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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 7/15/2009 5:08:43 AM | two goodies and two baddies
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wow... you're eyes are so pretty that I forgot my chat up line.
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"look at her, and start spinning something gently a coin or something, when she asks why say."
"I am doing this to act against the turning earth, slowing her spin ever so slightly, lengthening the night, pushing back the dawn. so i can spend more time here. with you."
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"hey lass, do you like biscuits?
do you want to try my ginger nuts?"
How please stop stomping on that,I may need it someday!
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Excuse me, my penis just died, can i bury it in your arse?
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the advantage of being a masachist is that when chat up lines fail, and they slap you or call you a jerk... still feels pretty good | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 7/31/2009 1:40:33 AM |
just hand her a napkin and say "does this smell like a date rape drug to you?
Pretty much the same line...but the wording is better.
"excuse me (miss, sir) does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 7/31/2009 2:28:38 AM | From the ~RocKs~ book of pick up lines.
1.I love the thought of falling in love with you!
2.You took my breath away when you walked in to the room, could I possibly trouble you for it back?
3.Excuse me, but I noticed you undressing me with your eyes, would you mind if I stood closer to the heater before you continue?
4. Excuse me, are you the one who ordered the mustache ride?
5.I'll buy the coffee! (just learned this one)
6.Oh my God, you look just like my next ex girlfriend.
7.I bet by morning you'll be begging to be my little tea cup!
8.I'll eat that dust covered thing if you change my grade! (hey I gradgeeated)
9.Do you know where I could buy some "MAGNUMS" around here?
10.Forgive me father for I have sinned. ( Who'd a thunk?) | |
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Posted: 7/31/2009 10:52:19 AM | Went through a spot for a while where for some reason I was getting "you remind me of my ex-wife". Not sure what that was about!
Way back when, during the Afghan/Soviet war, some idiot at a bar tried to get me to go spend the night with him because he was going to Afghanistan with the PEACE CORPS to fight the Soviets....dear God, save us from ignorance....
Best "line"...guy grabbed my butt and tried to blame it on his cousin. It was actually hysterically funny...went out with him for about 6 months after that. | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 7/31/2009 3:36:01 PM | Worst pick up line for me was
What a nice ass you have. I would love to get to know it better, Will you drop your pants for me.
slap.... | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 7/31/2009 7:11:00 PM | I have not seen this one posted yet.
It's always a good idea to compliment a woman so tell her...
That outfit looks very becoming on you... If I was on you I would becumming too!! | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 7/31/2009 8:21:45 PM | | some goofball on here wrote and asked if I wanted to have a booty call... ya, that would have been the worst, and he was unappealing to even have a conversation with let alone touch. | |
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Posted: 7/31/2009 8:58:58 PM | Sitting here reading, thinking to myself I guess I'm kind of lucky. Worst I've gotten to memory is being called sexy, hot, etc. from first to first few messages or from a random person irl. Then I just got a message that said, "come spank me!" & preceded with his messenger name. Oh how I wish I could post it here! *lol*
Silly him, that's My pick up line! 
Luv the tie ~~~Rock~~~ | |
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Posted: 7/31/2009 9:00:28 PM | I like the one I use the best it always gets a smile
Could you call your mom and dad for me
Why ?
Tell them I said thanks they do excellent work.
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Posted: 8/1/2009 1:02:11 AM | I was working my first job as a waitress, 16 years old, and it's almost time for the restaurant to close. Two older guys come in, a bit drunk, and sit in my section. Sure enough, they start making flirty comments, and I keep ignoring them, but then one says 'I sure would like to get into your pants'
My response "Sorry, there's already one a$$hole in there"
I got a 20 dollar tip.
Beth | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 8/1/2009 2:15:49 AM |
I was working my first job as a waitress, 16 years old, and it's almost time for the restaurant to close. Two older guys come in, a bit drunk, and sit in my section. Sure enough, they start making flirty comments, and I keep ignoring them, but then one says 'I sure would like to get into your pants'
My response "Sorry, there's already one a$$hole in there"
I got a 20 dollar tip.
Now that is awesome! | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 8/1/2009 4:12:06 AM | this one happen to a friend
guy says to her
that's nice shirt you are wearing, it will look great stuffed in you mouth well i am f**king from behind.
all she did was say wow and walked away | |
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Posted: 8/1/2009 6:02:56 AM | the worst...guy comes up and sits across from me after my g/f gets up to dance...he says "I am not afraid of you" then gets up and walks away...I was like WTF?
The best...this tiny little guy walks up and says to me "look I know you have turned down every guy that has asked you to dance but do you see my friends over there, they bet me I wouldn't have the nerve to talk to you and said they would give me $50 bucks if I could get you to dance with me" I looked over my shoulder and there were three guys looking straight at us almost busting out laughing.
It worked..was my first dance of the night. I actually ended up good friends with the guy.
My friends do tell me I am unapproachable when I go out...I don't know why...guess I am but I do approach other men...jet after a couple of minutes though...lol | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 8/1/2009 7:13:38 AM |
I may not be Fred Flinstone but I bet I can make your bedrock
Hmmm I’ve had that one too…
Worst one has to be; You look naughty.
I’m still on here looking, so obviously haven’t had the best one yet  | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 8/1/2009 7:34:27 AM | Guys, I think we know that there is really only one line that works 100% of the time: "Bond. James Bond."
Unfortunately the situations in which this can be used are really quite limited.
If we're going to have a little fun with stereotypes, then you could try: "Hi, my name is ____ and my two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.". | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 8/1/2009 7:35:38 AM | My definite all time favorite is:
"My friends bet me $20 I couldn't get your number. Want to split it on some drinks?" | |
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Posted: 8/1/2009 9:25:33 AM | You win triplebp. OMFG!!! I hate it when someone uses the past tense of the verb
'to see' so egregiously! | |
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