Mzzzy
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Joined: 7/10/2005
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lohki
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Joined: 7/22/2005
Msg: 53 | |
| That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 2/26/2006 10:53:41 AM | alrRIGHTY then.. so
what about the knock off's to this cologne
...how bout the smell of ass to get you going in the morning..hmm?
the sweaty balls one was interesting -- the ode to goat ass!
or how bout-the mix master 900 - where you only use the freshest of ingredience-
add to the bottle daily to refresh the smell to the world.
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| That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 6/16/2006 12:07:43 AM | | I have read that French women use their own "scent" as cologne, and it works due to the phermones. It is called "cassoulette" | |
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| That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 6/16/2006 12:18:39 AM | Great...what next..."L'eau de sweaty ball sack"...
What a freakin' world...
I can see it now....
Man: Honey I am home
Wife: Where have you been...what's that I smell....is that VAGINA!!!!
Man: Its a new french perfume.
Wife: *SMACK*
How are they going to advertise that..."Now you too can smell like a PU$$Y!!!" *official cologne of the mens figure skating team. | |
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| That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 6/16/2006 12:40:06 AM | If there's something I've learned in life, nothing attracts a woman better than the scent of another woman on you.
When you're single, you can't seem to find anyone, and women are somehow repulsed by you for some reason.
When you're with someone, suddenly they come out from everywhere, and you curse them for not being around when you were single. | |
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| That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 6/16/2006 1:27:08 AM | | What a man needs is a cologne which smells like stock options, or one that smells like married. | |
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| That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 6/16/2006 5:38:16 AM | I love the word vulva. It is underused. And not seen as crude.
I am willing to bet that a fair number of women associate the smell with sex, and might well be aroused in spite of themselves. It would be a nifty experiment to try. | |
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| That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 6/16/2006 5:40:54 AM | Yikes! The only woman I want to smell is myself!!
If my guy smelled like anyone but himself, or me, then I would be very upset! | |
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| That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 6/16/2006 4:13:36 PM | | well im sure the fragrance was modelled after a good prototype, as Ive been told not all smell that good, ergo the need for FDS | |
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| That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 6/16/2006 4:18:59 PM | | I can see it now. I go pick up a lady for a date. She opens the door. Takes one wiff and SLAM!! goes the door. Think I'll stick with my Polo Blue and Alfred Sung. | |
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| That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 6/16/2006 7:42:54 PM | | If I wore some then went to bed before aving a shower, and it got on my pillow and sheets.....I would never get out of my bed again!!!!! | |
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| That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 6/16/2006 9:58:18 PM | The moment I see it, I'm gonna buy it. Who doesn't love ****? Even the most prudish of women I've known have told me of sexual encounters with other women. Sure, they deny it at first. Then you find out all the girls in High School taught each other to french kiss and a high percentage of those gave cunnilingus a try...for a year or two. | |
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| That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 6/16/2006 11:25:30 PM | I don't know but i think this idea may backfire....guys like the smell of vagina too.
What man wants too have horny guys drooling all over them because they smell like pu**y?
But one good point is you would'nt have to worry about gay guys trying to pick you up | |
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| That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 6/16/2006 11:42:39 PM | | all i can say is ewwwww whod wanna walk around all day smelling like trout? and whos vagina did they fashion the cologne after, i mean was it grammas ? or moms?or ur exxes? or perhaps the perfect ****? whatver thatd b smellin like, personally id like to think the perfect snapper smelt like vanilla maybe coconut but i dunno if id even wanna take a whiff of this cologne eep | |
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| That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 6/17/2006 2:46:58 PM | If it comes from Germany then watch out!!!
You'll prolly end up smellin like the unused snatch of some big hairy German woman named Helga.... | |
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| That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 6/17/2006 3:39:43 PM | It sounds like the only market for this might be young high school boys - they'd spray it on their finger and ask all their friends, "Wanna smell my girlfriend?"
Now if we could only get the jerks to wear "A$$hole Cologne"! | |
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| That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 6/17/2006 3:59:32 PM | Neon51
I am black and taste like cotton.
OMFG hahaaaaaaa is that where the term "cottonmouth" comes from?
As for the "oil of old lady" that was priceless! oh my tummy hurts from laughing too hard over this thread.
and to the posters who say or think *****smells like fish or trout or some other fishy type of scent,... man you are putting your nose in the wrong places,... NO clean healthy woman's **** should or does smell like fish... UGH! If it smells lile cologne,... leave it alone...IF it smells like trout,.... get the hell out!
Like sushi,... if it's fresh there is no odour. | |
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| That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 6/17/2006 4:45:15 PM | This stuff is crazy....
with the hot summer knocking on my door, I am going to get a bottle of this cologne and go clubbing down town Toronto. It should be interesting to see how the women will behave when they get a whiff of this artificial pheromone p***y scent lingering all over me.........
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| That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 6/17/2006 5:15:36 PM | i wouldn't wear it, i'd probably drink it though . hey what can i say, i just love it | |
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| That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 6/17/2006 6:07:56 PM | in theory, it might work amongst lesbians only.......i can't see any normal straight male wearing vulva scented cologne!!!!.......and as someone said already, if it has a strong scent, it can't be coming out of a clean vulva!
guys have a better chance of attracting females by splashing on; under-arm or crotch sweat than "vulva' scented cologne! | |
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| That guy smells like pussy!
Posted: 6/17/2006 7:55:56 PM | | Well I have a rule for buying meat in a grocery store that applies to women too. If I can smell it before I can see it then I dont want it. | |
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