| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 12/29/2005 5:30:54 PM |
Do all women take flying butt leaps to the toilet? Funniest reply yet! | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 12/29/2005 5:33:59 PM | I don't like opening my eyes when I have to go in the middle of the night--wakes me up too much.. And there's nothing worse than sitting down on a toilet and almost hitting the water.... Hope it happens to a few of you guys sometime~~~  | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 12/29/2005 7:17:43 PM | Im beginning to think
A. Men never take a dump
B. Men hover over the toilet seat to take a dump
C. Men expell all their waste through their wee wee's
I have 4 boys so Im used to just putting the seat down. On any given day it can be up or down but what does bother me is their dang aim...LOL | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 12/31/2005 8:49:02 AM | | The toilet seat is fine where I left it. As a self-sufficient person, I'm sure you'll know what to do. | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 12/31/2005 2:57:23 PM | | The women are testing the men just to see if they are cooperative. Actually the woman would complain either way. If you approached her about not putting the seat up, she would get mad that you bring up such a petty item. But, if it happens to her it is a major problem for the guy. Is this equality? | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 11/23/2006 4:54:33 AM | I should take a picture of my electric toilet seat
a little background on me and the seat, i build custom cars so i get to use all sorts of neat products, to make panels move ect, so what i did was right beside the toilet on the floor there is a foot controlled button, you walk up to toilet and press the button and the seat lifts up with the help of a electric linear actuator. (a rod that moves in and out) this is the best part inside the tank i hooked up a magnetic switch to a relay that when you flush the toilet seat goes back down. | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 11/23/2006 5:07:47 AM | | well,you know that slight glance downward all you women do when you first meet a man,try applying it when you approach a toilet. | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 11/23/2006 5:29:05 AM | | I suggest everyone get cats as pets, then you will always put the lid down when finished as a habit, to keep the cats from using the toilet as a watering hole. LOL! Solves all the problems. Everyone has to lift the lid at least! | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 12/29/2006 1:47:16 AM | | Thats the ticket. Some Real Estate agents routinely put the lid down before a showing, it makes the whole bathroom look cleaner. | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 12/29/2006 5:35:47 AM | i dont think im gonna even start on the toilet seat lmao
But i do have my husband well trained now  | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 12/29/2006 5:39:11 AM | "kissy, kissy u-la-lah"
What the heck was that ?
You keep a stopwatch as a lie detector ? lol !
I have to try that one !! | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 12/29/2006 5:48:29 AM |
ok personaly i don't give a rat's @ss if the toilet seat is up or down. If it's up, i'll put it down... why fuzz about something as lame as a toilet seat...
ROFL @ a real woman speaking..... that one brought tears to my eyes | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 12/29/2006 6:02:52 AM | | I must agree with kr8ztwin... women are used to having it down. It is really annoying when you wake up in the middle of the night and you have to go realllllllllllllly bad and you are fumbling just to get your pj's down (or up), and it is dark...and you go to take a seat to finally relieve yourself and you find your ass in the toilet and on the rim (where there possibly may be some pee dribble from your honey), men are not the cleanest beings, and now it is smeared all over your butt, and you have to get back off and fix the seat and clean your self off and so on. It is a MESS. We are not just being picky...really. | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 12/29/2006 6:19:40 AM | Do you know how disgusting it is to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with one eye open & fall in the toilet cause the seat's up?!!! Especially, when it's my toilet!! Aughhhhhh........I HATE that!!!  | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 12/29/2006 6:36:33 AM | | Per Emily Post, it is polite to put the seat back down on a commode once you’ve “done your business”. Of course, since modern society is devoid of manners, it is not uncommon to find most household toilets agape with their rings up, as if they are waiting for some greasy Carnie to throw a beanbag through them (Step right up folks! Try yer luck! Every toss a winnah!). As for me, I prefer the seat down. I don’t have an a$$ the size of a Nebraska, and when heeding nature’s call in the middle of the night, I do not appreciate being a participant in an impromptu re-enactment of the Apollo 13 splashdown. Houston. . .we do, indeed, have a problem. | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 12/29/2006 6:59:42 AM | | They just did a study on this and most North American women would actaully fit perfectly on the toilet with the seat up,,nuff said!!!!!,,lmao,,, | |
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Algy
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Joined: 11/3/2006
Msg: 243 | |
| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 12/29/2006 7:16:26 AM | Realizing that the state of the toilet seat was a critical issue, and that there would never be a consensus regarding the best angle for the rest position, I decided the solution was His and Hers bathrooms. So, being the sensitive 21st Century Man that I am, I thoughtfully built her an outhouse behind the garage. I even put a cover over the cover so she could get that much more enjoyment out of every use.
Now I have to lift two covers ever time I pee. | |
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Ringo_
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Joined: 10/3/2005
Msg: 244 | |
| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 12/29/2006 7:17:09 AM | Always seems to amaze me how trivalleous a relationship can become; how boring when I have to be on defence about a freakin toilet seat - When you put the car in reverse do you not look behind you when you back it up ? I think I might have an issue about lending out my wheels if you got the wrong answer. Too funny; I think I like my buddies answer just before he got married - " Honey; you want a 50/50 relationship - I lift the seat up - you put it down.
And boys - don't we just love those pink fuzzy covers ? - makes me want to pee all over it. Now there's a warning ! | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 12/29/2006 7:39:06 AM | Msg 242: “They just did a study on this, and most North American women would actually fit perfectly on the toilet with the seat up.”
Well, I just did a study, and the widest part of the gaping commode hole is approximately 11 inches. Measurements of my a$$ width indicates about 9.5 inches. Plenty of leeway for splashdown (and I have the water rings on my thighs to prove it).
So, if my a$$ fit, I would acquit.
As it stands. . .err, sits. . .if your gal’s a petite, replace the seat!
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 12/29/2006 7:58:54 AM | the seat and lid should be down when flushed. Why is no one interested when flushing? Leave the lid up and there is an explosion of bacteria when flushing. Unless one wants to stay for the tank to refill I'd suggest seat and lid both be kept in the covered (down position).
Lower seat, lower lid, flush and forget. This is the proper proceedure. | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 12/30/2006 9:32:28 AM | It's scientifically proven that gravity does work. It takes much less effort for the woman to put the seat down herself (working with gravity) than the man to have to raise it (working against gravity) every time he has to pee. Reduction in men's energy spent having to work against gravity and lift the seat could be spent on better things like making dinner for their wives or shopping for her. You see girls, we would like to do those things, but we just don't have the energy because we're wiped out catering to your outrageous demands in the bathroom.
Why can't we all get along and do what's in the best interest of both sexes. Leave the seat up and make life easier for everyone. In fact, women should practice going pee standing up we could save on natural resources and not even have to manufacture seats with lids. Not only can we save a few marriages here, but save the planet as well.
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 12/30/2006 9:49:09 AM | chucks thats simple men tend to splatter some what when ladies have an edge they sit and almost 99.9 % of the time never miss  | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 12/30/2006 10:03:29 AM | Women should go standing Up? Do the biology review
of that area for her and see that would be a mess.
If we were meant to do that, we would have
different anatomy design and wouldn't be discussing this.
I also feel that IF there is an ongoing issue of the seat
up or down then here is a compromise,have the guy pee
down a different drain(i.e. the shower drain) and briefly
run the water after to be sure the area is rinsed off.
My mom once told me that men take less time
in the bathroom as they only go in there to do three things,
s**t, shower and shave.
She added they sometimes do two of these things at once.
(NO, the solid stuff MUST go in the toilet,
that needs the seat down regardless of gender.) | |
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Keljo
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Joined: 12/28/2005
Msg: 250 | |
| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 12/30/2006 10:19:55 AM | Depends on where I am. In college I used to hang out at my guy friends houses all the time and I'd always put the seat up when I was done.
In MY house, I expect the same....seat down please. | |
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