MrBC
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Joined: 6/1/2005
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| You've truly made my night, and I thank you !
Posted: 3/1/2006 8:58:43 AM |
from my past dating/rel. experiences, which I have to admit have now made me a certified expert on the subject, I am the Canadian female version of Dr. Phil and having stated my qualifications...
Oh boy, the "I've dated many jerks, hence I am an expert" role.
Also, Wow... great... another blow-hard doling out supposed common sense and cornpone country crap thinking they're qualified because they continuously pick jerks to date. Fun.
so Ladies... I implore you, do yourselves all a favour and just Give Up!!! Stop Fishin!!!
Translation: My taste in men has been so horrifically bad that I don't think any woman alive can make better choices than I did (note the insult to ALL women buried in there?) so I think y'all should give up. It's all men, Men are bad. Period.
*if the powers that be could look into an eye rolling smiley, I'd appreciate it* | |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 3:26:34 PM | I forgot Ladies...
do NOT date any men by the names Ted or Dan!!!
don't ask me why... it'll take me too long to go into details... but trust me cause I am the femail version of Dr. Phil and all my many yrs dating the jerks that I've had the misfortune of picking due to my "horrible taste" in men and my poor judgment... make me god when it comes to this subject.
Note to Lux: Honey I love your p**sy pic... ooopsy daisy... I mean the pic on your profile of your p***y cat,lol!!! I bet that reels all the lil fishies in... don't it!?! I'm sorry to say that you seem to have injured your ole' funny bone there. Do I really have to go into a lesson on what "SARCASM" is for ya?
Now I'm getting my Dictionary out and looking up "cornpone" Lux... but I don't think it's a real word. But I'm just a lil' country bumpkin. Ahhh here we go... gots me my word book....
"C"- "0"-"N"- "T" ... "cornpone"... nope not a word  | |
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| You've truly made my night, and I thank you !
Posted: 3/1/2006 10:11:48 PM | Oye..
The word book isn't helping you much. Not with the sarcasm at least. Why are you looking up cornpone, it's very obviously NOT a word (unless you're Southern... and even then, I'm not sure).
all my many yrs dating the jerks that I've had the misfortune of picking due to my "horrible taste" in men and my poor judgment... make me god when it comes to this subject.
All that means is you've got lousy taste. Unless you're gonna teach women to have lousy taste, I dunno what help you'll be. | |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 10:34:27 PM | yeah seriously, WTF is "corponed"?
I don't think you can just label men into categories every person's interaction is slightly different in each relationship. | |
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Posted: 3/2/2006 1:49:24 AM | Miz Kitty is bashing her head against the wall as she writes this.
Are ya serious "LUX".... come on girl... do you really think that the above quote you pulled from my reply is someone who is being SERIOUS???
yes... i think I'm god on the subject... actually i just think I'm god... period.
If I told you gals on here to put some semen behind your ears as a perfume to entice the men and draw them to ya, cause it's an aphrodisiac... would ya???
FYI: having the misfortune of dating or picking "questionable" men... does not mean I have "poor" judgement or am unintelligent. What it does mean, is that like everyone else on here I am so wanting to find the perfect man for me.... NOT a "perfect" man, because he does not exist, as I am also not perfect...but rather, I'll repeat again A PERFECT MAN FOR ME... and I am a very TRUSTING INDIVIDUAL who wants to believe what these guys tell me.
And because of my "TRUSTING" nature & because I take what people tell me at face value... that leaves me open & vulnerable to be mislead and or out right lied to and used, and ultimately HURT.
People "Show" us... what they want us to see. It takes ALOT of TIME to get to know another person. And i take offense to your comment. Is it my fault if my bf cheats on me. Perhaps my Psychic Gennie shoulda seen that coming and fore-warned me so I coulda dumped him first before he broke my heart.
"Aftereight": thank-you cause i'm still trying to find out what that word means. Also I agree with you... I know that YOU CAN NOT LABEL ANYONE MALE OR FEMALE AND PUT THEM IN A LIL' BOX OR CATEGORY. Human Beings are far too complex and nothing is that black & white.
I admit i did NOT read all these posts because there are too many.... but i thought the point of this was to add some HUMOUR and I've seen various other posts like mine where women have rambled off humorous "categories" of men.
So why am I any different... did i break some sort rule cause I listed more than the 8 ...
is that some sorta magical #... have I stumbled in on some secret society or coven.
ya people just don't make it fun to post on here, do ya?
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| You've truly made my night, and I thank you !
Posted: 3/2/2006 7:57:59 AM |
Are ya serious "LUX".... come on girl... do you really think that the above quote you pulled from my reply is someone who is being SERIOUS???
You've said it more than once... so to answer.. yes.
Is it my fault if my bf cheats on me.
No, of course not, but if you keep ending up with a guy who does that.. the problem lies with continuing to pick those types. | |
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Posted: 3/2/2006 8:22:05 AM | I'm ****ed big time. Oh noooo the end is near
and so i face the final curtain
my friend I'll say it clear,
I'll state my case of which I'm certain. | |
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Posted: 3/2/2006 1:46:33 PM | "FLUX" Baby... LMAO!!!
this is WHY I miss my EAST COAST men!!! I moved to Vancouver Island and I am in serious withdrawel!!! Finally someone with a sense of humour!!!
a couple more guys to avoid... and ya better all heed my warnings....
the "Cheapskate/Tight Wad Guy"... i dunno how i forgot him... cause like all women... I'm all about the Money... Money...Money!!! Trump... I want ya babe... I'll tell ya anything ya wanna hear... yes-yes-oh-yes... your hair's "real".
and pls avoid the TV BACHELOR(s)... cause their just plain ole' stupid... Travis... you're an ER DOC... thank-god I don't live in your city... come on bud... ya did NOT pick MOANA... that's just wrong in so may ways. Are ya a real doc... or play one on a Soap?!?!?!?!?!?!
and yes... yes-oh-yes LUX.... I'm once again being completely "serious"!!!
p.s. this was my very 1st post on these forum boards.... I was a forum virgin... didn't take long to become a forum wh**e...
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Posted: 3/2/2006 6:10:10 PM | | Now who would be cheap with you? Not a chance baby...take you out to dinner and a movie..hey I say to the ladies you can wine me, dine me, then you can....oh you know what i mean..here Kitty Kitty Kitty...purrr!! | |
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Posted: 3/2/2006 9:32:41 PM | That's it "Flux"... you're my kinda guy... I love Allanis (sp?) and I love that song & 69 is my lucky #
here I come for ya & Miz Kitty's "purring"  | |
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Posted: 3/2/2006 9:41:36 PM | | Man are you stuck on yourself or what? Some of you gals are so insecure. Enjoy your single life cause you're gonna be for a long time. | |
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| 8 Types Of Guys Women Avoid
Posted: 3/2/2006 9:47:47 PM | Crazy glue is a real pain in the ass.
Types of women for men to avoid:
Those who have crazy glue "mishaps" | |
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Posted: 3/2/2006 9:48:54 PM | OK, that lets most of us out...LOL...but the guy that says he's none of the above is either a liar or jus not a guy...we all have some of those tendencies in all of us...I try to just keep my mouth shut and let HER do the talkin initially...then see where it goes.
Hell, it's all good... | |
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Posted: 3/2/2006 10:30:09 PM | IKINDGUY: i don't know if ya were referring to me, hun... but if ya were... I'm gonna admit that I do adore myself, and am utterly & completely "IN LOVE" with me!!!
i can take your comment & apply it to men as well... some of *YOU* will be SINGLE for your entire life & maybe extending to "eternity"... so at the very least... pls invest in a big screen TV to pass the time & keep you company.
I dunno about you Lux, but I personally love Crazy Clue.... maybe because it's got "crazy" in it's name. But I find it has many various uses and I love a product that allows me to multi-task. I use it to glue my low cut tops to my lil' t*TT*ES... so they won't pop out of them, you know the slutty tops you can't wear a bra under. I use the CRAZY glue in the morning it starts off my day as a shot in my cup of joe. At work during my breaks... I like to get it outta my desk & squeeze some lines on to my desk & sniff it!!!
Thank-you Crazy Glue Makers | |
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Posted: 6/15/2006 11:54:55 AM | Corn Poon .. sodomizing others with Frozen feces ,a outhouse game ,a game played in freezing climates..
why did the sport lose its popularity?? Indoor plumbing,global warming. | |
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| You've truly made my night, and I thank you !
Posted: 6/15/2006 1:05:24 PM |
Oh boy, the "I've dated many jerks, hence I am an expert" role.
... thinking they're qualified because they continuously pick jerks to date.
Translation: My taste in men has been so horrifically bad that I don't think any woman alive can make better choices than I did (note the insult to ALL women buried in there?) so I think y'all should give up. It's all men, Men are bad.
Denial - its not just a river in Egypt.
Obviously if all I've ever dated is a string of "jerks" (or ok, I'm a guy, I guess it'd be a string of "b****es"), then obviously they *all* must be, right??
Or, uh, maybe I could look at myself instead (gasp! the horror!!) and realize that maybe its because the people that *attract* me are those type of people, and figure out why I do that over and over? (gasp! no! that might mean there's something wrong with "perfect" little me!!).
People need to get real. | |
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glmory
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Joined: 12/4/2004
Msg: 174 | |
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Posted: 6/21/2006 6:05:15 PM | I love how women have:
- all these labels about men
-all these rules
-secret handshakes
-you must be this height to ride this ride
etc
It is surprising that any guy gets a date ever !!!!
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