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longte
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Msg: 103 | |
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zam_33
| | Joined: 7/13/2008
Msg: 105 | |
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| How many people did you have sex with????
Posted: 8/8/2008 6:08:30 PM | Don't forget the rule of three.
If it's a woman, you multiply the number of lovers they tell you by 3
If it's a man, you divide the number of lovers they tell you by 3
It's an exact science... | |
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| | Joined: 5/18/2008
Msg: 113 | |
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| How many people did you have sex with????
Posted: 8/8/2008 6:45:42 PM | That's kinda like the old commercial "How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop"?
"The world may never know" | |
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| How many people did you have sex with????
Posted: 8/8/2008 8:22:27 PM | Vaginal penitration: With 1 person
Clit licking: 3 different persons
Lip kissing: 3 different girls
Got sodomised: With 1 person
Sucked**** With 1 person
Anal penetration: Zero
Boobs sucking: 2 different girls
Masturbation by self: Don't count, may be million
Masturbation by others: Zero
That's my sex history so far and counting. Get your definition of 'sex', if I missed something. | |
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| How many people did you have sex with????
Posted: 8/8/2008 10:01:27 PM | Oooooooo....that's right; if I count myself as one, and use the prevailing acceptable mathmatical conversions; that makes 3. Ah he!l, I'm a whore, and I haven't left the house yet. 
Oh wait, that's the conversion for girls; I can nail two more, and still be a virgin! | |
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| How many people did you have sex with????
Posted: 8/10/2008 12:50:08 PM | My sex therapist said that it's not HOW many partners you've had that matters but how much they taught you about sex!! 
Btw I'm being treated for NYMPHOMANIA!!! ( okay-so I'm not REALLY a nympho-but the number of lovers I've had is on a need to know basis-if I think he ( the lover) needs to know I'd tell em-otherwise my lips are sealed) *evil grin* | |
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| How many people did you have sex with????
Posted: 8/10/2008 8:52:36 PM | An anecdote for you all today. I was seeing someone a few years back, considerably older than myself, but nonetheless, a handsome man that most girls would love to be with. He was fcuking spectacular in bed, no question about it. He did everything, and he did it well. I had to inquire one day at lunch how many women he had slept with to be this good. He said to me "How many times have you brushed your hair?" I replied that I didn't know, I didn't exactly keep track. He asked why I didn't. so I told him that it just wasn't important. How many normal people really care about their hair to count how many times in their life they have combed it. "Exactly" he replied. "I don't count the women I've slept with because, honestly, how many of them have mattered that much that I would want to keep track. If you do it, do it well and do it safe. Fcuk double standards, its just stupidity. If you want someone, tell them, have them, and there you go. If you want them more than once, tell them that too. Just don't play head games and act all stupid over someone that, in the end, just won't matter that much." I took the advice to heart. I got to the closest number with a zero in it, and stopped counting. That was 30, I'll admit it. He eventually told me probably well over 100, but 5 that really did matter. When a guy that I'm just with for sex openly asks me, I tell him what I just told you all and what my friend told me. Then I say 6, because thats how many times I've done it that I really remembered every detail, every emotion, every feeling I had. They learn to leave it at that because, for some reason, most just never really want the truth that badly. On a side note, I stand up for everyone here who has had alot of partners, simply because I know from my point of view, I have come to know myself so completely from both good and bad sexual experiences. I'm sure this cannot be true only for myself. Call me a hoe, or a skank if you'd like. I simply call it honest, open, and fun.  | |
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| How many people did you have sex with????
Posted: 8/11/2008 7:55:12 AM | I'd make an empty post right now with no text in it as my answer, but then I'd get that "You may not post messages this short" thing coming up. So uhh... yeah.  | |
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