| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 4/15/2006 11:28:20 PM | hahaha eddie... sprinkler thats good lmao  as for golden showers...im kewl on all that...i had an ex bootie call ask me to pee on him and when we were having sex he always wanted to pee in me b/c it's supposed to make me feel good haaahahaha i dont care thats gross no man will ever pee in my holes let alone on me lol  | |
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 4/16/2006 4:06:38 AM | Wow, Cotter, you opened my eyes to a whole new concept in dating. The utilitarian date. Maybe that's an angle I should try.
Let me polish up my presentation.
".....so I was hoping that if you aren't busy this weekend you could come over and scrub my floors. It's just the kitchen and bathroom so it won't take you long. And you can always shower afterward. Just let me know if you need anything. I'll be sitting right there watching TV while you work."
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"I just got the lawn mower tuned up and sharpened and I was hoping you might be free to come over and mow my lawn. You can shower here afterward."
And the ever popular....
"I'm going to be building a bookcase this weekend and I'd love it if you would come by to do all the sanding. You can shower and get the sawdust off you."
OF COURSE I WAS KIDDING!!!!! | |
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 4/16/2006 7:59:46 PM |
you have to be helping too
Oh.
Well that changes my strategy some..... 
PS. You didn't know I was kidding? You haven't read much of my stuff here, have you? If I am serious about anything tomorrow it will be the first time.... | |
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 4/16/2006 10:45:29 PM | Okay ... eddie ... I gues I'm gonna have to put you on my "favs" list. I like to go to the threads that aren't so serious ... just never have time to look around.
Now that I've found a "funny guy" here ... I'll just have to keep my eye on you! 
NO LEADING ME ASTRAY EITHER ... I have ways of getting back at guys who do that!  | |
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 4/18/2006 6:47:29 AM | | I don't think there's anything wrong with your date peeing in the shower.....providing she wasn't doing it from the bedroom in an effort to improve aim and distance. | |
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liney
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 4/18/2006 8:20:02 AM | | I had an ex g/f who was a heavy drinker invite us out once.She ended up getting seriously trashed and stayed at our house that night to sleep it off.At one point during the night she got up, walked outside our apartment and peed on the steps.Her son had just stopped her from peeing in the house one the carpet.I told her if she had've done that, I would've rubbed her nose in it and rolled up a newspaper and swatted her on the nose saying,"Baaaad!" | |
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 4/18/2006 9:24:58 AM | I once brought a drunken female friend of mine home to keep her from driving. I plopped her into the bed and went to sleep on the couch. 30 minutes later I heard all kinds of noise coming from the bedroom. She had gotten up to use the bathroom but not knowing the house (she had never been there) went into the closet instead and got stuck behind the hanging clothes. Finally got her out of that and led her to the bathroom. Got up maybe 2 hours later to use the bathroom myself and she was still sitting there on the pot, sound asleep. Snoring, in fact.
Nothing to do with the shower, but a fun story anyway. | |
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 4/18/2006 12:11:26 PM | WOMEN TAKE DUMPS, TOO???????i cringe at the thought.lolololo
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No, they don't TAKE dumps, they LEAVE them,taking them would be dishonest. | |
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JoshMD
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Joined: 4/21/2006
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JoshMD
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Joined: 4/21/2006
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 4/23/2006 10:33:28 AM | OMG, call 911 for the pee police, loooooooooooooooool. Allot of people pee in the shower,and as long as they wash their feet afterwards, and their private parts, I do not see a huge deal about this.
Put it this way,if you do urinate in the shower, you can clean yourself properly afterwards. Allot of different religons/cultures beleive firmly of washing yourself with water and soap after a bodily function.
If thats all you found wrong with your date...your darned lucky, loool | |
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 4/24/2006 11:34:58 PM |
What is totally gross, and unlike sterile pee, is your cigarette smoking. I didn't know she was also smoking in the shower ... I thought she was just peeing in there! | |
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 4/25/2006 9:34:32 AM | Ok, so lemme get this straight....I'm standing in the shower and I have to pee except I have soap all over my body and I'm soaking wet......I should get out and go sit on the toilet when I can do it right there and it's washing away?
Ok so all the women who have issues with this when you bathe, do you not turn around and wash out the scum that circulates around the edges of your tub from the dirt on your body?
Or do you just leave it there till the next time you bathe......?
See if you answered yes to that then why is it so hard to wash the tub when the man is done taking a shower or vice versa?
For the love of beans, if you have to go you just have to go and if you are in the shower...let pee be free and move on.....Geez!!!!
I have to confess though I laughed my head off at some of the responses.... | |
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