| It's not your profile, it's....
Posted: 2/10/2006 11:04:51 AM | Ya know, this is a plain english thread so why not just say it in plain english? Whiners can't find anyone because THEY'RE WHINERS. I wouldn't be with a whiner, would you?
Once again people are expecting others to do for them what they won't do for themselves.
"OOOOOOHHHHH MsAnn....tell me I'm attractive, a hunk and not fat and lazy or skinny and nerdy or whatever" instead of getting off their @ss and going out and doing something about it. H*ll, stop trying to get a tan from your computer monitor and go outside and get a real one if that's what it takes....oh look, Dr Phil's on, gotta go | |
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| It's not your profile, it's....
Posted: 2/10/2006 11:19:39 AM | As long as there are do-gooding sympathy mongers who will respond to the whiners and blow sunshine up their hineys, they will continue to whine. The aforementioned folk are trying to prove they are "nice" and "positive" because they are in denial about the screaming little b-itch that lurks in their soul, and feel guilty for the evil thoughts that pop into their head, so they do penance by blowing sunshine and therefore unload their subliminal guilt for wanting to choke the shite out of these whiners.
And they are easy to spot because they always tell the sugary sweet little lie "I'd date you but you're too far away"! Cowardly scum! | |
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| It's not your profile, it's....
Posted: 2/10/2006 11:23:24 AM |
The aforementioned folk are trying to prove they are "nice" and "positive" because they are in denial about the screaming little b-itch that lurks in their soul, and feel guilty for the evil thoughts that pop into their head, so they do penance by blowing sunshine and therefore unload their subliminal guilt for wanting to choke the shite out of these whiners.
OMG...Astrosky, you've got me sooooo turned on right now, talk to me more | |
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| It's not your profile, it's....
Posted: 2/10/2006 11:30:35 AM |
OMG...Astrosky, you've got me sooooo turned on right now, talk to me more hey , I thought you were watching Dr Phil ?  | |
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Posted: 2/10/2006 11:47:38 AM | People make themselves unattractive sometimes just because they are ignorant.
Here are some examples where no matter what they write it isn't going to help.
1) Pics that show that they obviously don't take care of themselves in terms of their hair, their face, or their clothes.
2) Poor pics in general, tastesless, tacky, trampy, or even repulsive
3) Smoking....not attractive...sorry, unless tyou have a fetish
4) Drugs...not attractive unless you live in BC
5) excessive drinking....not attractive, AAA is just around the corner..who wants that
Then there is the attitude....I am better than this, everyone should be e-mailing me.
Its a real shame that some people just don't get it...funny enough, they are the first ones that know how to whine here
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| It's not your profile, it's....
Posted: 2/10/2006 11:49:39 AM | gawd joe>> can't tell you the number of times i've come across one of these whiney threads and wanted to tell them the truth.
i have bitten my tongue so many times not even funny....lmao so I leave that forum before i do say something i might regret..lol ....ughhhhhhhh thats no fun..lol
diggy .....i agree
And they are easy to spot because they always tell the sugary sweet little lie "I'd date you but you're too far away"! Cowardly scum!
^^^ i hear this 24-7..plzzz...spare me the bs | |
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| It's not your profile, it's....
Posted: 2/10/2006 11:51:57 AM | The answer to whiners can be found on bumper stickers throughout the land -
"Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole".
Sorry, the screaming b-itch in my soul forced me to post that, now I am full of subliminal guilt. I must now put on my happy helmet and go do good deeds to compensate.
"Happy, happy, joy, joy..."
@fools - Baby, you know I'd date you in a heartbeat, but you live so far away... | |
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| It's not your profile, it's....
Posted: 2/10/2006 2:22:00 PM |
hey , I thought you were watching Dr Phil ?
I was but U R so Hawt that I wuz distracted....why can't nice guys like me ever hook up with women like you??How come you never answer my emails...just unread/delete? Why do you log off as soon as I log on?....WHy, Why, Why?
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| It's not your profile, it's....
Posted: 2/10/2006 2:32:13 PM | ^^^Don't worry, fools, I know the right woman for you is out there --- "just hang in there, hun!" OR, as I just read in a profile review thread today:
i see nothing wrong with your profile . yopu sound great!! dont give up god will send you the right one just keep believing!!!!
Eloquently put. (I can't make this stuff up!)
Call 'em what you will, whether they're deliberately ignorant or lacking in objectivity or simply "not that far along their journey to self awareness" -- a tool's a TOOL. The "why" doesn't concern me. The result speaks for itself -- in "Tool Talk," if you will.
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| It's not your profile, it's....
Posted: 2/10/2006 2:58:17 PM | | Astrosky, I absolutely wouldn't date someone who's too far away but then my profile is limited and I'd never ask for opinions on it just to draw attention to myself. Maybe I'm just missing your point. | |
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Posted: 2/10/2006 3:57:00 PM |
"Accept me for who I am or kiss my patoot!" is the battle cry for online dating. Basically that is stating you feel you are perfect and are unwilling to strive to be worthy of love. So do not whine about the lack of acceptance. Do not indulge in self inspection. Do not ponder cause and effect. Chant the Stewart Smalley mantra "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me". No matter how many people tell you otherwise
Very well put!!
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Posted: 2/10/2006 4:40:26 PM | | "Accept me for who I am or kiss my patoot!" is the battle cry for online dating. Well that's half right. Accept me for who I am, the kiss my patoot part is just arrogant and unnecessary. To a large extent we DO have to accept people as they are and vice versa. Otherwise, it's like let's make a deal. Well I really like you but, if you would change this, I'd like you better. I don't see that working, or let's say I've never known it to work. People change because it's something they want to do. When a relationship is conditional on that it tends to cause resentment and create pressure and stress. Obviously noone is perfect and very few think they are, we can probably all find things we'd like to change. And if we're determined and stick to it, we can change some things. But it only works when we're doing it for ourselves, not when we're doing it to attain or keep someone else's love or acceptance. The happiest couples I know are the ones who accept each other as they are "warts and all" as they say. So accept me as I am now, warts and all,yes. To me, that's just realistic. | |
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Posted: 2/10/2006 5:10:12 PM | Ya know..I had a girl once tell me during the first (and only) date it had been the best day of her life ever. I was the best thing since sliced bread. I was better the caramel covered apples. She said she never had had so much fun.
Ya wanna know what I was thinking? "you don't get out much, do you". Well, maybe I am the best thing since that Texas Toast came out...well, in fact, I am, but please don't remind me, it gets boring after a while.
If people were just to take it easy, and stopped caring what others thought of them, then people would like them a lot more since they have that positive energy and not that self-pity poor me crap glowing around them. | |
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Joined: 11/20/2005
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| It's not your profile, it's....
Posted: 2/10/2006 6:03:12 PM | | OK, so you've established that the reason why I'm not getting any response on this site is because I'm either a Tool or I'm Fugly. Actually, I suspect that I'm getting the double-whammy. I mean, I've been told that I'm fffffuuuuuggggglleeeeeee from an early age, and when I look deeeeeeeeep into my heart, I know that I am a tool. A massive tool. A massive, rigid, extremely long, thick tool. So I'm just wondering what's the split? Is it 60% Fugly, 40% Tool. Are there other factors I should be considering? I really try my very best to completely misrepresent myself, but somehow the *Hawt* women on this site just seem to sense the real me. | |
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Posted: 2/10/2006 7:37:44 PM | If you *really* have a massive, rigid, extremely long, thick tool, I may be able to overlook the "fugly" bit. We'll compromise by turning out all the lights.
Sorry, Mayavi, but my original post was mostly rhetorical. If you really WERE a tool, no WAY would you worry about being one. The real ones think they're cool and people are dense not to realize that. (Kind of like wondering, "Am I a sociopath?")
So that means you're NOT one. Congratulations! 
P.S. Your profile is very good. Most people are just stupid. | |
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| It's not your profile, it's....
Posted: 2/10/2006 7:53:52 PM | Me me, I'm a stupid and fugly tool too, why won't you pay attention to me!!!
Most of my tools are long and hard and made out of high carbon steel, some of them are Ceriated or Thoriated Tungsten electrode rods
Cool, eh?
my profile is so... | |
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| It's not your profile, it's....
Posted: 2/10/2006 8:04:26 PM | You're a fox, not a tool. I could tell by your profile pic.
Now. WOULD ALL THE "NON-TOOL" GUYS STOP TRYING TO GET REASSURANCE THAT THEY'RE NOT "TOOLS", PLEASE!!
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Posted: 2/10/2006 8:09:07 PM | I used to be very "poor, poor pitiful me" Mostly when I was growing up and getting teased for being a little heavy and short. But as I grew older and realized that it was hurting me to be that way, I developed a lot of great self esteem. I see everything in a whole new light. I wouldn't change anything about me now. If you don't like me for me, then you aren't worth having around!
Unfortunatly not all people can be that way.
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Posted: 2/10/2006 8:11:14 PM | | I think all men are like tools, some of us are like rusty busted ones and others like shiny new. Nothing wrong in having a purpose. Girls are more like one of those switch boards with thosands of lights and dials that turn on and off and go from 1 to 1000 and so so forth, how many of them are actualy good for anything but trying to boss me around though... | |
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| It's not your profile, it's....
Posted: 2/10/2006 8:21:55 PM | Pipe down, somnus. You had your turn to speak.
Oh yeah and go fetch me a beer and a turkey pot pie! Make yourself useful around here. | |
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