! The computer would probably crash. I already know Abraham Lincoln was one of my great,great,and so on Grand Fathers!(absolutely true!)  iceeyes911 Joined: 1/8/2007 Msg: 177 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/10/2007 6:14:03 AM ....if you weigh down the back of the truck with beer bottles. ....at christmas instead of the light being on the tree there on your truck.  Country Boy 73 Joined: 3/29/2007 Msg: 178 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/10/2007 10:47:24 AM You have a garage sale! Just to clean it out. Your truck is nicer than your house.  iceeyes911 Joined: 1/8/2007 Msg: 179 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/10/2007 10:55:03 AM ....your tires cost more than your rent. ....go to the woods and leave with less clothes than you went with.  lovableladywanted Joined: 5/14/2006 Msg: 180 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/14/2007 3:12:21 AM you boycott your garage because its a French word. you think GWB is the best leader ever your bathroom is your neighbors back yard  wildman32055 Joined: 3/16/2007 Msg: 181 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/14/2007 5:46:30 AM you write these stupid redneck jokes. or a cottonin pickin yankee lmao  Moon Boss Joined: 12/29/2006 Msg: 182 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/14/2007 8:40:12 AM You mow your yard...and find a car. You have a complete engine hanging from a stout chain over the greasy spot below the shade tree.  Country Boy 73 Joined: 3/29/2007 Msg: 183 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/14/2007 1:52:54 PM You take your girl to the local store and she rides in the bed of the turck! If the term Mudding means having a beer while soaking your feet in a water puddle! If you are on plenty of fish! If you have decoys in your front yard as decorations! ie:(Deer,Turkey,Bears,Ducks,Bigfoot,)  sinned Joined: 2/18/2007 Msg: 184 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/14/2007 2:29:02 PM you take your exspecting pregnant wife/girlfreind to the super market because they have free delivery.....  e-wok Joined: 9/25/2006 Msg: 185 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/14/2007 2:33:02 PM Your sister is also your mother.  melisa64 Joined: 11/13/2005 Msg: 186 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/14/2007 2:33:18 PM ........If you stabelize your kitchen table by putting a crushed beer can under the leg. .........You sleep in the nude but its cold so you wear your socks. .........Have a fight with your old lady and SHE sleeps in the truck. ................................................ ...................................I know, there awfull! I just wanted to take my turn........  fl_cntry_boy Joined: 2/22/2005 Msg: 187 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/16/2007 2:05:08 AM iceeeyes was correct about the cracker saying henc the florida cracker trail where cattle were driven from the west coast of fl to the east coast. fla cracker trail has a web sight and they have a trail ride every year to reinact the event.  lovableladywanted Joined: 5/14/2006 Msg: 188 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/16/2007 2:41:38 AM you use your washing machine to wash condoms  lovableladywanted Joined: 5/14/2006 Msg: 189 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/16/2007 3:48:18 AM you brag about eating p***y.....and you are talking about the cat  Country Boy 73 Joined: 3/29/2007 Msg: 190 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/16/2007 6:40:50 PM If your mind is in the gutter ^ ^ ^ ^  fl_cntry_boy Joined: 2/22/2005 Msg: 191 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/16/2007 10:57:01 PM errr aint dat a fancy werd fer ditch  Giuseppe_FL Joined: 3/26/2007 Msg: 192 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/16/2007 11:07:28 PM You have a sign on your house that says; "Nevermind the Dog, Beware of the Skunk"  girlquest Joined: 3/22/2007 Msg: 193 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/17/2007 1:39:11 AM if your kids are too lazy to steal  odamnitman Joined: 2/10/2007 Msg: 194 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/17/2007 7:07:24 PM If you think "BEER BUSTS" are the latest thing in breast implants. By the way fishhead455 I have mowed my lawn and found a car before.  soaring16 Joined: 1/27/2006 Msg: 195 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/26/2007 3:09:23 PM You'd love to kiss your wife but the prison glass keeps getting in the way. Be nice when she gets out...  lovableladywanted Joined: 5/14/2006 Msg: 196 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/27/2007 12:55:30 PM you call to complain to your cable company that there is no incest on the family channel . the only channels you get on your tv are outdoor network, f-x , speed and christian broadcast channel . your idea of an authentic spaghetti dinner consists of hay drowned in moonshine .  Trafftech Joined: 9/29/2006 Msg: 197 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/27/2007 2:07:29 PM your idea of fast food is hitting a deer at 80 mph  iceeyes911 Joined: 1/8/2007 Msg: 198 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/27/2007 2:17:47 PM .....you have to wash your truck to remeber what color it is.  lovableladywanted Joined: 5/14/2006 Msg: 199 view profile History You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/28/2007 3:00:13 AM you bring your hunting guns to a petting zoo your December electric is more money than every other month of the year combined go to Las Vegas with wooden nickels you call your tractor 'deer'e more than your wife your kids go to the redneck high school and the valedictorian has an IQ of 35 Speed bumps are used for dislodging the dirt on your dashboard and car seats  Country Boy 73 Joined: 3/29/2007 Msg: 200 You might be a redneck if.................. Posted: 4/29/2007 7:12:57 PM If the local bar is being stuck in the mudd somewhere in the middle of nowhere.. If you have ever swam across the St.Johns River (Florida) If you have ever been pulled out of the mudd by your Girlfriend. Page 8 of 10 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

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