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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:45:08 PM | dead puppies dead puppies dead puppies ain't no fun
they can't run they can't fetch and you can't really give them a bath
dead puppies just don't play
i don't like dead puppies this way
dead puppies dead puppies dead puppies
ain't no fun
they don't run after cars
or play in neighbors yards
they can't protect they can't fight
and in the car they just lay still
i can't handle dead puppies anymore
dead puppies dead puppies dead puppies
aint no fun
dr.dimento fan from california in 1979-1983 before
i went back to the carnivals
remember fishheads, or pencilneck geek | |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:50:29 PM | how about/ spill the wine dig that girl spill the wine dig that girl spill the wine dig that girl
spill the wine
does anyone remember my ding a ling by chuck berry
or how about the chick in the black bikini and i know plenty more
tony lol | |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 5:34:45 PM | a b bay
a c cay
a i diddi di aoo
aoioeou
aoiou
e b bey
e c cey
e di diddi eoo
eoioeou
eoiou
i b bi
i c ciy
i di biddy bi iou
biddi bi bo be bo bu
of course there is more cause it
went all the way to m | |
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Posted: 3/13/2006 1:40:36 AM | How about the one that's now a comercial on t.v. now,it goes something like this...SSShhheee wwwooorrrree and it'sy bitsy,tiny weenie yellow polk-a-dot bikini,that she wore for the first time today! It wasssss aaaannnn it'sy bitsy,tiny weenie yellow polk-a-dot bikini that she wore for thie first time today! Tah dah! oh and how can we forget my favorite all time kariokie easy song to sing "Taquilia!"  | |
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Posted: 3/29/2006 12:25:10 AM | | Hey Tony5123,,,,That was the alphabet swing song by the Three Stooges! | |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:07:16 AM | To the tune of the Christmas song, "The Little Drummer Boy"
There's a hemorrhoid
right on my butthole.
Its big and hurts real bad.
Oh my poor butthole.
It burns and itches too!
Oh my poor buthole,
my poor butthole,
my poor butthole!
Need something to rub
right on my butthole....
on my butthole.
"There's a Hole"
There's a hole,
There's a hole,
There's a hole in the bottom of my butt.
There's a fart in the hole in the bottom of my butt.
There's a fart in the hole in the bottom of my butt.
There's a hole,
There's a hole,
There's a hole in the bottom of my butt.
There's a turd in the fart in the hole in the bottom of my butt.
There's a turd in the fart in the hole in the bottom of my butt.
There's a hole,
There's a hole,
There's a hole in the bottom of my butt.
There's a corn in the turd in the fart in the hole in the bottom of my butt.
There's a corn in the turd in the fart in the hole in the bottom of my butt.
There's a hole,
There's a hole,
There's a hole in the bottom of my butt.
There's a worm in the corn in the turd in the fart in the hole in the bottom of my butt.
There's a worm in the corn in the turd in the fart in the hole in the bottom of my butt.
There's a hole,
There's a hole,
There's a hole in the bottom of my butt.
There's a butt on the worm in the corn in the turd in the fart in the hole in the bottom of my butt.
There's a butt on the worm in the corn in the turd in the fart in the hole in the bottom of my butt.
There's a hole,
There's a hole,
There's a hole in the bottom of my butt.
There's a turd in the butt on the worm in the corn in the turd in the fart in the hole in the bottom of my butt.
There's a turd in the butt on the worm in the corn in the turd in the fart in the hole in the bottom of my butt.
There's a hole,
There's a hole,
There's a hole in the bottom of my butt. | |
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Posted: 4/2/2006 8:02:40 PM | not sure if i did this right or not , never have posted b4.. but here goes i think this is hilarious
OMG HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the perfect song for Karaoke night!! Start practicing ladies!!!
Sing to the tune of "I WILL SURVIVE!!"
At first I was afraid,
I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches
Lord, I almost died.
But I'd spent so many nights
just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on. .
But there you are,
Another lie!
I was ready for a Big Mac
and you've brought me a French fry.
I should have known it was so small,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans.
Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches
then turn up with only 4,
Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't notice it pop out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?
I will survive,
I will survi-ive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive. . .hey, hey!
It took all my self control
not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener
standing small and proud.
But too bad about your ego
and to Hell with all your needs!
Now I'm saving all my lovin'
for a cordless multispeed
Go on now go,
Just make a dash,
Last time I saw a d$#k that small I was treating diaper rash!
I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for pictures, please!
Then I wouldn't have you waving that
wee winkie thing at me.
Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no little worm,
I'll always thro! w them back.
The only thing that I could do with a d$#k as small as yours, Is to stick it
with a tooth pick And then call it an hors d'oeuvre!
I will survive,
I will survi-ive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive. . .hey, hey!
Go on now go,
Get out of my sight,
I'm going back to my appliance,
Cuz I know it's length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny pecker peckin' at my door,
You'll be counting your 4 inches as you pick them off the floor.
Go on now Go! | |
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Posted: 4/20/2006 2:27:17 AM | | Okay,,,,hummmmm how about the one I just herd in yet another T.V.commercial that is called the Name Game. I belive it's the sherelles that does it originally or most popular cover that kinda goes like.......Nana,nana fe,fi,fo nanna,,,,,,nanna!!!!Anyone rember........ We Love That Dirty Water??????Can't think of whom sang it now!?I'm sure someone knows who sang it!!!!??????? | |
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Posted: 4/20/2006 5:12:54 AM | Hey Beer, that was by Eric Burdon & called "Spill The Wine" an early classic! .....The Joe Pesci song "Take your love & shove it" is a rib tickler. | |
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Posted: 4/20/2006 8:00:28 AM |
chick in the black bikini
Title: Chickaboom -- Artist Big Daddy Dewdrop
Name Game. I belive it's the sherelles
Title: The Name Game Artist: Shirley Ellis
We Love That Dirty Water??????Can't think of whom sang it now!?
Title: Dirty Water Artist: Standells
hope that helps | |
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Posted: 4/26/2006 6:51:39 AM | Rodney Carrington's..Man Song / Woman Song.. havent heard'em???.. quick run and download them right now.. trust me .. you will bust a gut laughin' | |
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Posted: 4/26/2006 8:53:15 AM | band: tenacious D
song: Fu*k her gently
this is a song for the ladies
but fellas listen closely
u don't always have to fu*k her hard
in fact sometimes that's not right to do
sometimes u got to make some love
and fu*king give her some smooches too
sometimes got to squeeze
sometimes u got to say please
sometimes u got to say hey
i'm gonna fu*k you softly
i'm gonna screw gently
i'm gonna hump u sweetly
i'm gonna ball u discretely
then u say hey i brought u flowers
then u say wait a minute sally
i think i've got something in my teeth
could u get it out for me
that's fu*king teamwork
what's ur favorite posi
that's cool with me
it's not my favorite
but i'll do it for u
what's ur favorite dish
im not going to cook it
but ill order it from sansabar
then i'm gonna love u completely
then i'll fu*king fu*k u discretely
then i'll fu*king bone u completely
but then
im gonna fu*k u hard
hard
this song always makes me laugh. stays in your head a while | |
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Posted: 6/28/2007 10:19:48 PM | To all the men who have had this happen to them..
She Blocked Me
(Parody of "She Hates Me" by Puddle of Mudd)
Met a girl over the net
Saved our chats on a floppy diskette
It went well for a week or two
Then it all came unglued
One night she said "brb"
Waited up for an hour or three
Then I started to realize
She wasn't coming back online
She frickin' blocked me
Trust
She frickin' blocked me
La la la la
We talked all night
Then she put my screen name on her block list
Then she clicked ok
She told me she was taking a shower
And she'd be back in a half hour
But she pulled one over on me
WTF, OMFG
I was ticked, but not convinced
Had to be sure before my ego was minced
Good thing I'm such a whiz
Signed on with my other name and yup, there she is
She frickin' blocked me
Trust
She frickin' blocked me
La la la la
We talked all night
Then she put my screen name on her block list
Then she clicked ok
That's my story, as you see
Never trust a woman when she says "brb"
Now it's over, and I'm torn
But I signed her up for beastiality porn
She frickin' blocked me
Trust
She frickin' blocked me
La la la la
We talked all night
Then she put my screen name on her block list
Then she clicked ok
(La la la la la la la la la la)
Trust
(La la la la la la la la la la)
Trust
(La la la la la la la la la la)
Then she put my screen name on her block list
(La la la la la la la la la la)
She frickin' blocked me | |
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