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 Pete1978

Joined: 3/5/2007
Msg: 51
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Posted: 6/19/2007 4:04:31 PM

I once masturbated in an airplane. It was my version of the "Mile-High Club".


So funny! (I know that was posted 2 years ago but not seen this thread before.)
 lillady20

Joined: 6/30/2006
Msg: 52
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Posted: 6/19/2007 5:39:20 PM
Sitting in the car at a club with a lot of people crowded around the car. Of course it was under a blanket. I didnt want the people to see what i was doing, even though my legs were shaking uncontrolably and i was trying to stay as quiet as possible
 Beaming

Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 53
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Posted: 7/7/2007 3:25:25 AM
In my boss' office at work. Stopped at a traffic light. In the bathroom at the airport.

No, it wasn't the thought of getting caught that made it better; it was that I needed to take care of the, ahhhmmm, shall we say, business at hand (pun intended) and couldn't wait.
 Tall Carolina Girl

Joined: 3/23/2006
Msg: 54
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Posted: 7/8/2007 4:02:42 AM
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I am curious what got you so hot you needed to do it right then. I have heard it can be just the way a girl smiled at you as you passed. Love the thought that just some random moment really turned you on...to me, thats hot!
 AK2FL

Joined: 5/27/2007
Msg: 55
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Posted: 7/8/2007 5:17:38 AM
.................every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten........or so I've heard
 playful-kitten

Joined: 2/2/2007
Msg: 56
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Posted: 7/8/2007 7:35:23 AM
I really like masturbating in public. My fav public place is a movie theater. Last movie I masturbated to was 1408. I forgot my panties on the seat too. I like to masturbate in a movie car. I like to be masturbated on my motorcycle. Kind of put your arms around me to hang on. My legs are already spread cuz im straddling my bike. So if someone wants to touch, I'm not offended. Ok.. I got to go now.. hummm..... yes.. i gtg....
 Beaming

Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 57
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Posted: 7/8/2007 1:17:59 PM
You asked what got us going each time we felt like we "had" to get things taken care of at unusual places, Tall Carolina Girl. What got me going at work was a really HOT email from my then soon-to-be lover detailing some things we'd do during my upcoming trip. Whew!!!!

At the traffic light, it was b/c I'd been IMing back and forth with a 29 y/o all afternoon and I guess the 5 months of foreplay had just gotten to be too much. I was on my way home, but I just didn't make it. Honestly, after the little episode at the red light, when I got home, I went straight in the door and to my bed where I satisfied myself again, then promptly fell asleep. No problem--I mean, I was exhausted--however, I was supposed to be changing clothes to go to work. I ended up being late for my shift and had to make up some story about why.....But I know the truth (It started when he said, "I pressed you up against the wall and kissed you long and hard as I grabbed your skirt.........")

And at the airport, it was b/c my lover was flying in for a visit and I hadn't seen him in three months and I KNEW what was to come (cum?).....
 HuronEarth

Joined: 6/8/2007
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Posted: 7/8/2007 1:22:01 PM
I always masturbate in the same place... just below my belt... in the front of myself...
 SKA213

Joined: 7/4/2007
Msg: 59
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Posted: 7/8/2007 2:53:35 PM
I like to blow my wad in hotubs and laugh when the next person gets in


its alwasys fun to see the foam on top floating next them
 Chortos

Joined: 1/26/2007
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Posted: 7/8/2007 7:31:09 PM
thats ****ed up dude....like seriously
 Dave_from_FLA

Joined: 5/31/2007
Msg: 61
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Posted: 7/17/2007 9:51:42 AM
This might be one of the more amazing (and disturbing?) threads in Plenty of Fish. Certainly one of the most interesting. I'm particularly curious about the gender mix: do women get these "urges" with the frequency and irresistability that men do? And, if so, is it quite as obvious that they're... well... doing something about it?
 Anazdaddy

Joined: 7/12/2007
Msg: 62
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Posted: 7/17/2007 10:23:50 AM
I am not much of an in public person, but one time while at work I couldn't take it anymore and had to use the mens room for some relief. I know it's not very kinky but hey it's honest!
 charmed_28

Joined: 4/12/2007
Msg: 63
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Posted: 7/17/2007 11:20:10 AM
After reading some of these posts, I realize why there are so many antipsychotic drugs on the market! My list seems so insignificant now, lol...

After getting out of a public pool, I drove home soaking wet in nothing but my bathing suit and frankly after seeing all these hot guys, shirtless, glistening water running over their...oh shit lost my train of thought...of yeah, I um, fingered one out while driving. It's really 'exciting' when you're masturbating going down the interstate and the 18-wheeler dudes are honking at you and giving you a fat 'tumbs-up' too!

I was supposed to showing a model home during an open house and was so worked up after a tall-dark-n-handsome left, I 'borrowed' the bathroom to...um....fix a pressure valve...yeah, that's what it was.

Then, there's always the usual on the patio, on the steps, by the pool, on the beach, on the phone...hello? hello? anyone there?
 inkogneato

Joined: 10/24/2006
Msg: 64
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Posted: 7/17/2007 12:04:01 PM
In this thread.

Honestly, ladies.
 Mizdameanor

Joined: 4/24/2007
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Posted: 7/17/2007 12:52:38 PM
To: jm266 who said "once put a plastic bag over my****and masterbated right at my desk with everyone else around "
Is the **** supposed to be ur "HEAD"
 Mizdameanor

Joined: 4/24/2007
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Posted: 7/17/2007 1:03:18 PM
I thought the shower at the gym was bad, or the tanning bed. Heat and sweat gets me everytime...
 duty1234

Joined: 5/12/2007
Msg: 67
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Posted: 7/18/2007 8:50:53 AM
thats pretty hot while she was in the shower ive done the same thing opps
 duty1234

Joined: 5/12/2007
Msg: 68
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Posted: 7/18/2007 8:51:47 AM
dam i have a motorcycle
 cutenewguy79

Joined: 7/5/2007
Msg: 69
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Posted: 7/18/2007 9:24:56 AM
A few years ago my gf was chillin with a girlfriend of hers about a 10 metres ahead of myself and another buddy of mine. We heard a loud "EWWWWWWWWWWWWW...WTF??" We ran up to them to see what was going on and there was a guy watching them from the bushes while jerking off.
Me and my buddy chased him down and beat his sick perverted ass
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 GoofyBlondeChic

Joined: 3/4/2007
Msg: 70
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Posted: 7/19/2007 6:42:07 AM
Who is Tim Horton?
 TXParrothead

Joined: 6/27/2007
Msg: 71
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Posted: 7/19/2007 6:50:12 AM
It's a chain of Donut/Coffee Shops in Canada. Similar to Dunkin Donuts down here in the States.
 Anazdaddy

Joined: 7/12/2007
Msg: 72
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Posted: 7/19/2007 6:56:37 AM
A lot of Tim Hortons here in the states too, at least in Ohio and Michigan. Love the mocha and really good bagels IMHO. Sorry for being OT! P.s. I have never masturbated in a Tim Horton's, though it was a usual meeting spot for an old gf and I.
 Harry Peter

Joined: 12/25/2006
Msg: 73
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Posted: 7/31/2007 10:02:11 PM
I whacked on the moon once, and due to low gravity it turned into the smoo. Member that cartoon? No? Nevermind.
 walkontheocean

Joined: 8/12/2006
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Posted: 7/31/2007 10:18:22 PM
Living Room, Bedroom, Bathroom, Beach, Backroad.
Those are the highlights.
 marroussia

Joined: 6/7/2007
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Posted: 8/1/2007 2:31:11 AM
then y is the world overpopulated with unwanted cats?? surely after reading this site they'd all be dead?? Not that I've never but hey I'm not crazy enough to tell you where! or when!
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