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 Robw993

Joined: 7/16/2005
Msg: 26
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That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 1/25/2006 8:29:24 AM
Well, unless your trying to attract other men or lesbians I wouldn't put this stuff on!

Something fishy about that cologne!


Rob
 smilindad

Joined: 10/21/2005
Msg: 27
That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 1/25/2006 8:40:18 AM
don't think i'll be wearing that one maybe putting it on my food . can you eat it ?how does it taste over ice? but seriuosly don't want to walk around all day smelling like p#ssy would not get much done with just one hand free
 mr playful

Joined: 11/28/2005
Msg: 28
That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 1/25/2006 8:43:59 AM
is this a cologne or a lube?
just curious...
I wanted to make incense when I was in universty that smelled of bacon and eggs and coffee, now that would be a cologne...
 bikebowman

Joined: 3/28/2005
Msg: 29
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That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 1/25/2006 9:03:13 AM
That is freaking funny!
I went to a late Breakfeast with my *friend* and I accidently ran into my sister. We ate B-Feast with her and then I gave her a hug goodbye...ohhh...did I get the look! haha
Nope...no extra scent needed thanks!
 Bandito

Joined: 11/9/2005
Msg: 30
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That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 1/25/2006 9:03:38 AM

she was told to rub some of her own **** scent behind her ears and on her neck instead of perfume.........According to scientists this actually drives men wild


Yup blondeamazon, heard than one too, mind you the pubic hair behind the ears is a dead give away in case you have poor olfactory sensitivity
 tenbears17292

Joined: 6/25/2005
Msg: 31
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That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 1/25/2006 9:12:48 AM
would imagine it has to do with the alpa male thing and we all know how competitive women can be it goes back to the primitive in all of us the drive to look for the best genes to carry on the race of man kind
 goodguy4uladies

Joined: 1/23/2006
Msg: 32
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That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 1/25/2006 9:19:01 AM
I think the desired effect of wearing this cologne would be to attract the attention of people due to the thought that he was actively having sex with women. Women would deduce that he's a great lover because he'd have to be in order to have a p*ssy scent on him, right? I don't think it would work either, except maybe on bisexual women. Lol.
 sxxxy_azn_tygress

Joined: 1/8/2006
Msg: 33
That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 1/25/2006 10:48:14 AM
That's not very attractive...lol. Why would a MAN wear a cologne that smells like ****? I dont' think it will be used for attracting women...he might just want to keep it for himself, like a sniff sniff here and there. But I would forego buying it for anyone.
 left

Joined: 11/30/2005
Msg: 34
That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 1/25/2006 11:00:03 AM

Vulva Cologne..from Germany.A vagina scented cologne for MEN.

I'm wondering if they have different "varieties" of it such as: "SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT" or "OIL OF OLD LADY" ?
 holymoly

Joined: 10/28/2005
Msg: 35
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Posted: 1/25/2006 11:37:33 AM
Hell yeah!

A man always gets more tail when he smells like pu$$y. It's true because right after sex I usually go out to a bar or a club, and I know that on a subconscious level the women can smell the previous girl's pu$$y on me, and they want to fu*k right then and there. Works every time. Girls are soooo easy.
 Poison Ivy2005

Joined: 10/28/2005
Msg: 36
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Posted: 1/25/2006 11:45:16 AM
If there is a cologne that smells like ****, then wouldnt that mean that its a smelly **** & really who wants a smelly ****? A clean **** doesnt smell like anything.

Eau de Lake ontario
 zoomadood

Joined: 11/2/2005
Msg: 37
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Posted: 1/25/2006 11:49:51 AM
HEY...


wouldn't women be more attracted to "Eau De Ballsweat? I would think any chemical or hormonal attractants in our nether regions might actually work on the OPPOSITE sex.


Otherwise, well... you know.... not that there's anything wrong with that... BUT...
 Blondeamazon

Joined: 11/3/2005
Msg: 38
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Posted: 1/25/2006 11:57:45 AM
Scientists have long known that certain hormones, called pheromones, trigger strong sexual desire in animals. This is the reason that male dogs are driven crazy by a female dog in heat.

Humans too, are influenced in a similar way with the presence of pheromones. Unfortunately, due to evolution, our bodies do not produce enough pheromones naturally to stimulate a response in the opposite sex.

Pherlure is best applied directly on to your skin, on your pulse points (neck, wrist, behind ears). The biggest mistake made by beginners is putting on too much. Because of the concentration of Pherlure, only one spray is necessary.


If we produce our own pheromones, why do we need the help of a Pheromone Product?
Because of our cultural habits. What do we do first thing in the morning? Take a shower. It washes off our pheromones! Consequently, we're phenomenally deprived. (Furthermore, we tend to dress from head to toe, thereby covering 90% of the very skin that releases pheromones into the air.) When we put on Pheromone Concentrate, we're actually replacing pheromones we've washed off. By supplementing our lost pheromones with Pheromone Concentrate, we're really "getting back to nature," and re-establishing chemical communication with people around us.


What are the benefits of using your What are the benefits of using your pheromone products?


-More eye contacts and smiles from the opposite sex
-You will be found more sexually attractive
-More dates and sexual intercourse
-A rejuvenation of your current relationship
-More passionate lovemaking
-The opposite sex will feel more relaxed and at ease with you
-The opposite sex will start up conversation with you
-Increase your self confidence
-Same sex will intuitively respect you
-Better business / employment relationships




-More eye contacts and smiles from the opposite sex
-You will be found more sexually attractive
-More dates and sexual intercourse
-A rejuvenation of your current relationship
-More passionate lovemaking
-The opposite sex will feel more relaxed and at ease with you
-The opposite sex will start up conversation with you
-Increase your self confidence
-Same sex will intuitively respect you
-Better business / employment relationships


I think what people are missing here is that this is not actually a cologne as such but more a
pheromone product.

 left

Joined: 11/30/2005
Msg: 39
That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 1/25/2006 11:59:47 AM

It's true because right after sex I usually go out to a bar or a club, and I know that on a subconscious level the women can smell the previous girl's pu$$y on me, and they want to fu*k right then and there. Works every time. Girls are soooo easy.

Is there a "water-shortage" in your locale or are you just naturally allergic to water and soap?
I always thought that STD's were transmitted by unhygienic practices like that.
Please post the names of all the women you have had sex with so that we can be certain to stay away from them.
Cologne is one thing.... but uncleanliness can kill ya!
 T00much

Joined: 11/4/2005
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That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 1/25/2006 12:01:07 PM

A man always gets more tail when he smells like pu$$y. It's true because right after sex I usually go out to a bar or a club, and I know that on a subconscious level the women can smell the previous girl's pu$$y on me, and they want to fu*k right then and there. Works every time. Girls are soooo easy.


@holymoly - I think it's probably the way you carry yourself after an ego boost other than the scent of albacore and latex floating through the air...but if it works for ya who could knock it....git-r-done.
 Bryantinfl

Joined: 1/4/2006
Msg: 41
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Posted: 1/25/2006 12:15:04 PM

Next thing you know they'll come up with one called A$$ SWEAT


, NOW THAT IS FUNNY!
 neon51

Joined: 12/4/2005
Msg: 42
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Posted: 1/29/2006 11:54:17 AM
It all depends on the woman and what her nationality, food intake and hygiene is. Some will fool. I am black and taste like cotton. I am very dark skinned. I have actually worn myself behind my ears and have tasted myself many, many times. I think it is ashame I can't bend over far enough to eat myself. It really does work.
 neon51

Joined: 12/4/2005
Msg: 43
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Posted: 1/29/2006 11:57:20 AM
Instead of girls being so easy, why don't you quit setting us up. Animal attraction is more than we can handle sometimes. (smile)
 patrickbeyond

Joined: 12/10/2005
Msg: 44
That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 1/29/2006 12:00:17 PM
Is this cologne for homsexuals? If not, then smelling a vagina might work for me.

Where can I buy it? haha
 deepinyoursilk

Joined: 12/17/2005
Msg: 45
That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 1/29/2006 12:52:13 PM
not! i love the scent of a squeaky clean fold of fleshy pink silk, but for a man to walk around smelling of it is rather a repundant thought, i fail to see the logic! j.c.

 mikkyD2

Joined: 12/9/2005
Msg: 46
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Posted: 2/1/2006 8:58:56 AM
Could always go up to him and ask if he'd like some lemon on that puss!!!!
 happycamper16

Joined: 1/29/2006
Msg: 47
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Posted: 2/1/2006 9:20:09 AM
i believe guys would have much more luck with a cologne that smelled like****unless ofcourse your a flamer.
 Hervie1

Joined: 6/5/2005
Msg: 48
That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 2/1/2006 9:29:39 AM
I'm sitting here trading...and that's gotta be the most outrageous thing I've seen and heard all day..thanks for the laugh^^ lmao!!!!!!!!!!
 lakelandsm

Joined: 7/25/2004
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That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 2/1/2006 9:34:11 AM
I prefer the vagina mouthwash.
 Riff-raff

Joined: 9/10/2005
Msg: 50
That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 2/1/2006 9:43:45 AM
I can see how you'd have better business relationships if your boss is a man though.. or a lesbian.... Norm,,. there always was somthing about you that I liked! Your work ethic sucks ass, you haven't got a clue about anything that goes on around here, but dammit.. Theres just somthing.. I like you and I think you need to be promoted.. You can move your desk right into my office!
umm where do i sign up?? LOL
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