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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 4/17/2007 5:07:14 AM | If you were in there with her and you're not into that kinda thing, that would be wrong.
If the water was clogged and she was standing in it, that would be wrong.
Otherwise, relax dude......That's what softscrub is for, ain't it?  | |
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 4/17/2007 5:43:00 AM | | i dont think so. ewwww. I guess its one thing if it was her shower. Urine is basically, baring no infection, sterile but I think that just over steps boundaries. ewwww | |
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 4/17/2007 6:00:53 AM | A song for all the non-pee'ers!!!  and by the way i don't pee in the shower,,maybe on a wall of a building or a bush but not in a shower,,lololol
Hey, hey
Hoo, hoo
Everyone, hey, I’ve got something to say
And it touches each one of us every day
It’s hard to admit it’s a little risqué
But I think that it’s time that we all threw our shame away
[Chorus]
Everyone pees in the shower
Don’t try and tell me you don’t
Oh everyone pees in the shower
If you think that I’ll judge you I won’t
If you’re laughing right now,
Then you don’t care who knows
That you pee in the shower
And that’s for sure
But if you’re not laughing
Then you just don’t want people to know
That you pee in the shower
I know that you pee in the shower
[End Chorus]
Sometimes it’s cold
And you don’t even know
When you get in the shower
That you gotta go
When the warm water flows
On your finger and toes
And you stop!
And say, "Ahhh, screw it."
And you just let it go
[Chorus]
So drink your fill
Do it with pride
If you have doubts
Then I’ll be right at your side
Let’s make a pact
That when we go home tonight
Everyone here will pee in the shower
At your dorm
You’ll pee in the shower
At your grandma’s
Pee in the shower
At the gym
You’ll pee in the shower
At the beach
Pee in the shower
At the Whitehouse
Pee in the shower
C’mon guys
[peevishly]Everyone pees in the shower...
Doc. I don’t actually pee in the shower
Yeah, me neither.
I think it’s sick.
I thought people peed in the shower
Maybe it’s only just me
I thought people peed in the shower
Maybe I need therapy
If you’re laughing right now
It’s because it’s a joke
I don’t pee in the shower
I simply misspoke
But if you’re not laughing
It’s because you think it’s gross
That I pee in the shower
You know that I pee in the shower
Oh you know that I pee in the shower
[crying]
[laughing]
Oh, Doc! We’re just kidding!
Really?
We all pee in the shower!
I don’t just pee in the shower. Sometimes I...
[Chorus]
Shower the people you love with a (yeah!)
Show them the way that you feel (sing it!)
Things are going to be much better
If you pee in the shower
Everyday, oh won’t you pee in the shower
Ahhh, won’t you pee in the shower
Bum bum ba ba bla bla
If you pee in the shower | |
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 4/17/2007 6:19:19 AM | To me, this is only normal behavior if you're under 10 years old... and I'm being very generous with this.
If you have a tub that anyone likes to take a bath in, it's nasty. (I like the occasional super hot bath... it's one of the few things that loosens the muscles in my back.) | |
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 4/17/2007 2:38:16 PM | Yawn
29 pages of this thread in 2 months.
Too much free time people.....
Probably 80% of people say they piss in the shower, and 3/4 of the other 20% are lying.
I agree with the poster above. There are much bigger problems that need solving | |
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 5/4/2007 3:21:36 PM |
That is just soooooo wrong on so many levels ,I cannot believe I'm reading this and some of you folks thinks its ok?first thing Ive never peed in the shower,cdnjackal
I think your full of sh!t, every body pees in the showers, especially when youre in a hurry, i think that anyone who doesnt admit is lying
dont you love these prissy types of guys? | |
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 5/4/2007 3:51:40 PM | Jimmy my boy, i can see that perhaps evolution was not kind to you in some respect? no
I think your full of sh!t, every body pees in the showers, especially when youre in a hurry, i think that anyone who doesnt admit is lying-jimmysmash and you know this how? I cant believe my psychic didn't tell me this, shame on her..... Rest assured im going to get my money back and cancel my membership to the local psychic friends network
dont you love these prissy types of guys? is this where I'm supposed to go boohoo because you think you will hurt my feelings? I wipe my a$$ with your feelings kid
just because you pee in the shower doesn't mean everybody does? a epitome of ignorance eh? | |
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 5/4/2007 3:56:27 PM |  Please tell me that you actually get out of the shower and get the floor all wet getting to the toilet to pee. Do you know how icky it is to sit on a toilet when you are soaking wet, and try to wipe when you are finished? The toilet paper at that point is a waste. Might as well just let it go down the drain - you have to clean there with soap anyway, and you didn't waste any toilet paper or toilet water in the process.  | |
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 5/4/2007 4:27:36 PM | EVERYBODY PEES IN THE SHOWER, if you dont want to admit thats your problem, your psychic had to tell you that you dont pee in the shower eh
youre trying to tell me if youre in a hurry you dotn? thats why I th ink your full of it, the rationale behind that is, saving time, pee goes down the drain, any intelligent person can see that?
Jimmy my boy, i can see that perhaps evolution was not kind to you in some respect? no-cdnjackal listen brother, are you saying that im not intelligent?
like i said everybody pees in the shower | |
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 5/4/2007 4:36:05 PM | lets understand each other from the get go Sport, first thing Im not your brother? understand Sport?
Your rationale is flawed, which doesn't surprise me one bit, you failed to see intelligence, you must posses it in order to recognize it!!!!!!!!!
EVERYBODY PEES IN THE SHOWER, if you dont want to admit thats your problem, your psychic had to tell you that you dont pee in the shower eh-jimmysmash yeah yeah, you've said that many times , yeah I got that part, the capital letters really helped too otherwise I might of missed it again
listen brother, are you saying that im not intelligent?-jimmysmash well if its walks like a dog, bark like a dog,smells like a dog guess what????? it ain't a PIG?
what you don't know could fill a book? | |
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 5/4/2007 4:39:48 PM | I took a dump in the shower, but that didnt work out so well.
The plunger did work though....which was a big suprise to the plumber....because not only did he pull that out, he found sixty seven cents, a wig, my prom bow tie, and the cuff links, a magazine ( Obscure sports ESPN8 ), and a matching pair of dead rats.
I cant believe I just contributed to this.....twice. | |
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 5/4/2007 5:04:55 PM | I was with a honey a few weeks back, showering together and she peed in the shower, but then again we like golden showers, especially after anal sex, although ive taken a dump in a ex girlfriends shower
jackal, youre saying im not intelligent? eh whatever this guy graduated with honours dude........ | |
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 5/4/2007 5:14:29 PM | | Oh God love ya, ...if that would be the least of my worries. Hey it is going down the drain, and like most people..we sanitize the tub and wipe it down after use. ..at least it wasn't on the floor. Let me tell you as a nurse, the sound and the feel of warm running water will make most people have an urge to urinate. Now urinating/farting in the tub, ...I do object to that one! | |
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 5/4/2007 5:18:07 PM | | laughing my ass off, at these responses, not only can I not believe that all of you are getting so worked up about this, you are actually becoming combative. Thank god at least the post just before had enough of a sense of humour to the ridiculousness of worrying about where you go pee for sh*t sakes. Too bad there isn't an emotican of a smiley face peeing on a bush. | |
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| Well, duh. Do you want to bathe in someone's pee?
Posted: 5/4/2007 6:19:06 PM | elf400...urine is sterile yes...but once it is exposed to the air it very rapidly becomes unsterile...
i'd rather bath in water than in p1ss but i'd rather shower than do either of the other two...
but seriously...OP...are you out of your ever loving mind?...do you honestly think someone that is soaking wet...constantly being rinsed with clean tap water...is gonna turn the water off...get dried...then go for a squirt and continue showering?...duh | |
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| Well, duh. Do you want to bathe in someone's pee?
Posted: 5/4/2007 6:59:24 PM | Well gee, if peeing in the shower causes 29 pages of responses, can't wait to see the response to this little gem:
Straight from my ex husband's doctor: To cure a case of athletes foot, instead of buying the over the counter remedies, pee on your feet. It will get rid of it right away.
Also, to the women that are going through menopause and are on hormone therapy. The hormone called Premarin is made from horse pee. Premarine= Pregnant Mare Urine. So peeing in the shower is a lot better, in my opinion, than ingesting the urine of a horse. | |
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| Well, duh. Do you want to bathe in someone's pee?
Posted: 5/4/2007 7:14:54 PM |
Straight from my ex husband's doctor: To cure a case of athletes foot, instead of buying the over the counter remedies, pee on your feet. It will get rid of it right away. Oh my God....! | |
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 5/5/2007 8:41:25 AM | ^^^ LMAO (as well as chuckling at so many other replies ...)
Oddly enough (or perhaps, I should just say "curiously" ... ha!) I was laughing inwardly this morning (in my shower, of course!) at how upset some people have been in this thread.
For Pete's sake - wouldn't you/we all rather get something out into the open, have a good laugh about it, and then carry on with life ... (as opposed to getting involved with somebody only to discover ... horror of horrors ... that they have absolutely disgusting habits such as squeezing the toothpaste from the bottom/middle, or clipping their toenails in the (name a room/place) ... ??????)
I dunno, but ... even though I'm as "guilty" as the next person of having societal values imprinted upon me from an early age (that's TONGUE IN CHEEK, lest I be shunned for using multi-syllabic words ... but ... I digress ...), it's amusing to me that there are so many other abhorrent behaviours out there ... and folks are getting steamed up about something so trivial that it literally gets washed away in an instant ...
My thanks and a big group hug to all those who share my amusement at this thread! | |
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| I caught my date peeing in the shower!!
Posted: 5/5/2007 10:01:21 AM | It's all in jest Macgregrrr...here's a big hug back...
Whether we PEE in the shower or whether we don't PEE...that is the question! What may be disgusting to one, is happiness to another.
I have been laughing so hard at some of the comments on this subject as I think we are all having a good laugh. That 's why it's been going on for 29 pages.
This girl finds it very UNaPEEling to do such an objectionable deed when the whole idea of a shower is cleanliness and not standing in waste no matter how fast it swirls down the drain. But to each his own.
You all have to admit that Cdnjackal has a style of writing that is amusing and written with TONGUE IN CHEEK humor and for that alone makes me come back time after time to get my daily, sometimes double daily laughs in this totally ridiculous and undignified thread. So to all the rest who are taking this thread seriously, lighten up...Keep it PEEceful!! | |
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