| The Myth Of The Magnums....
Posted: 2/4/2006 11:32:58 PM | BioSciSweetie:[A condom's a comdom. It's just the marketing, and the ads...all hyped up.
Remember it's not how big...it's the motion of the ocean sweeties.]
ok now I am in love   
and by anychance are you a chubby chasser     
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| The Myth Of The Magnums....
Posted: 3/6/2006 8:17:35 AM | | my friend found a can condom it to keep ur beer/soda/juice can from sweating he started carring it in his wallet so it would fall out he would pick it up and look at the cashier and grin and say sorry the look on their faces was priceless.when i was in school a girl went up to her ex-boyfriend of mind and dropped some finger cots on his desk and said since were are broke up im not going to carry your condoms around any more.every one in class just busted out laughing except him...for some reason he didnt think it was funny i wonder why???? | |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 1:18:39 AM | | So, did that discovery make your d1ck bigger? If not, why are you telling us? I personally don't give a shit that I don't need magnums, putting one on doesn't alter my anatomy and I can't really see how walking into a store and asking for them will make any differene to a woman who's actually going to see me with my pants off. | |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 1:39:44 AM | That whole post was priceless! I'm just tickled!
The dudes won't be able to do that with me...as I can't do latex...but I have a pretty funny story...
I am with my man and we are in the drug store picking up the one size fits all Avanti non-latex condoms that have reduced me to the Elaine technique of sponge worthiness fame, due to the prohibitive price. So without looking at any prices, signs etc...I grab the box and head to the lineup with Mr. Worthiness in tow. Much to my relief, as all we were buying was the condoms....there is a lovely old lady cashier, so I am thinking phew. When it's our turn we approach the cashier and place our purchase on the counter with the intent of paying and getting the f... out of there as we had things to do. So, doesn't the little old cashier lady kindly inform us that this particular product is on a buy two packanges get one free special...well always being a bit thrifty myself I replies well that's a pretty good deal...I guess we should take two more boxes then...and Mr. Worthiness does the old "Yes" with the bicep curling fisty thing and all ,right in front of all the waiting customers and the kindly old cashier lady...who couldn't help but smirk throughout the rest of the transaction while Mr. Worthiness beamed.
mc
God...that reminds me of one evening when I was in the local drugstore picking up some condoms and there weren't a LOT of people in line...but 4 or 5 as I plunked my merchandise on the counter this old guy working the register looked at me and practically yells.."Looks like SOMEBODY is gonna be havin' some FUN TONIGHT!!
I just nodded my head and smiled while he gave me that knowing look...... | |
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| The Myth Of The Magnums....
Posted: 4/30/2009 1:56:12 AM |
Think .44 Magnum autoloader. One big f*cking gun. Makes a pinhole going in and a hole the size of a dinner plate going out.
I believe it's either greek or latin for large.
The word magnum was originally nothing more than a name for an extra large bottle of wine. Gun manufacturers later began to use it to describe cartridges that hold
more gunpowder. A 44 mag cartridge is actually pretty small except for the fact that it's mostly chambered in handguns, and as far as handgun cartridges go....it's pretty powerful for as old as it is. | |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 8:48:22 AM | You meet a girl at a bar.
"So yeah, I have a concealed weapon permit, you never know when you'll need protection in this part of town. But I don't carry a regular wimpy handgun, I need something bigger."
Then you pull out a Magnum.
wow I'm terrible
*shoots self* | |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 9:07:53 AM |
A 44 mag cartridge is actually pretty small except for the fact that it's mostly chambered in handguns, and as far as handgun cartridges go....it's pretty powerful for as old as it is.
I was at a gun range one day, a buddy brought his big rifle... a .455 Magnum cartridge. It was huge! It could have been used as a dildo... made a .44 look tiny.... | |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 9:27:44 AM | | This is so exciting. I can't wait to run out and buy a box of magnums - what a relief. Oh, wait, what should I do with a condom and no girl. I guess I can protect myself from palmela handerson. | |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 9:35:53 AM |
I admit, I was prepared to cry myself to sleep with spare inches of latex hanging from my underdeveloped sad excuss of manhood.
Thanks you so much .. that made my day. | |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 10:22:09 AM | I found I used to have problems with the condoms breaking during the act, and I'd end up having to go through two or three at a time, and I also found them a wee bit uncomfortable. I haven't broken a Magnum yet, and they do feel a bit more natural (still snug enough to do the primary job, certainly not like wearing a sock down there).
That said, it's not unless you're using the XL that it's for excessive length. The regular Magnum simply accomodates a wider girth.
If you do have breakage issues, I'd recommend trying them, they might work a bit better for you. However, I don't think they come in all the fun ribbed variations of the regular ones. | |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 10:50:11 AM | Random_bird if he isn't a bf for a long long time after your condom story he's one stupid dude.
What a great creative ego stroke! | |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 11:17:41 AM | Trojan Magnums fit me like a glove (9 inches). They seem pretty durable too. They get my dollar.
Magnums do come in two sizes I believe, large and extra-large for men over 10"-! | |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 4:45:50 PM | | I'm not gonna sit here and brag that I have a huge one. But I know that the normal condoms break very easily..The magnums and the XXLS offer more room for girth, not so much length. A long penis won't break a condom, but a thicker one will! Plus, magnums don't cut of circulation like the normal ones do!! | |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:26:45 PM | I've used Magnums for years and they definitely are wider. Before finding them I tried a lot of different brands and they were all pretty tight and tended to break. I haven't had too many of the Magnums break and they are a lot more comfortable. Now they have Thin Magnums and they are the best! Love em 
As far as getting funny looks or comments when buying them I haven't run into that issue. The only real problem I've had is that a lot of the smaller stores don't carry them. | |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 5:50:20 PM |
As far as getting funny looks or comments when buying them I haven't run into that issue. The only real problem I've had is that a lot of the smaller stores don't carry them.
Maybe you need to go to a Big Box Store...sorry!  | |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 6:21:35 PM | Ha, after posting that I reread it and figured someone would say something like that  | |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 7:54:22 PM | | Someone is definitely gonna make a smartass comment about this..but do they even make small condoms? lmao | |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 8:38:06 PM | | Yup, those Trojan Magnum XL are pretty good. But there are a few problems. Every time I sneeze they burst apart. I usually cut a hole in the tip of one and then slip another over it in order to cover the rest of the shaft. Why don't they make an XXXXLL? I'm not trying to brag about my size but suffice to say that my knee has bruises. So, I join you guys with a hammer of Thor. I'm not bragging, mind you, I'm just saying. | |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 8:39:38 PM | | The Magnums feel like they're chocking me. I mean the length of the condom is fine but the width makes me feel as if I'm wearing a shirt that's too tight. I didn't think I was thicker than normal, but who knows. | |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 8:51:52 PM |
I mean the length of the condom is fine but the width makes me feel as if I'm wearing a shirt that's too tight. I didn't think I was thicker than normal, but who knows.
we all have our little problems in life....................... | |
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