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 MHereFL

Joined: 12/30/2004
Msg: 26
The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 1:34:00 PM
yeah, hope no one left a "Floater" in there....don't want to sit on a turd...lol!
 indigo rose

Joined: 11/25/2004
Msg: 27
The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 1:34:34 PM
kr8...please explain ....please....
 sterling32

Joined: 1/6/2005
Msg: 28
The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 1:35:31 PM
I started all of this...I will end it...just remember to look at the freeking seat when you go # 1 or 2 and there wont be a problem. Men & Woman
 kr8ztwin

Joined: 7/29/2004
Msg: 29
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The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 1:36:14 PM
nope....use the imagination

less obsticles I guess you could say
 indigo rose

Joined: 11/25/2004
Msg: 30
The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 1:37:55 PM
bak bak !
 Excalibur

Joined: 3/24/2004
Msg: 31
The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 1:38:28 PM
oh man that's too funny indi :D
 Dragon Fire

Joined: 9/3/2004
Msg: 32
The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 1:38:46 PM
obsticles HAHAHAHAHA yer killing me kr8z!
 indigo rose

Joined: 11/25/2004
Msg: 33
The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 1:44:48 PM
ohhh now I'm getting a visual...
 Nickel1

Joined: 12/23/2004
Msg: 34
The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 1:47:01 PM
The differnece between men and women with reguards to the toilet seat:

Men are used to having to use their keen powers of observatin to watch what they are doing in and around the toilet (though hopefully more 'in' than 'around'). Men also understand that with a woman around the house, the state of the toilet seat will be in flux, and they accept this - becoming at one with the universe. No assumptions will be made about the state of the toilet seat by a man who is in tune with the universe. Women who expect the toilet seat to always be down are denying the fundamental reality that nothing remains constant in the universe, and all things are subject to change. It is not our duty to force the state of the toilet seat to be 'up' or 'down' but rather to accept it for what it is, only changing it's orientation to suit our immediete need....




 sterling32

Joined: 1/6/2005
Msg: 35
The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 1:50:21 PM
Nickel1 that was a great kiss a** message
 charmingandsweet

Joined: 11/10/2004
Msg: 36
The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 1:53:00 PM
Oh my poor indi...here is a new set for you...and yes it is true...ewwwww...try cleaning out five rooms filled with guys and they do not clean very well...we do intake cleaning every three weeks at work in all ten rooms because it has to be clean...the mens side is always the most work. Hey! I am not knocking any one down! Just an observation on my half when I clean these rooms! I do not mind! It is part of my job!
 jupiter49801

Joined: 5/25/2004
Msg: 37
The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 2:03:19 PM
I grew up with 3 sisters and learned early that the seat cover always goes down. I've never forgotten it. Even as a bachelor. I still put it down.
 kr8ztwin

Joined: 7/29/2004
Msg: 38
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The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 2:05:40 PM
classic conditioning sterling....i was livining with my horrible ex back in the day and she was ready to fight anytime that seat was up. It got stuck in deep so now I live with 2 other guys and I still make sure its down 100% lol.
 indigo rose

Joined: 11/25/2004
Msg: 39
The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 2:08:55 PM
nickel...that was good..and true !
you men just out think us silly spoiled a** women
 Nickel1

Joined: 12/23/2004
Msg: 40
The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 2:19:08 PM

Nickel1 that was a great kiss a** message


Hardly kiss ass. The whole gyst is leave the control issues about keeping the seat down at the door, and let the seat fall where it may.
 sterling32

Joined: 1/6/2005
Msg: 41
The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 2:25:07 PM
Let it be written...so shall be done.
 Metalchick

Joined: 11/21/2004
Msg: 42
The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 5:29:50 PM
ok personaly i don't give a rat's @ss if the toilet seat is up or down. If it's up, i'll put it down... why fuzz about something as lame as a toilet seat.....
 SenileGranny

Joined: 7/3/2004
Msg: 43
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The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 6:30:29 PM
Up, Down, which ever, no matter, but if I have to wipe the seat....heads are gonna roll. lmao.
 BCGray

Joined: 12/1/2004
Msg: 44
The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 6:51:15 PM
Hey, just in case you females don’t know most males have “Bottomed” out on the toilet with the seat up too, as well as sitting on a wet seat too. Guess that begs another question or two, about memory retention abilities, but not to me because I am running for the cover of my “Rock”, coward that I am…………
 bluerunningbunny

Joined: 11/12/2004
Msg: 45
The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 7:17:33 PM
LOL at this thread!

I read a statistic somwhere on the number of germs spread through the air if the toilet is flushed with the lid up & was so grossed out! I'e always closed the lid on the toilet & would ask anyone more than a guest to do the same in my house. Mind you I also have a young child & I don't need experiments of toys being flushed down the toilet! (though I'm sure they will come soon enough!) That being said, have never complained about it & have put it back up after being in a guys' place, lol!
 LadyO

Joined: 8/26/2004
Msg: 46
The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 7:23:12 PM
If the lid is up the germs will spread 6 - 12 feet away from the toilet. It's what we learned when we were getting licensed for daycare. So our toilet lid is 90% of the time..DOWN and it gets bleached every week - two weeks.
 northcoast71

Joined: 9/28/2004
Msg: 47
The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/13/2005 7:44:56 PM
Finally a beautiful woman who can be demestic !!!!
 eggman76

Joined: 8/20/2004
Msg: 48
The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/14/2005 5:05:05 PM
Hey girls: try reverse psychology! Go to the bathroom, then put the seat back up! Keep that going, eventually the guy will start to put it down. Later on, he might even put it down to pee. In the end, it'll always be down, and you can tell all your friends you actually trained a man to pee sitting down!! It's just an idea...!!
 LadyO

Joined: 8/26/2004
Msg: 49
The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/14/2005 5:22:07 PM
I hate cleaning toilets. *gags* I'll clean the shower, sink and tub before I do the toilet....cuz in my house you don't use no toilet brush...my mom cleaned houses for 15 years so she always made us do it with Pine Sol, or Comet, and a rag...ewie...cold and ewie...
 no1here

Joined: 11/15/2004
Msg: 50
The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/14/2005 5:37:26 PM
If it were meant to stay down it would not be able to go up. Guys look before they pee, why can't women look before they sit?
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