MS. NICE GUY - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn't have."
She left me for a woman.
OLD YELLER - "You G-D spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a ****! Can't you see you're making me miserable??"
I took her out back and put her out of her misery.
SICKLY - "Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite"
Ya...as attractive as that is...um, no.
THE BOSSER - "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look. "
I gave her that look...
MS. VAGUELY DISSATISFIED - "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?"
I decided for her.
WILD WOMAN OUT OF CONTROL - "I've got an idea. Lez get drunk an' make love onna front lawn. I done it before. S'fun. "
Aaaaaah, memories of university!
HUFFY - "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at"
Never had this pleasure.
WOMAN FROM MARS - "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship"
Pretty much all of them were like this.
MS. DREAMGIRL - "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now"
My attempts are Unread/Deleted.
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