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| Re: Favorite movie lines Posted: 10/12/2004 10:03:33 PM | I wish the Ring had never come to me
I wish none of this had happened
So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide, all we have to decide is what to do with the time given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring, in which case, you also were meant to have it, and that is an encouraging thought.
Lord Of The Rings/ The Fellowship Of The Ring This is my most favorably quote from this remarkable film | |
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| Re: Favorite movie lines Posted: 10/13/2004 9:07:14 PM | "Because your a faggot that's why." Resevoir Dogs
"What we have here is failure to communicate." Cool Hand Luke
"Why am I the one on brain detail...?" Pulp Fiction
"What the f$%@ is that??!!" Four Rooms | |
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| Favorite movie lines Posted: 10/13/2004 9:59:54 PM | TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE
ONLY A FOOL FIGHTS IN A BURNING HOUSE
QuaPlaGh!!
I dont know what it is Jim, but its dead.
THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL US MAKES US STRONGER
Im a Doctor, not a soljer!!
Capn, she canna taek much morra this!!
(AAIIEEgh) spoken by the red shirted security guard who died on every beam down mission | |
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| Favorite movie lines Posted: 10/14/2004 2:35:12 PM | oh, this is the wrong thread to be letting me near.
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First, the obligatory deluge of Star Wars quotes.
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Don't look back, Ani. Don't look back.
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads... to suffering.
Victory? Victory, you say? No Obi-Wan, not victory. Begun, the Clone Wars have.
We will not survive this.
Wipe them out. All of them.
Mubby tubbung ibbis fabbat.
I don't care what Galaxy you're from... that's gotta hurt!
Good against remotes is one thing. Good against the living... that's something else.
Kid, I've flown from one end of the galaxy to the other, I've seen a lotta strange things, but I never seen anything that proves there's some all-powerful Force controls everything. No mystic energy field controls MY destiny.
That's cause droids don't pull peoples arms outta their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: let the Wookiee win.
Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you? As well you would not, for my ally is the Force; and a powerful ally it is. Luminous beings are we, not this... crude matter.
A long time have I watched this one. Always has he looked away, to the future. Never his mind on where he was. What he was doing. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are RECKLESS.
I've got a bad feeling about this.
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Indiana Jones:
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We named the DOG Indiana.
I don't know, I'm making this up as I go along.
Junior, these men are trying to kill us! I KNOW, DAD!
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Ghostbusters:
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Sorry Peter, I'm totally terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
Ray, if somebody asks you if you're a God... YOU SAY YES!
So she sleeps above her covers... FOUR FEET above her covers...
It's true, your honor. This man has no dick.
I feel like the floor of a taxicab.
You're right... no normal human being stacks books like this.
What, someone blows their nose and you wanna keep it?
'Get her.' hee hee! That's your plan?
Tell him about the Twinkie.
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UHF:
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Me? I thought YOU hired 'im.
Hey, Mister! Change? Y'got change?
I had enough left over to get me this real NEAT watch! It's a Rolex! See?
Folks, there comes a time when ya gotta look the potato of injustice right in the Eye. There's a powerful evil force in the universe... it lives at channel eight, and I've seen it!
THESE FLOORS ARE DIRTY AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!
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Men in Black:
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Purpose of visit? Diplomatic mission. Duration of stay? Lunch...
Right, when was the last time you had a CAT scan? Six months ago... it's company policy.
A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it.
Hey! OLD GUYS!
Sure thing slick, but lemme tell you something about all your so-called 'skillz'... as of now they mean exactly... dick.
You ever see the movie 'Casablanca'? Yea... Same thing, 'cept no Nazis. Oh...
You go on in there and put'cher thing down.
What're you talkin' about, I *am* half the man you are.
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One day lad... all this will be yours. Wot, the curtains?
Bet you're gay.
It's only a model. (shh!)
If we built this large wooden badger...
But if ye do doubt your own valor and strength... then turn away! For death awaits you all, with nasty pointy teeth! (What an eccentric performance.)
Maybe he was dictating.
Look! It's the old man from scene twenty-four.
I told them we already got one.
A spanking! A spanking! There's going to be a spanking tonight!
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
Ahh! Now we see the violence inherent in the system. Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
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Put the bunny in the box. ("Con Air")
You soaked his underwear... in MEAT. ("Cheaper by the Dozen")
Yes my friends, by all means you may bring ze brewskies. ("Mystery Men")
There's not enough beer on the planet. ("Mystery Men")
I'm the PMS Avenger. I only fight crime two weeks out of every month. There a problem with that? ("Mystery Men")
I hunch. ("Spider Man")
We are the future, Charles... not them. ("X-Men")
You don't know or you don't care? Pick one. ("X-Men")
It's me. Prove it. You're a dick. Okay. ("X-Men")
You guys actually go out in public dressed like this? Well what would you prefer... yellow spandex? ("X-Men")
I want a bloody costume. ("Daredevil")
I'm not gonna hurt'cha, Wendy. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash them RIGHT the FUCK IN. ("The Shining")
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| Favorite movie lines Posted: 10/15/2004 3:31:28 PM | I missed one from The Phantom Menace, which lept to mind after I saw it again last night.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here." | |
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| Re: Favorite movie lines Posted: 10/18/2004 9:44:15 AM | "Room service you want me jerk you off?" "What kind of hotel is this?" (Tommy Boy)
"Great boobies honeybun...my lower instestine is full of Spam, Spam and eggs, Spam...." (Monty Python's Flying Circus)
"Is that you, John Wayne??? Is this me?" (Full Metal Jacket)
"You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece" (Full Metal Jacket)
"He was blind!" "How did you know he was blind?" "He told me so!!" (The Pink Panther)
"My name is Maximus Desimus Meridious....father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next" (Gladiator)
"We'll build spears....hundreds of them! Long spears....twice as long as a man" "That long?" "Aye" "Some men are longer than others..." "Ah, your mother been telling you stories about me again???" (Braveheart)
"....the all-mighty says he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure, you're fu**ed...blah-ha-ha-ha" (Braveheart)
"How many a**holes are on this ship?" "YO!!!" "My god....I'm surrounded by a**holes!" "KEEP FIRING A**HOLES!!!" (Spaceballs)
Not a movie but from Southpark: The Passion of the Jew (Mel Gibson episode) "A few days back I saw a semi that can haul that tanka! Come and talk to me buddy" and "Gimmie back my money!!!!" (and that unforgettable face)
There are sooooo many more, including a variety of mobster flicks loaded with colorful expletives that would only get blocked and completely ruin the line, I just wouldn't know where to start..... | |
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| Re: Favorite movie lines Posted: 10/18/2004 5:59:39 PM | Dell, why are you kissing my ear, why are you holding my hand, Dell wheres your other hand, (answer) between two pillos, "THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS" (jump outta bed) oh, oh, yesh, oh God, Did ya see the Bears game, ya, ya, hell of game.
Planes - Trains & Automobiles | |
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| Re: Favorite movie lines Posted: 2/4/2008 9:41:16 PM | ' I'm looking for San Quentin . . You _DO_ know where that is . . Don't you . . ..@$$HOLE...!!??
~ H. Callahan | |
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| Re: Favorite movie lines Posted: 2/4/2008 11:09:13 PM | "See you at the Party Rictor!" -Total recall
"Dont worry little brother, there are more!" -13th Warrior
When ever someone says "My hurts" it always gets replied with "oh, your hurts? Well now your back is going to hurt, because you just pulled landscaping duty, does anyone elses hurt?" -Happy Gilmore
"That wich does not kill us, makes us stranger." -Dark Knight -Joker
Theres so many quotes, but for now im kind of blank >_< | |
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