alura2
| Joined: 3/18/2004 Msg: 51 | |
| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB Posted: 4/20/2004 12:11:42 PM | | ok i had a krispy cream in my mouth i think i just threw it up... | |
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| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB Posted: 4/20/2004 12:40:17 PM | ~~Yep, the whole public assistance thing goes way out of proportion. I know people getting government checks for being illiterate, having ADD, raising children with ADD, and one person is just too lazy to work.~~ Did you really just say that? Too lazy to work? You've obviously never worked with a child with ADD or similar problem. It's a full time job dude, u dont collect assistance cause you're too lazy and want to stay home with your child...
Anyways my ideal job would be to work at a fishing lodge, showing people how to put the bait on their hooks, I would be the "Master baiter"....
Peace..... | |
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| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB Posted: 4/20/2004 12:43:06 PM | | Those parents are responsible for raising their children, not the government. And for the record, i was not saying that the ADD family was too lazy, those were examples of different people. | |
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alura2
| Joined: 3/18/2004 Msg: 54 | |
| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB Posted: 4/20/2004 1:33:04 PM | hmm well my little guy has behavior problems and speech problems. Hes 3 now and hardly talks at all. Also he he hurts himself when hes angry and will inflict pain ex.. smash his head on the floor when hes upset. Hes been seen byn many docs and stuff but he has no disorder like autism or something. Its just a behavior thing. But he is classified as special needs wich is kinda sad.. but im furious at our government for doing so many cutbacks i dont know how the helli will pay for his specail schoool in sept. He needs to go to a specail preschool that has speech therapists and special needs therapists.Its 150 A MONTH wich doesnt sound like mush but to me its a total shitload of cash.
I know my ex he will put up some lame ass excuse and it wil be me that pay for it. So here i am...truly with a speacial needs son..and no government funding to help me pay for it. | |
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| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB Posted: 4/20/2004 3:06:57 PM | | hey...birdgeezer..before you jump to a conclusion about me..can i just point out that my last post was in jest..like most things i say in here..dont attempt to jugde someone you no nothing about..also dont take things to seriously.. believe it or not theres more things in life worth getting ate up about then someone posting nonsense in forums..so chill your bill.. | |
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| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB Posted: 4/20/2004 6:00:59 PM | | Well I've already had the coolest job. I was paid to get naked and do whatever the he!! I wanted to women everyday. Downside you kinda lose touch with reality after awhile. Everything comes so easily. That it just kinda loses it's fun....lol... Hey Lex I'll sing for your band, as long as I get to drink beer with you!! lol But I might be alittle late to practice everey week! lol Hey did someone say BEER!!!!!!! | |
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| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB Posted: 4/20/2004 6:39:45 PM | | Could somebody tell me where I jumped to any conclusions about Otters. I don't remember even mentioning him. | |
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| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB Posted: 4/20/2004 7:34:34 PM | WHAT?! Nobody has mentioned Porn Star yet?!! Are you kidding me?!!
PS: Just kidding. Making a Diving Documentary and diving in Key Largo, Austrailia, Belize, and the Galapagos Islands would do it for me. | |
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alura2
| Joined: 3/18/2004 Msg: 59 | |
| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB Posted: 4/21/2004 2:27:49 PM | | ok im sticking with my first one.. travel journalist. Travel all over the world.. exploring..seeing new palces.. going to spas ect..ahhh perfect... | |
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| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB Posted: 4/22/2004 11:53:03 AM | | Hey there sexy, if ya need a photographer or a body\booty guard , you got my number, I'd travel to the end of the earth with you....and 4 U,,,Thomas John | |
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alura2
| Joined: 3/18/2004 Msg: 61 | |
| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB Posted: 4/22/2004 11:56:27 AM | awwwwwwwwwwwww ( wub )
oh crap I think i have a follower A GROUPIE AAAAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!
BUT A CUTE ONE LOL... | |
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| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB Posted: 4/22/2004 12:05:32 PM | | Ya know us canucks, always 'stalking' hot young ladies. I have a friend who has the best job in the world!! Bar none!! He travels the world, two weeks ahead of the world cup ski races, and does 'on hill' inspections with Rossignal ski company, testing different ski bases, waxes stuff like that, and now he's married to Allison Forsythe, a hot skier off the canadian womens team. how nice is that for a job??? | |
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alura2
| Joined: 3/18/2004 Msg: 63 | |
| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB Posted: 4/22/2004 12:11:16 PM | hmm well u know what they say about canuck women....WE KICK ASS... ALSO WILL SMITH SAID AND I QOUTE: DAMN YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN HERE IN VANCOUVER HOTDAMN!!!!!
I dont think of myself as a total hottie....then men I meet think im pretty and are instanly in love iwht my smile my laugh and my awesome personality. ayh sure I have some faults..i want to work out more..lose 10 pounds but im not a whale....nor look like i fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down lol!!! | |
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alura2
| Joined: 3/18/2004 Msg: 66 | |
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alura2
| Joined: 3/18/2004 Msg: 68 | |
| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB Posted: 4/26/2004 11:41:01 AM | | ahh ill just get my pal to put his hands down my shirt....he has ice blocks for hands, theyre sooooo cold. Im up in the air traffic control tower with him last night..the sun was seting.. the view was stellar...it was a wonderful sunset. all alone with him...and what does he do?? to wake me up?? puts his hands down my shirt!!!! I jump a foot and i thinki could have cut diamonds with my boobs lol.. | |
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| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB Posted: 4/27/2004 1:05:12 AM | | down your shirt? aaaaargh and then what? now that is the best job: any job with a sexy woman next to you and......... well u wrote the rest. hehehee :) | |
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alura2
| Joined: 3/18/2004 Msg: 70 | |
| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB Posted: 4/27/2004 12:00:02 PM | | lol..he came in here in the forum yesterday he doesnt post its my job and he laughed his ass off when he read all these hilarious posts. | |
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| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB Posted: 4/29/2004 3:09:07 PM | | Well I’ve read a few of your replies. You people don’t have much creativity in my opinion. The best job would have to be a professional bed tester. Long hard days at work sleeping on beds, then coming back home fully rested, ready to do whatsoever you feel like doing. | |
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alura2
| Joined: 3/18/2004 Msg: 72 | |
| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB Posted: 4/29/2004 3:32:52 PM | | hmm how about a suntan lotion tester?? spend your time i na hot tub....chacking to see if it rubs off or in a pool...all u get is a little blink of a light and yer done. | |
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| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB Posted: 4/30/2004 12:32:47 PM | | That's a good idea alura2. But how long would you be in the water for? You don't want to come out all prunie. Ah being a singer would be nice. But I can’t because when it comes to singing I’m a amputee. Can’t carry a tune, or have any rhythm. I think I lost rhythm back when I started singing my ABC’s, ah yes the bad old days. | |
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alura2
| Joined: 3/18/2004 Msg: 74 | |
| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB Posted: 4/30/2004 2:09:49 PM | hmm i saw the lotion tester on the tlc channel soemtime it was interseting..
buti still want to be a travel jounalist..see the world.. explore the globe beon tv too...and all for free awesome..ahh the perfect life... | |
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| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB Posted: 5/4/2004 10:19:19 AM | | i wanna be a breast checker, u know to check women's breasts for bra sizes in a department store!!! hehehehe | |
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