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| In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 10:09:08 AM |
the only hotties I have seen pushing carts are MILFs with kids in tow. Otherwise I have not seen a hottie with a cart. I live in a suburban neighborhood. All the people around me are families. If you live downtown in a major metropolis, then things might be different. Up in Newmarket, all the good looking women are married soccer moms driving Lexus SUVs.
I live in one of those neighborhoods too. The homes that go my grocery store are well off families muddled up with a couple townhomes that single people like me live in. No one rents out basement suites or anything either so there is no hope of that. If I were to run into a single guy in the grocery store he'd probably live in my complex and way too close to me to be good for a possible messy breakup. Or he lives with his parents. I'd have an easier time finding a married sugar daddy in my neighborhood (but they generally don't do the shopping)
However, I prefer carts, although I like the stores with those half cart things (the are easier to manuver so people don't run into you!) and those baskets suck because they aren't comfortable to hold and I'd rather just grab a couple items in my arms if it's quick stop. | |
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| In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 10:21:53 AM | | Maybe you might ask if she would like some help out to her car with her groceries...? During daylight hours in a safe neighborhood? or what is her favorite cereal? (if your in that section) ad-lib for the other aisles? Crashing?? no. I would think your being a bad driver.. | |
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| In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 10:25:55 AM | | Snoogles is right..how could that be an endearing compliment? No class, I think..of the man who says that. To me or any other mother. I might smile as I blow him off..as in his mind it might be a compliment..but inside I am thinking..never. | |
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| In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 12:50:37 PM | Maybe on the internet. Or the title of a porno. That's where I learned of it. Words enter the english language from all corners. But certainly it is not used to woo a woman if that is what you were thinking.
But this is going off topic. I still say trying to pick up a woman at random in a supermarket is lame. Plus I don't think it is respectful to that particular woman. She is grocery shopping. Let her be. | |
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| In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 1:02:52 PM | There's nothing wrong with looking like an idiot, as long as you look like you're enjoying yourself. The first rule of picking up people in grocery stores is that you absolutely can NOT take yourself seriously. The second rule is, if you're not glib, it won't work.
How's that saying go? "No strategy survives contact with the enemy" Barring the word "enemy", the same is true of canned lines and tactics for "bumping into people".
Do yourself a favor -- forget the lines, and practice fearless small-talk instead. Try pointing out something they've just put in their basket and asking if they've purchased it before, that you were thinking of trying it, but it's an awfully big package of wacky pickles if you don't like them... Go on, practice this on guys, or on that mother you don't really expect to get with anyway. You're not trying to get a number, yet, you're just learning how to talk to strangers.
Give yourself about four months to get used to talking to strangers. Oh, do this at a grocery store you don't intend to frequent ever again, cuz it's embarassing to use the same patter on someone twice.
Once you've convinced yourself that nothing bad will happen by talking to strangers, your life will get much, much easier.
@metro:
trying to pick up a woman at random in a supermarket is lame. Plus I don't think it is respectful to that particular woman. She is grocery shopping. Let her be.
Dude, you're giving her the chance to be with YOU, and the pleasure of your scintillating conversation. She should be grateful! Assuming, of course, that your conversation is actually scintillating. That might be the catch.
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Posted: 1/23/2006 1:28:20 PM | I did not think it would be used to woo a woman..or I should say work to woo a woman. It is going off topic but you brought it up..so?? I will say again the forums are insightful..metro is down in the basement watching porn and searching the internet for milfs..the term not the actual human being. ;)
The guy in the grocery store has a better chance of meeting someone in person then the guy in the basement. | |
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| In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/23/2006 2:29:29 PM |
The guy in the grocery store has a better chance of meeting someone in person then the guy in the basement.
Why do you make personal insults? I have not attacked you. And do you think I shop for groceries in my basement? You wondered why any man would want to hit on a woman using the term MILF. I merely told you it was not a term used in that fashion. Why do you get hostile? Forums are for an exchange of ideas, not for attacking other users. | |
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Posted: 1/23/2006 2:50:16 PM | | Calm down Leafsfan. What you think of me is irrevelant to this thread. But it is true. I am weird. I don't like the Leafs. Big chokers. But please, don't hold that against me. You can dispise me for being a metrosexual, but don't dispise me for loathing the Leafs. | |
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| In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/24/2006 10:19:07 AM | metro
i didnt know i wasnt calm???? and do you think i care that you dont like the leafs, boohoo fuc*in hoo, i never said i despise you , I said i think youre weird ...............................
dont put words in my mouth Ace, well im going to have my animal crackers dipped in brown cows and watch the leafs play now. | |
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| In A Grocery Store ... Should I Run Her Down With My Shopping Cart?
Posted: 1/24/2006 10:28:02 AM | | I think it'd be cute if someone bumped my cart .. only if it were totally obvious he just wanted my attention and was flirty about it .. not some pyscho that smashed into me then darted behind a tuna display or something .. that might freak me out. | |
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