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Posted: 7/23/2006 9:20:21 PM | Guy to Girl:
"Hows about you and me, we get together and do the horizontal mambo?"
Girl to Guy:
"Well, I'm a necrophiliac so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!"
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Posted: 7/23/2006 9:21:12 PM | Guy - Hey wanna dance?
Girl - No way!!!
Guy - Does that mean I have to give your Dad his Fukkin money back? 
But for the one worst I got from here
Subject line "whats up" - "hello seen your big write up you sound like a nice and honest person im new at this im dead serious i was in a relationship 16 yrs until 1999 well anyway if you wanna chat sometime im usally on yahoo messenger im "xxxxxxxx" dosent hurt to chat right got cam to see you soon bye - that was a copy and paste | |
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Posted: 10/21/2006 7:43:50 AM | Actually the most successful, in fact the ONLY successful, pick up line that I've ever used is
"hello" | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 10/21/2006 4:30:23 PM | Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. | |
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Posted: 10/21/2006 8:15:17 PM | Not on here, but here are a couple I've gotten.
Second worst: "I haven't had sex in a year and I'M ABOUT DUE! *starestare*
My response: "That's nice, keep waiting."
Worst: "Hi, you have big tits, I'd like to suck them."
He got slapped. | |
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Posted: 10/21/2006 8:25:13 PM | worst ever
"Wow, red hair and green eyes...I don't know whether to stop or go".
I didn't even realize he was trying to pick me up until his friend told me...that was after I gave his friend my number. I guess his friend had a better line.  | |
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Posted: 7/19/2008 2:17:14 PM | | The guy walks up to a girl and says "Hi, there's a fifty percent chance you and I will go home together tonight." When she frowns and looks puzzled, the guy says "You know why ? I'm willing." I've seen it happen, honest. | |
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Posted: 7/21/2008 5:57:23 AM | Never use "pick-up lines" myself . . .
But I've witnessed this one being (unsuccessfully) used . . .
Girl / Woman walks by . . .
Boy / Man says "Can I Get A Burger With That Shake ? ? ?
 <--- usual response ! ! ! | |
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Posted: 7/12/2009 11:19:14 AM | | I just got this one: you are as beautiful as a phoenix... can you make me rise up from the ashes? like seriously haha at least i got a laugh as I hit the delete button. | |
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Posted: 7/12/2009 11:50:51 AM | Honey you look better than a new set of mud tires.
Honey you look better than a new litter of pups.
Honey are tired?You've been dancing threw my mind all evening.
LOL...I never use these but some of my buds do.I tell them thats why you never get a dam date,you retards. | |
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Posted: 7/12/2009 4:51:38 PM | Guy: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: Uh, I don't know.
Guy: Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is Corey. | |
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Posted: 7/13/2009 7:31:49 AM | "I'm too drunk to drive home....can I go home with you?"...........the person who said this (me) had been drinking water all night.
Another one I like to use: "I have a bad feeling my left boob is bigger than my right one. Could you feel them and tell me if it is?
"I think I lost my number, could I borrow yours?"
"I'm from the FBI-Fine body investigators, I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position." | |
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Posted: 7/13/2009 7:05:48 PM |
If I were to ask you to go out with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
yes... no... dammit!
no...yes.... dammit! totally trapped  | |
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Posted: 7/13/2009 10:21:59 PM | Some of the 'gems' I have gotten :
' I want to bang you like a screen door in a tornado.'
'Your ass is like a keg, I'd like to tap that.'
'That outfit would look great on my floor.'
'You must be a cop because you look like this city's FINEST'.
'Can I have a band aid, because I hurt my knee when I fell for you.'
'You're like a prize winning fish... I don't know weather to eat you or mount you.'
'I'm just a love pirate looking for some booty.'
'They call me coffee, because I grind so fine.'
'I'm a terrorist and I have a weapon of ass destruction in my pants.'
'How'd you get all that ass inside those jeans?'
'If I was a squirrel and you were a tree, could I bust a nut in your hole?'
Sadly, these are only a FEW of the lines I have gotten. | |
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Posted: 7/13/2009 10:34:33 PM | just hand her a napkin and say "does this smell like a date rape drug to you?"
I like the chicken farmer and polar bear ones though. | |
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Posted: 7/14/2009 4:44:13 AM | "The only reason I'd kick you out of bed is to do you on the floor"..........fail.
"sorry I'm being so forward, but I can't let an opportunity like this pass me by"....score!
Some guy came up to me and said "hi I'm ____ I'm 32 , single, I like long walks on the beach, cuddling by the fire"....score! maybe it was his delivery, totally cracked me up very funny guy. | |
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Posted: 7/14/2009 7:08:06 AM | I've actually never been fed a cheesey line. I don't know whether to be glad or feel like I missed out on something!
But, as nice, simple, unchessey lines go, there was this guy in a mall, I saw him at two or three different places there, looking at me, then quickly looking away, kind of smiling and so on. After a while I forgot about him, and was contmeplating a dress on a rack, when all of the sudden he came up to me, all nervous, blushing, and stammered "I, I ... um, I just have to ask you out" and then smiled this really innocent, embarassed smile. It was so cute, I had to give him my number. | |
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