alura2
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Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 76 | |
| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB
Posted: 5/4/2004 12:47:15 PM | | duh just be a security gaurd in a lengerie store. There is one on a main street downtown....and the guy gets too see al the hot chicks comeo ut wering lengerie opr bying it or picking it up. He walks around the store and can see it all.. now there you go men!! | |
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| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB
Posted: 5/4/2004 7:59:44 PM | | I actually thought about that, but there would be a real good chance of a sexual harassment suit. Can I be a bouncer at a strip club instead? | |
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| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB
Posted: 5/5/2004 3:10:33 PM | | <------Has been a bouncer at Miss Karen's strip club in illinois. It's not all it's cracked up to be believe me. And the clientel wasn't always the friendliest!!!!! Just look at my truck and count the dents. lol Not to mention a few extra scars on me!!! | |
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| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB
Posted: 5/5/2004 7:12:23 PM | | They didn't let you use an electric cattle prod or a taser. Well, I guess I will just use the ol' ballbat. | |
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alura2
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Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 82 | |
| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB
Posted: 5/6/2004 1:42:02 PM | | wow lost..a little bit bitchy ladies eh?? holy cow..i think women are worse than men when we're drunk..........they just knock someone out..or pass out..us women..oh no..we have the huge catfights..biting kicking screaming... ripping tearing throwing. YIKES... | |
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| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB
Posted: 5/7/2004 1:03:55 AM | | I've got an interview for an ATM repair job next week. They basically told me that the job involves going to the office for 8 hours and playing video games and watching movies. Oh, and if the pager goes off then you have to diagnose an ATM machine, but then you can get back to finish the movie. | |
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LEXI76
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Joined: 2/15/2004
Msg: 85 | |
| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB
Posted: 5/8/2004 4:26:02 PM | | GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR INTERVIEW FUTT! LET US KNOW HOW IT GOES! SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT JOB. | |
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| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB
Posted: 5/11/2004 9:09:40 AM | yaye cat fight, or even better in a big pool of mud, u know those fights women do with there bikinis on and they become all slimy and stuff....hehehehehe
oh yeah good luck futt | |
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alura2
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Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 87 | |
| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB
Posted: 5/11/2004 1:54:22 PM | | well go to my bar,, theres a mud fight going on..yer in there getting me al gross and dirty lol.. | |
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alura2
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Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 89 | |
| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB
Posted: 5/12/2004 2:58:39 PM | wackidy doo???? heh????
funny..never heard of that one!!!!!
ok what about a dreamer??? you get to sleep while a scientist recods you sleep pattern..and tests your rem sleep??? ahh i have no problem sleeping on the job.... | |
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| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB
Posted: 12/5/2004 6:47:21 AM | | being a prostitute!!! i love sex so why not get paid for it!! | |
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Roaul
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Joined: 4/14/2004
Msg: 91 | |
| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB
Posted: 12/5/2004 6:57:47 AM | (busty_bunny have a look under taxes)
quality beer taster.drink the beer. | |
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jimi77
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Joined: 7/13/2004
Msg: 92 | |
| Re: BEST POSSIBLE JOB
Posted: 12/5/2004 10:38:28 AM | jlo's nipple tweeker had to be a good job.
I think a photographer for national geographic would be pretty cool.
writer would be cool... but not if you had to write on a deadline.
helicopter tour guide.. over hawaii
gnocoligest for the miss universe pagent. | |
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| BEST POSSIBLE JOB
Posted: 12/9/2004 9:32:32 AM | Become an International Banker.
I would get to 'fabricate' money out of thin air, lend it to countries to waste on all sorts of useless unproductive Social Programs, then force their Gov'ts to impliment Income Taxes, which my Agencies will collect from the Public directly, by-passing its Gov'ts altogether.
No wait ... wrong thread ... I thought who would you shoot if you could? ... lol | |
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