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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 9/20/2009 7:50:55 PM | i actually have an odd real life one- a line i will never forget from a relationship that actually lasted 7 years!
the first time i ever saw him (he had already heard about me through a mutual friend) he turns around, looks at me,
and says..." Are you crazy?"
lol
those were the only and first words i had ever heard from this incredibly good looking stranger
and i was so thrown off by it that i didnt even know how to answer.
i started off with a "no" because well who wants to hang out with a psycho but then i started to say "yes" because i am kind of crazy in the good, funny, spontainious person kind of way- then i got so flustered and stumbling over my words that not much of any real answer came out of me-- thank goodness that mutual friend was there to swing in and save me! haha
love can happen when you least expect it. | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 9/20/2009 8:31:50 PM | Worst (and funniest) it was 90+ degrees, just left the barn wearing riding breeches & knee high muck boots & a tank top - filthy, sweaty, with maure & mud smeared on my boots & covered in horse hair. I made the mistake of stopping for gas & a soda.
Guy comes up to me at the gas pump - 6' 4", Shirt just a tad too small to cover the last 6 inches of his beer belly, unwashed hair, fly down, and says: "You gotta give me your phone number - the minute I saw you with those muck boots on I got wood"
I was so shocked I politely said I was very sorry I wouldn't be able to help him with that... He persisted for a few minutes but none of his follow-ups compared! | |
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| Best and worse pick up lines...
Posted: 9/20/2009 8:52:43 PM | I remember a few years ago some booboo, said to me " I was with you last night" Im looking at her and said I dont know you ? she replies "I was home sleeping you were in my dreams"  | |
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