| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 6/28/2007 4:56:24 PM | My favorite is from Seinfeld. The one where Kramer is trying to convince Jerry to wear the "puffy shirt" and Jerry protests in that squeaky, whiny voice, "but I don't wanna be a pirate!" Gotta love it! | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 6/29/2007 12:53:41 PM | Becker had some of the funniest lines I've ever heard:
Reggie: There is a huge c0ckroach in your bathroom.
John Becker: Well kill it!
Reggie: I tried that - but that just made it angry.
John Becker: Oh fine I'll do it, then!
He goes in but comes right back out looking wide-eyed ...
Reggie: Thought you were going to kill it?
John Becker: Not without back-up!
Linda had some real good lines on Becker also but maybe there are just too many cuz I can't seem to isolate just one to share here! 
I love Becker - wish it hadn't been cancelled!  | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 6/30/2007 3:47:49 PM | From Roseanne:
Their dad has died and Jackie has to call her deaf aunt to tell her;
Hello, Auntie Barbara? It's Jackie... Jack-ie! Yes. I'm fine... Fine!... I'm fine!... I got some bad news... Dad isn't with us anymore... I said Dad has passed away... He's passed away!... Dad is gone... Dad's dead!... He's dead!... No... DEAD!... DEAD! No, DAD!!... No, Dad's fine, he sends his love!
The delivery cracked me up. | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 6/30/2007 4:44:54 PM | sorry a film not a sit com, up really cracked me up,
on lord of the rings the 1st one, just as they are trying to get across a brigde that is falling down with arrogon throwing the hobbits over to safty, glimi the drawf looks at him before making a leep and says.." no-body tosses this drawf"... cheeky!! | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/1/2007 2:41:06 AM | Another couple I liked from "Friends"
Rachael: And just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to everyone, and it IS a big deal.
Chandler: I KNEW IT!!!
Parker: "I'm sorry if I put a good spin on everything. It's who I am, I'm a positive person."
Phoebe: "No, I'm a positive person. You're like Santa Claus...
on prozac... in Disneyland... getting laid.
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/1/2007 1:11:50 PM | OMG How could you miss this one in the same episode of Roseanne ? (DJ Discovers masturbation...)
Somebody: "Well, he sure is up there in the bathroom a long time..."
Black haired sister: "that means he's really really bad at it.... or really really good !" | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/2/2007 7:19:21 PM | WKRP in Cincinatti
"Mow the lawn Herb, or no num num's tonight uh huh uh huh"
"I don't do coffee, we agreed"
"booo gerrrrr" | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/2/2007 7:24:10 PM | From Taxi:
Men are nothing but lazy lumps of drunken flesh. They crowd you in bed. Get you all worked up, and then before you can say, “Is that all there is?” that’s all there is. | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/3/2007 9:58:21 AM | Best one...Seinfeld's "The Contest" and they are sitting around talking about how they are still king of their castle and master of their domain, and then someone says "Hey that lady across the street in that apartment is naked again...and they are all sitting there looking...Kramer disappears...comes back about 30 seconds later, slaps his 100 bucks on the counter and exclaims, "I'm Out!"
Same episode when Elaine is out and Jerry and George are saying "What already? So Soon? I thought you women could go until like next spring? What Happened?" and she answers "John John"....
And one by one they show the people at night either tossing and turning and not getting any sleep or the ones that are out of the contest snoring contently...
I'd so be Kramer in a contest like that. | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/3/2007 10:01:19 AM | | Taxi is a great show, however MASH is the only one that could take you from laughs, to tears and back again. From MASH, an Italian soldier is in camp and received a dear john letter, he replies to Margaret's attempt to cheer him up ( in a thick Italian accent) “What good is it to be a Ferrari, when you're out of gas?” Later taking her cheer up talk as interest, “A Desemone' does not need encouragement, YOU have filled the tank of my Ferrari!” | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/3/2007 11:22:53 AM | Seinfeld.
(Elaine) "We had the most incredible lobster bisque and then went back to his house afterwards to, ya know- yada, yada, yada..."
(Jerry) "You yada, yada'd the best part!"
(Elaine) "No I didn't...I mentioned the bisque!" | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/5/2007 1:14:17 PM | I'm a Will and Grace addict and one of my favorites is:
Jack: I'm an expert I go on literally thousands of dates a year...
Will: Jack, that doesn't make you an expert, that makes you an Escort...
Or
Ben: Karen what kind of wine would you like with dinner?
Karen: Honey, I'd suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick... Your talking to the wrong girl. | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/5/2007 9:47:57 PM | This line is actually from an old black and white movie called "War of the Wildcats".
A young John Wayne jumps on a train out in the middle of a desert. He is sitting in a seat pretending to be asleep. Another man is trying to put the moves on a real pretty blonde woman. He says to her, "Sometimes you just have to leap first and look later." John Wayne lifts his hat and says in obviously faked innocence, "Thats what happened to my horse. He broke his neck." | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/5/2007 10:03:11 PM | Homer Simpson to Lisa as she cries over some injustice, "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." I've used that one myself. | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/6/2007 3:05:18 PM | Seinfeld:
The episode where they are visiting at someone's place/cottage with the new 'Ugly Baby'. The parents of the said Baby have been bugging everyone: "Yah gottah seee dah Bayybeee!" (said with my bad Jewish accent)
Elaine and the Hunk Doctor she is trying so hard to impress are talking outside on the deck.
Elaine: Did you see 'Daah Baaaabeeeey'?
The Hunk Doctor: Yes, he is Breathtaking!!
Elaine: Yeeeses!......(silence)...um...you just said that about ME earlier!
The Hunk Doctor: Elaine, sometimes people just say nice things to other people which they don't really mean.
Elaine: Aaah, yes..ok!... (pause)...uh...um...Whaaaaat!?? (very confused look on her face)
Priceless! | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/8/2007 5:51:34 AM | | Sanford and Son: Fred gets annoyed with neighbor Julio's nephew and tells the kid, "You have a good head on your shoulders. Wanna see it on the floor"? | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/9/2007 10:28:33 AM | Norm from Cheers walks into the bar and asks Sam for a beer. Sam asks him if he doesn't think its too early in the morning to be drinking and Norm replies....
" So....Float a corn flake in it" | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/9/2007 10:35:52 AM | | Lawyer on the Simpsons tosses his business card on the table and says, "heres my business card, its special, it turns into a sponge if it touches water" | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/9/2007 11:39:01 PM | from the simpsons:
Homer: Tell me everything you can before the commercial's over.
Lisa: Well for the first time in my life I feel as if someone truly understands...
Homer (raises a finger) and cuts her off. "but but but but" | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/11/2007 5:43:38 AM | | From the All in the Family...Archie Bunkers suggestion as to how to stop terrorists from hijacking a plane......."Hand every passenger a gun when they board!" | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/11/2007 5:47:44 AM | | Drew Carrie show....somebody (?) tries to get a girl to dump him for being rude so when the girl enters the bar complaining that an idiot parked diagonally across two handicapped spots, he pipes in "Yeah, I dont want somebody scratching my car with their wheelchair" | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/11/2007 7:12:43 AM | There was an episode of Married...With Children where Peggy was pregnant and Al said this hilarious line :
God,I feel like Exon.One spill and I'm paying for it the rest of my life! | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/11/2007 1:18:00 PM | Roseanne: (insisting Darlene return home and not spend the night with David at Jackie's) You're in big trouble and your punishment is NOT gonna be sex with your boyfriend!
Darlene: Well, obviously you've never had sex with my boyfriend.
OMG... If only we could ALL be so full of such satire lmao!!! | |
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/12/2007 8:49:25 PM | From Cheers:...PS: will never be able to look at the Bevvvv again w/a straight face....
WOODY: How's it going Mr. Peterson?
NORM : It's a dog eat dog world out there, Woody, and I'm wearing
milkbone underwear.
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SAM : How's life treating you, Norm?
NORM : Like it caught me sleeping with his wife.
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SAM : Whatcha up to, Norm?
NORM : My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.
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SAM : How's life in the fast lane?
NORM : Dunno, I can't get on the on-ramp.
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SAM : What's the good word, Norm?
NORM : Plop, plop, fizz,fizz.
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SAM : What do you say to a beer, Norm?
NORM : Hiya sailor. New in town?
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SAM : What'd you like, Norm?
NORM : A reason to live. Gimme another beer.
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COACH: Normie, Normie, could this be Vera?
NORM : With a lot of expensive surgery, maybe.......
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COACH: What's shaking, Norm?
NORM : All 4 cheeks and a couple of chins.
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| Best ever lines from sitcoms....?
Posted: 7/12/2007 9:49:25 PM | this is from Top Gun.....but its classic (i used it once a long time ago when i was younger and and a blonde moment)....
Take me to bed or lose me forever  | |
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