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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/16/2005 11:10:46 AM | | ok..if you keep the seat down.. how is the dog going to get a drink. LOL!!! j/k | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/16/2005 8:03:00 PM | | i better not catch my dog drinkin' from the toilet cause the first thing she wants to do after somethin' nasty like that is to come & kiss me! EEEWWW!!! | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/17/2005 1:39:17 PM | | the toilet is the least of your worries whosyourbadkitty, your dogs licks alot of other places you dont wanna know about...you should encourage the toilet to clean the hershey squirts of your dogs tougue. | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/17/2005 5:08:24 PM | uh, ya sterling... the thought of having my dog kiss me knowing she's been lickin' her hiney and hoo hoo makes me brush her teeth every day.... i try not to let her lick my face, just for that reason. love my dog ooodles but i definitely don't want her kissing me on the face after she's had her head submerged in the toilet & other yuky places they put their faces & mouths.  | |
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Posted: 1/17/2005 5:26:35 PM | I learned that this argument is hopeless in so many situations.
I finally just did what she could not argue about. I always close the lid.
Now they have proven it is better for germ control also. WIN WIN..
Now how about the toilet paper argument, which way does it go?
Falling off the front, or unrolling off the rear?
I know the answer... Do you? | |
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Posted: 1/17/2005 5:33:22 PM | i took the lid off my toilet so i wouldn't come crashing down on it... that's almost worse than falling in :)
i like the paper to fall over the front, it feels backwards the other way but i'm a lefty, what'do i know? | |
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Posted: 1/25/2005 7:43:45 PM | This is from someone who posted on another forum about the Toilet seat issue, lol:
Don’t leave the toilet seat down if you don’t have to. I’m sure she evokes the rules of equality only when it benefits her, but does an immediate about-face when it’s a traditional “courtesy” that men do for women. And don’t fall for that positive reinforcement crap that they do by saying how much of a “gentleman” or “real man” you are to do these acts for her benefit. It’s an emotional device women have been using forever to manipulate men for their designs. When they start telling you something is the gentlemanly thing to do, do the opposite. Don’t let her dictate the rules to you. (Just remember that anytime a woman tries to tell you what a “real man” or a “gentleman” would do, it’s ALWAYS some self-serving definition that has nothing to do with being a real man. It’s just a rationale | |
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Posted: 1/25/2005 8:12:28 PM | | No, I'm the real man cause when I was married I got sick or hearing put the seat up so I just went outside and used the tree, and the neighbors got a real kick out of it, cause the men on each side of me started doing it after I did. You know I guess monkey see monkey do. | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/26/2005 11:05:25 AM | | hey pofers! consider this: there are certain types of small animals,ie rats etc. that can travel freely thru sewer systems. as well as various reptiles that people throw away. knowing this,i don`t care what time oif day it is or whether i`m sittin or standing, i wanna know what`s in the toilet before i make a deposit. my dad got bit on the a** by a critter,had to have stitches! like i really want to sit in emerg. for four freakin hours so they can all look at my a** injury,then get rabies shots! naaa don`t think so! | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/26/2005 11:54:47 AM | | This might supprise you women, but I am a single guy (not the supprise part), and I put the seat down and the lid down. Even in my man house. The reason i started doing this, and it has become a habbit, is cause I dont like my dogs having POTTY MOUTH. just what you or a friend of yours wants A dog to take a drink , then come in and lick your face that way. | |
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| The Toilet seat thing!!!
Posted: 1/27/2005 10:34:48 AM | | It's national toilet day ! 1910 Thomas Crapper invented the toilet... | |
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Posted: 1/27/2005 10:47:11 AM | | Sorry indigorose but Thomas Crapper only perfected the toilet, a man named (forgot his first name) but I know for sure his last name was Herrington. So next time you go to the rest room it will be taking a herrington. | |
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Posted: 1/27/2005 7:33:48 PM | | Here's a trick I learned. Get a toilette seat with a cover. Then go out and get a bathroom set that has really thick cloth. When you put it on, the seat wont stay in the up position, so they will have to handle there thing with one had and the seat with the other, or simply sit. Good luck! XOXO Shiva | |
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Posted: 1/30/2005 12:18:42 AM | | You know..on the whole toilet seat issue, I gotta wonder somethin..now, in general, it's a man's habit to leave the seat up or so the stereotype goes..but..when in the MEN'S bathroom, there there are wall urinals and regular toilets (for rear extractions) WHY DO MEN STILL INSIST ON LEAVIN THE DAMN THINGS UP???? | |
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Posted: 6/7/2005 7:38:37 PM | well, i guess since most builders and building houses with his and her closets...i guess they should start adding his and her toilets ? That would work.
But really...how hard is it to hit a 1 foot diameter hole at less than 1 foot distance?? Even a blind man could hit that. I think picking up the seat is just an excuse for a bad aim and lack of caring to practice. lol  | |
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Posted: 6/7/2005 8:28:08 PM | See, here's what women don't get about the whole "bad aim" thing. There are frequently extenuating circumstances that result in "misses".
1. The morning pee hard-on. VERY challenging to deal with at times when your buddy is pointing toward the sky, and of course the toilet has been thoughtlessly placed on the floor (to accomodate women who must sit to pee of course). Anyway, as a guy you have to come pretty close to standing on your head to relieve yourself some mornings.
2. The morning after you had sex/came the night before. You get dried remnants left behind that block the natural flow of urine as you're just getting started, and these serve to divert it in unexpected and unpredictable directions. There's really no way to tell where it's going to end up in this case, so you just have to hold on tight and hope for the best.
3. Simple backsplash. This occurs most frequently when you have to go REALLY bad, and the force behind the jet when it first strikes the water causes a splash up around the rim of the bowl. Just means you've got a healthy and strong bladder. You wouldn't want anything else for your man, would you ladies?
Now, I've heard women use the preceding as a case for men sitting down when peeing. Once again, this shows the basic female lack of understanding of the male anatomy. While it is possible that this solution could be used to help with problems 2 and 3, there is no way it can be used for the first problem. Trying to get a hard Mr. Happy inside the bowl and pointing downward is just simply impossible for most men in this situation, hence necessitating the standing approach, even though it is tricky as well.
The best solution men have found to the morning pee hard-on dilemma is to simply wait and pee in the shower, but this has proven unacceptable to most women as well, so to make you happy we do our acrobatics over top the toilet at 7am, doing our best to deposit the majority inside the bowl. The lengths we go to to make you happy. It's quite amazing really.
So, I hope this clears things up a bit. The next time you are wiping up some of that spray around the bowl, or sit in a small puddle, think about what your man goes through, in many cases just to please you, and it won't seem so bad after-all. | |
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Posted: 6/7/2005 11:54:43 PM | i'm fine whether the seat is up or down. but dun like it when theres leak on the seat or on the floor. appreciate him to clean it up after that.
yeah, its hard to pee when its up, how about stand upside down to pee? hehehe kidding on that.
but men with bad aim aint sexy *oops* | |
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Posted: 6/8/2005 12:14:34 AM | The seat and the lid being down is standard!!! How would you feel if you were a guest and went into someone's bathrom, the towels were neat, the soap bottle gorgeous, nice full roll of toilet paper, pretty curtains and then... the seat was up...
Just is out of place!!!!
AND!!! All men have to do is "zip, whip, and drip"
So at least put the seat down for women who have to turn around, unbutton, unzip, pull down pants/skirt and panties, sit, pee, wipe, stand, pull up panties and pants/skirt, turn around put lid down and flush.....
That is a lot more work!!!  So just feel sorry for us and put the lid down. ;) | |
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Posted: 6/8/2005 12:26:10 AM | the best way to solve this in your home is to make sure you have at least a 2 bathroom home or apt.
one for tha man and the other for the woman
if you go into the mans bathroom~ladies make sure to leave the seat up!
if you go into the ladies bathroom~MEN MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE THE SEAT DOWN
OK PROBLEM SOLVED
NEXT~~~~~~ | |
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Posted: 6/8/2005 8:11:19 AM | seat up, seat down, dont really care....make a mess? CLEAN IT UP!!!!
~EVIL GRIN~ | |
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Posted: 6/8/2005 8:24:09 AM | Come on guys: I have never had a problem with putting the seat down. My boys do the same. Not only is it respectful(in my eyes), but sanitary as well. My mother would flip out on anyone leaving the seat up. Make them happy, put the seat down or you know what will happen:  | |
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Posted: 6/8/2005 8:27:11 AM | Hehah.. yeah.. that is exactly what I think... 99% of the women I've known (sisters and mother included) always complain about the seat being up... but they always leave the top lid up..
Perfect compromise.. everyone puts both lids down...
That way you dont have the cat knocking stuff into it, the dog drinking out of it, or in some cases the kid playing with their rubber duckie in it...
and yeah it looks better too...
the only time I leave both lids up is if me or the guys are around, drinking beer and making lots of trips to the pisser...
then again.. I have a second bathroom that I hardly ever use... I cleaned it, bleached it out real good and I left the lids down in there and months later when I did use it, there was mildew growing in the bowl from the humidity build up and lack of use.. now I leave both lids up and presto... it stays just as I left it..clean.......
Posted By: mrcm37(d251833) on 1/13/2005 2:32:59 PM
Subject: The Toilet seat thing!!!
Message: Consider this...The seat AND the lid should be left down by BOTH sexes each time. Why??? It is esthetically correct and unbiased in reference to gender.
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