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| How would you answer the following???
Posted: 1/23/2006 12:13:22 PM | Honey does this dress make me look fat?
- If anything that dress does not do you justice. We should go out and get you a dress that shows you off!
Do you think my boobs are too small?
- Are you implying that I am not paying attention to your boobs? I can fix that.
Do you still love me as much now as when we first met?
- I hardly knew you then. I was infatuated with you. Now I know you and care for you that much more.
Do you think my butt is fat??
- I look at your butt on an hourly basis. Do you see me complaining?
Do you think this hair do compliments my face?
- Your hair looks great but seriously I prefer that tossled look you have in the morning after we mess around.
Women:
Do I really have to wear a suit to the party? can I wear a nice pair of jeans?
- Women like men who can clean uop nice. Did James Bond wear jeans. Get your butt in there and get dressed!
Do my masculine arms make you feel safe?
- no, go fight a bull or something and prove your man for me.
How many times did you cum that time hun?
- ...if you have to ask if I was satisifed your work isn't done honey.
Have you ever wondered what a nine incher feels like?
- When you have a Ferrari do you care what a Lada feels like?
The boys are expecting me at the game. Can we go shopping tomorrow?
- Do what you have to do, yah only slow me down at the mall anyway! | |
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| How would you answer the following???
Posted: 1/23/2006 12:31:50 PM | Gentlemen...The ladies are paying attention..Answer these questions correctly and you may just get some responses to those emails..save your answers and use them as a reference giude... | |
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| How would you answer the following???
Posted: 1/23/2006 1:16:01 PM | Do I really have to wear a suit to the party? can I wear a nice pair of jeans?
You look so sexy in a suit...besides...you wear jeans all the time...pleeeeeeeeeease put on the suit?
Do my masculine arms make you feel safe?
Yep, and they're good for digging my nails into as well 
How many times did you cum that time hun?
Take how many times you did and divide it in half!
Have you ever wondered what a nine incher feels like?
Nope...you're 1.5 inches is JUST fine!
The boy sare expecting me at the game. Can we go shopping tomorrow?
Only if you promise to buy me anything and everything I ask for! | |
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| How would you answer the following???
Posted: 1/23/2006 1:23:52 PM | Do I really have to wear a suit to the party? can I wear a nice pair of jeans?= Not this time, but Ill make it up to you later!
Do my masculine arms make you feel safe? YES everytime i am in them!
How many times did you cum that time hun? Once but it was the best time yet!
Have you ever wondered what a nine incher feels like? No answer to this one! Get back to ya!
The boys are expecting me at the game. Can we go shopping tomorrow? NO its ok just let me have the credit card, Ill go myself!
Great thread Pat! Just my 2 cents! These are the answers that I would give, BUT i would make sure that I was kissing butt for something REALLY big! | |
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| How would you answer the following???
Posted: 1/23/2006 1:38:54 PM | Oh all right. Honesty - my fatal flaw....
Honey does this dress make me look fat?
- If it DOES: "Hate to tell ya, but that dress does not suit you. It's too full, and totally does not show off your best features. You had a silver gown last time we went out - You made that dress look GOOD"
- If it does NOT: "Hold up there hun - are you implying that you think yer fat? Dang, you must have ate the wrong brownies tonight cause I ain't seen no fat on that ho body you got there. Better put that dress ON before I make us late for the party..."
Do you think my boobs are too small?
- "Bah! Whaddya mean too small? I personally lilke em the way they are. What, you think you need big tits for me to want you? Not likely. I ain;t dating yer tits am I? Didn;t think so. Now cover em up before I make us late for our party."
Do you still love me as much now as when we first met?
- Well, when we first met, I started falling for you.. I do not believe I will ever stop falling. I used to think that once I fell in love, I would be in love, and that was that. You showed me that I can fall forever. Kiss me again, and watch me fall. Let's show up at the party a bit late."
Do you think my butt is fat??
- If it IS: "Why do you ask? Don't you know that that is an illegal question? If you are asking me, then you are concerned. If it bothers you, then fix it - I hear sex is a good workout - we don;t need to on time for that party do we?"
- If it is NOT: "Please. Why must you obsess over yourself so much. You have an awesome body... I love every part of it, and if you keep flashing that sexy tight ahss in my face, i am going to have to make us late for the party...
Do you think this hair do compliments my face?
If it DOES: "Actually, now that you ask, yes, it does look good. I'm not much for noticing, but yah... that style works for you.. Makes them lips even more kissable. Lemme kiss em again, after all, that party can wait."
If not: "Hmm.. No I don;t think that it works for you. Hang on.. If you were to flip the bangs aside, that way.. maybe clip them back.. yah, that works better. You have a low hairline, and bangs are definately wrong. Unless.. Maybe teasing them up, or curling them would be OK... a bit retro if you ask me, but retro makes me horny.. let's go fix yoru hair, get retro, and hey, that party can wait a while right?"
Ok, as you can see, my answers ain;t gonna win me any flattery points. Don;t ask me if you don;t want the truth. If you want someone to candy coat the truth, or just tell you what you wanna hear go ask someone with no balls. If you want an honest opinion, and hopefully, a sugeston if one is appropriate, then ask me. I don;t care if I am trying to get a date, are already on one, or are married. I'm just too damned honest ;)
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| How would you answer the following???
Posted: 1/23/2006 1:52:59 PM | I would probably answer thenm all in the worse possible way, screwing myself out of a relationship. Sometimes my sense of humour doesn't work, and is quicker then my brain.
Pat | |
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| How would you answer the following???
Posted: 1/23/2006 2:08:15 PM | Women:
Do I really have to wear a suit to the party? can I wear a nice pair of jeans?
-Wear whatever you want out to the party but know this - I am going home with a guy in a suit.
Do my masculine arms make you feel safe?
-They are actually kind of scary, have you thought about waxing?
How many times did you cum that time hun?
-Is it in yet?
Have you ever wondered what a nine incher feels like?
-No, fortunately I have a good memory. How about you, you ever wonder what 9" feels like?
The boy's are expecting me at the game. Can we go shopping tomorrow?
-After you are done playing with the boys better get used to playing with yourself. | |
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| How would you answer the following???
Posted: 1/23/2006 2:58:08 PM | Men:
Honey does this dress make me look fat? If it does, I am always honest.
Do you think my boobs are too small? No such thing as too small to me.
Do you still love me as much now as when we first met? See response #1
Do you think my butt is fat?? Honesty once again, why lie and say no if it is. I would never use the "F" word though. ^
Do you think this hair do compliments my face? I would say your face looks good with any hair do, even if you were bald. | |
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| How would you answer the following???
Posted: 1/23/2006 3:02:02 PM | Smartass that I am ... lol
Do I really have to wear a suit to the party? can I wear a nice pair of jeans?
Answer - You DID want to come didn't you?
Do my masculine arms make you feel safe?
Answer - Now who would ask this? .. haha
How many times did you cum that time hun?
Answer - Hmmmm
Have you ever wondered what a nine incher feels like?
Answer - Wondered? 
The boy sare expecting me at the game. Can we go shopping tomorrow?
Answer - Wouldn't ask for him to come shopping in the first place .. ;) Who wants to deal with the ****ing .. lol | |
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| How would you answer the following???
Posted: 1/23/2006 3:43:00 PM | Q. Honey does this dress make me look fat?
A. My darling that dress hangs off of you sublime like the Escalante by Juan Antonio Frias painting.
Q. Do you think my boobs are too small?
A. My darling any man would consider himself blessed to be able to suckle at such an exquisite and supple breast like a new born babe.
Q. Do you still love me as much now as when we first met?
A. No my darling I love you more. A thousand times more!
Q. Do you think my butt is fat??
A. My darling perhaps only on the beaches of Atlantis has such a fine ass been seen but not by any currently living man other than myself.
Q. Do you think this hair do compliments my face?
A. Ugh... enough already. Gawd! | |
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| How would you answer the following???
Posted: 1/23/2006 10:15:51 PM | Honey does this dress make me look fat?
Do you think my boobs are too small?
Do you still love me as much now as when we first met?
Do you think my butt is fat??
Do you think this hair do compliments my face?
The correct answers are to be very quick without even the slightest hint of hesitation:
no, no, yes, no, yes.
If you absolutely must answer;
I could wrap you in seran wrap and you wouldn't look fat.
Your boobs satisfy me in every way, just as my not quite 9 incher satisfies you.
Every day with you I think I know what love is, when the sun comes up I experience a new level of transcending bliss.
The curves of your posterior only heighten the slimness of your waist.
Your face doesn't need to be complimented, it's loveliness is self-sustaining, your beauty shines whether you have hair or not. | |
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| How would you answer the following???
Posted: 1/23/2006 10:24:58 PM | >Do I really have to wear a suit to the party? can I wear a nice pair of jeans?
Wear whatever you want. I don't care but if they make fun of you, you're on your own. :)
Do my masculine arms make you feel safe?
Of course they do. :)
How many times did you cum that time hun?
Couldn't you tell? :)
Have you ever wondered what a nine incher feels like?
9 inches long or 9 inches around? ;)
The boy's are expecting me at the game. Can we go shopping tomorrow?
Sure. Bring me back a souvenier. | |
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| How would you answer the following???
Posted: 1/24/2006 2:12:20 AM | Do I really have to wear a suit to the party? can I wear a nice pair of jeans?
Okay, why not wear your black jeans and a nice shirt & jacket BUT DONT complain if you find out you're underdressed
Do my masculine arms make you feel safe?
Very much so sweetheart
How many times did you cum that time hun?
I lost count after 6 baby
Have you ever wondered what a nine incher feels like?
Not since I met you
The boys are expecting me at the game. Can we go shopping tomorrow?
Why dont you just let me take the credit card on my own then sweetie
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ps: i read some of your answers guys and well.... if some of you were with me you'd be sleeping on the couch mind you i see a few silver tongue devils too -woohoo | |
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| How would you answer the following???
Posted: 1/24/2006 3:26:57 AM | hi pat /all, funny answers to some of lifes more provoking questions,,, its getin out of hand,, but alls well,so first the answers of yes.no .no yes ,yes is remnant of my unemployment card mailed in late 70.s,,,,
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| How would you answer the following???
Posted: 1/24/2006 5:21:50 AM | Since I know my favourite Cowboy Cupid will be reading this I'd better make it good ;)
Women:
Do I really have to wear a suit to the party? can I wear a nice pair of jeans?
Honey you know when you wear a suit you look just like James Bond and you know what that does to me .... maybe we won't even make it to the party.
Do my masculine arms make you feel safe?
Oh James ....
How many times did you cum that time hun?
At least as many as you, I thought you were counting?
Have you ever wondered what a nine incher feels like?
Don't need to wonder ;)
The boys are expecting me at the game. Can we go shopping tomorrow?
Sure, as long as you take me to La Senza ....
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