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Tamalo
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Top It
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canali
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| You've truly made my night, and I thank you ! Posted: 7/24/2006 5:18:44 PM | RE: your post below can be so true, can't it....not always, but yup, get a woman who knows when to kick your ass when you're too arrogant and yet know how to pick you up when you're down...the best that there is. ---------------- "You know I've always said, take the worst guy out there, give him the right woman, and BINGO, prince charming!
To many times, people label, lump and steroetype guys, when basically they just aren't interested! I think it's a cop out! Give a man a woman who melts him, and he is yours forever!
Getting "laid" is one thing, it's actually pretty easy. I think it's filler till they do meet someone that melts them! Hence all the labels."
------------------- RE: posting below from 1littlemac:
I swear I almost peed my pants laughing bud...the imagery had me howling!
Posted: 6/26/2006 7:57:41 AM Yee Ha! I get to add mine. You missed "the addict"; She who can't live without her drugs, gambling, booze, cigarettes, chewing tobacco (yes, I've met a few of these ), caffiene, pop, chocolate, doughnuts, soap operas or other things that they'll happily spend your future to support. Then there's "the neurotic"; She who'll happily bounce 4 glasses off the back of your head while you're running for cover and finish her tirade off with a knife sticking into the door you just hid behind and all because you came home (or came to pick her up) 15 minutes later than you said you would. She carries 3 cans of mace, 2 knives a brick and a 357 magnum in her purse. Not to ward off a would-be attacker, but to deal with some poor guy who's desperate enough to begin dating her. How about "the biker queen"; She's rough, she's tough and she'll out ride, out shoot, out spit and out B.S. any man until she makes her point... Whatever that may be. She's the one who tries so hard to be a guy that she probably would have saved more money getting a sex change operation than using the methods she does. She's the harley babe, the bull riding momma, the aformentioned tobacco chewer, the "lady" hotrodder, the supergirl mechanic. She's the one who was voted "the most likely to pick you up on *her* harley". She's gets upset that you bought her jewelry instead of a new set of Snap-on tools for her birthday. Her makeup is a mixture of lithium grease, crankcase oil, gun powder, chewing tobacco spit (had to throw that one in), dirt, smegma and anything else she feels she has to have on to look like a guy. (I guess you can tell I'm having fun with this one). Her clothing consists of anything with "harley" on it, chevy's are #1 hats and tee shirts, torn jeans, greasy jeans, tobacco stained jeans , plaster encrusted jeans, Army style boots and occasionally a hanky wrapped around her leg. Calamity Jane would have loved this girl, someone has to because I won't. Her motto is "Anything guys can do I can do better". I still haven't seen one of these write their name in the snow with their yellow ink better than a guy can yet. "The Roseanne Barr wannabes". This one is self described. (kack!) "The Rosie O'Donnel (sp) wannabes". Same here. "The Ellen Degeneress wannabes". Again, self described. Sheesh! I can go on and on. All a woman has to be is a lady and most every decent guy will love them. "
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