| Have your kids found your mom and dad toys?
Posted: 1/25/2006 1:40:33 PM | LOL
I had forgotten, but now i remember, so i'll add another story 
When i was 18 i lived with my then boyfriend. I had been clothes shopping, and stopped in at a sex shop, as I had just turned 18 and i could finally go in ( thank god lol)
Being young and stupid at the time, as far as sex toys go ( geeze ive come a long way) i bought this stupid pocket rocket for like 20 bucks, it was small and had different attachments.
Anyways, on my way home, i stopped and picked up his 2 y/o son at daycare. Walked in the door, and put all my purchases down on the floor, then went to the kitchen to get dinner started.
I eventually noticed that i didnt hear him in the living room anymore. Walked into the living room, and saw that all my bags had been opened, and clothes were everywhere. At first i giggled and picked up the clothes, then i stood there horrified as i noticed the package for my new toys, opened and no toy to be seen. I frantically searched everywhere and couldnt find it. Finally, i went into his room where he was playing. Did a quick search, and noticed that he had taken the vibe out, and it was sitting in a caboose (sp?) on his train set, the damn thing was getting a free ride around the track. I laughed my ass off, it was so funny. I only found two of the attachments ( there were 4) so i have no idea what he did with the other two. Oh well. Thank god i was alone at the time, when my bf came home from work, i shared the story with him, and he good a good laugh out of it. Needless to say, from then on, i made sure my purchases were tucked away safely in my room. lol
Kids. Geesh | |
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| Have your kids found your mom and dad toys?
Posted: 1/26/2006 12:43:29 AM | Oh, the memories!
One of my vibrators was the body massager type with different attachments. One night, I was so tired that I just left it in bed with me and then forgot about it.
The next moorning I was getting my little one ready for kindergarten and it was "show and tell" day. I remembered this at the last moment and asked if if she packed something to take with her, and she said yes. I continued getting us ready and as always, I decided to go through her book bag to make sure she had everything she needed.
I opened it right as we were about to head out the door and what did I find? Yep. I asked her why she had it in her book bag and she replied that it was for show and tell! I tried very calmly to explain to her that it belonged to mommy and that she needed to take something that belonged to her because that was what would make the teacher happy. She began to get upset because she REALLY wanted to take it, and I tried to explain to her that mommy needed it to make her feel better when she was hurting, lol. Guess what she said? "Well, Mrs. SoandSo hurts a lot too and maybe this will make her feel better!".
I was hard pressed to argue with that , so I told her that Mommy didn't think the teacher needed it as badly as Mommy did.
What if I hadn't checked her book bag??!
She would have had one very shocked...yet happy teacher. OMG...I laughed so hard...thank you.
Oh, and cheeky....ewwww!!! LOl | |
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| Have your kids found your mom and dad toys?
Posted: 2/9/2006 10:45:14 PM | Discovering my mother's inhumanly large dildo at the age of 12 hasn't helped the old ego.
Locks and hiding places are a good thing. Your kid shouldn't be able to find your toys in the same spot you keep the cigarettes and candy. | |
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| Have your kids found your mom and dad toys?
Posted: 4/8/2009 10:00:57 AM | | I have yet to read this sort. What about daughters discovering dad's sex toy? Let's say mom and dad are separated, mind you. But.....has THAT happened to any of you? | |
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| Have your kids found your mom and dad toys?
Posted: 4/8/2009 11:57:47 AM | | Yes, they have and they were old enough to know what they were. Well, with the exception of my tickle and whip. I came home from an extended hospital stay to find that my son was teasing the cat with it. LOL, I have to admit that it does look a little like a cat toy. Another time I came home from work and saw the bag that I kept my toys in on the floor in the living room. My toys weren't in it anymore though. There were school books in it. When I asked about it my daughter told me that her booksack had broken and she went into my closet and found that bag to use until I could get her another book bag. She told me she didn't even want to know about the things that had been in it, lol. | |
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| Have your kids found your mom and dad toys?
Posted: 4/8/2009 1:22:16 PM | I was at my girlfriends place, myself and her teenage kids were moving all the bedroom furniture around.... So we go to move the bed, and a loud thump happens....
As we move the bed, a pink natural looking toy is lying on the floor... buzzing....
I had to go in the other room, I was laughing so hard I was crying..... | |
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| Have your kids found your mom and dad toys?
Posted: 4/8/2009 2:41:52 PM |
Not to my knowledge. But then I've always talked openly and honestly about sex and body parts and what not. No big deal in our house.
No doubt.I took my daughter to buy her first vibrator because she asked me to..At the Hustler Store in Hollywood,Ca. no less.And no.......we don't share it........lol She just showed me the new one she got...damn.Kids these days! I didn't get anything like THAT as a 17 year old! lol Her's is better than mine my FAR! lol
Relax.......it's just sex.......is my motto. | |
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