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Ronjie
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Joined: 2/15/2005
Msg: 202 | |
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| You might be a redneck if..................
Posted: 5/2/2007 3:07:02 AM | If your pet alligator has a tooth brush and you don't
If you are protesting the 2 term governor limit, because you still want Jeb Bush in office.
You get out of taking your kids to disney world by pointing out the mice running around the house .
You do all your food shopping at the liquor store | |
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| You might be a redneck if..................
Posted: 5/24/2007 4:29:15 PM | ....if you look forward to the rain not to put out all the fires but so you can go play in the mud.
....you bust you tail gate by loading to many wood platts in the back for the fire. | |
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| You might be a redneck if..................
Posted: 9/1/2007 9:22:23 AM | You do not vote in any election that a BUSH is not on the ticket .
You are a member of a labor union yet still support GOP candidates.
You eat Ice Cream with a fork and knife.
Your family practices safe sex....... with each other.
Your favorite reality show is TO CATCH A PREDATOR , because you are guaranteed to see family members or close friends on every episode. | |
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| You might be a redneck if..................
Posted: 9/4/2007 10:39:20 PM | if all the cars are on blocks and you've got a pool table in the car port.........you might be a redneck
but it if you move the pool table out into the yard so you can park your "El Camino" in the car port.......you are fer sure a redneck. | |
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| You might be a redneck if..................
Posted: 12/14/2007 1:09:22 PM |
Ronjie
- If you have decoys in your front yard as decorations! ie:(Deer,Turkey,Bears,Ducks,Bigfoot,) -
Those were decoys? I thought those were the Xmas decorations you hadn't taken down yet!!
Hell , when I moved down here from Alabama I thought my neighbor was waitin' on Flamingo season to start ...... | |
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| You might be a redneck if..................
Posted: 12/20/2007 2:19:41 PM | You can't seem to attain climax
because, you're both watching springer with an ashtray on her back
come a little bit closer to cumming when jerry gets whacked
and sweet home alabama is being played on an eight track
darlin, ya knocked the straw out of your wine again
I told you it wasn't a bendy straw for christ's sake
I guess I'll get a beer while I'm up..don't change the channel on me
ain't that your cousin up there yelling and showing her titties? | |
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