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| Ethel and the Wheelchair
Posted: 8/11/2007 10:17:27 AM | Explanation of Marketing
Several women I know have asked for me an explanation of Marketing.
Perhaps the following analogies will help clear it up:
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say,
"I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy.
One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says,
"She's fantastic in bed."
-- That's Advertising.
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm
fantastic in bed."
-- That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten
your dress You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May
I," and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly
Against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you
and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
-- That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going
home with your friend.
-- That's a Sales Rep.
Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
-- That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto
the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of
your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
-- That's Spam | |
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| The Blonde Gal
Posted: 8/11/2007 10:21:19 AM | The Blonde Gal
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one
night he's doing a show. With his dummy on his knee, he
starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde
woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What
makes you think you can stereotype women that way?"
"What does the color of a person's hair have to do
with her worth as a human being? "
"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being
respected at work and in the community and from reaching
our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind
continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes,
but women in general and all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, when
the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking
to that little guy sitting on your knee!" | |
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Posted: 8/11/2007 10:29:52 AM | An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went
before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied: "A can of peaches".
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she
was Hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied 6. The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's
husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. He
said, " What is it? "
The husband said "She also stole a can of peas." | |
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Posted: 8/11/2007 2:12:22 PM | A horse and a chicken live on a farm, amongst other animals. One day there's a flash flood and all of the animals are locked into the barns for their own safety. A few days go by and the farmer lets them all out. Yay! They all race out to go and play in the fields. A little while later the horse falls into a fairly large mud pit.
"Omigosh!" Says the chicken. "What am I going to do?" So he's thinking fast, and races over to the front of the farmhouse. Hops onto the farmer's Harley, drives it over, tosses the horse a rope, and pulls him out.
"Whew!" says the horse, shaking. "Thank you so much!"
"Think nothing of it." says the chicken.
Well a few days later the mud pit is much smaller and they begin to pay it no mind. The chicken then falls in.
"Omigosh!" says the horse. "What am I going to do? I can't fit on a Harley..." So he's thinking fast, and races over to the now much smaller mud pit. He straddles it, leans down. The chicken grabs onto his di.ck and he pulls him out.
And the moral of the story is:
When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks. | |
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Posted: 8/11/2007 5:48:38 PM | | O My, Celtic58, I love the Three Couples. That one was great. MMMmmm I need to look deep into my joke file and come up with some more tonight. I am glad that I came to this forum. Karen | |
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Posted: 8/11/2007 5:52:46 PM | Alabama Gals
Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Indiana, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house He said that it took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house, and the dishes were all washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Utah. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third had married an Alabama girl. He said that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper. Gotta love those Alabama girls! | |
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Posted: 8/12/2007 4:33:15 AM | Five Degrees of a Hangover
One Star Hangover (*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well.
However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this
way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.
Two Star Hangover (**)
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you
have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is
only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity
pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite
havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.
Three Star Hangover (***)
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive.
Anytime a woman walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the
flavoured schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life
would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy
reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a
diet Coke--yet you haven't peed once.
Four Star Hangover (****)
Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else
you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and
has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but
that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. For the
ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper
cars. Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your
ass is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take during
the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom.
Five Star Hangover (*****)
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the
employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every
pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners
of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of
the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate spit so your
tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the
stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to take a
dump results in a fire-hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare
'Floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'Floater' seems to be to splash
the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now...
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably; Innovative; Preliminary; Proliferation; Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity; British Constitution; Passive-aggressive disorder; Loquacious; Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
1.) Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2.) Nope, no more booze for me.
3.) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4.) Good evening officer isn't it lovely out tonight.
5.) Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke .
6.) Sorry I'm being such a jackass
Not all those who wander are lost. | |
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Posted: 8/12/2007 3:43:05 PM | WHICH F U C K I N G ***hole DELETED MY JOKE........
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Posted: 8/13/2007 4:04:16 PM | A man had a terrible accident.
His manhood was mangled and torn from his body.
The doctor reassured him that modern medicine
made it possible for his manhood to be rebuilt,
but insurance didn't cover the expense.
It was considered cosmetic.
He had three choices -
small for ......$3,500;
medium for... $6,500
large for ...... $14,000.
The man was sure he'd want a medium or large
The doctor suggested that he discuss it with his wife
privately before a final decision was made.
The doctor left the room and while he was gone
the man called his wife and told her their options.
The doctor returned and found the man looking very sad.
"Did you make a decision?" the doctor asked.
"Yes," said the man.
"She'd rather remodel the kitchen!" | |
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Posted: 8/13/2007 4:05:10 PM | STRESS MANAGEMENT
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a Stress management recommended in all the latest psychological journals.
The funny thing is that it really does work. Think about each step below.
The entire process can be successfully accomplished in less than one minute.
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that
hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool
running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the
world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a
cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out
the face of the person you are holding underwater.
See? It really does work. | |
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Posted: 8/13/2007 5:28:26 PM | Nice jokes.. ha ha!!!
An Far (Celtic) this Joke is for you if you are listening
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The Baptist Newfie.....
A Newfie walks into a Toronto bar and orders three mugs of
Moosehead.
He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one
in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three
more.
The bartender approaches and tells the Newfie, "You know, a
mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you
bought one at a time."
The Newfie replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One's in Come by Chance and the other's in Carnerbrook.
Before I left home, we promised each other that we'd drink this
way to remember the days when we drank together.
So I'm drinkin' one beer for each of my brothers and one for
meself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it
there.
The Newfie becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the
same way.
He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars
take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the
bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I
wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
The Newfie looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns
in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that me
wife
and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinkin'."
"Hasn't affected me brothers though."
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Posted: 8/14/2007 1:46:52 PM | A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny, Pat?" "I just saw one of your garters!" "Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days!" The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy?" "I just saw both of your garters!"
Again, she yells, "Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment is more severe, I don't want to see you for three weeks!" Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom. "Where do you think you're going?" she asks. "From what I just saw, my school days are over!" | |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 3:12:14 PM | OMG the last 2 was great. Thank you so much.  | |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 4:00:23 PM | A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.
The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night at dinner, she does just that.
About a week later she`s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn`t five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off and ravaged me right there on the table!"
The doctor says, "I`m sorry, we didn`t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."
"Nah," she says, "that`s okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway." | |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 6:14:28 PM | Karencarebear  that was howl ... that was too funny!!!
Needed that hee hee... | |
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| worse things
Posted: 8/15/2007 2:07:11 AM | What is the worst thing about eating a vegetable??
Putting her back into her wheelchair
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What's the worst thing about eating a bald ****??
Putting the diaper back on
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Did you hear Michael Jackson has drowned??
Apparently nobody would throw him a bouy
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Did you hear about the leper hockey game??
There was a face off in the corner
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What did the leper say to the hooker??
Keep the tip | |
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| elevator
Posted: 8/15/2007 2:13:08 AM | A guy gets into an elevator and pushes the button for his desired floor, and starts up the lift. A couple of floors up, the doors open and in walks the most God awful looking woman EVER.... big, huge, farking fat and gross, hair all natty, ripped and stains on her blouse.. that kind of ugly. Anyway, the woman presses her floor and the doors close and off the go.. after only a few seconds, the man leans towards the woman and asked " can I smell your ****?".... the woman,.. obviously insulted, sneered at him and told him no farking way can you smell my ****.
Just as the doors were opening for his floor, the man grabs his briefcase and says to the women... "well it must be your feet then!!!" | |
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| elevator
Posted: 8/15/2007 5:38:45 AM | Well its good to be back,didnt realize when you change your profile,you cant post for 3 days,lesson learned.I see i wasnt needed with mystique,leadtex,and some new people,all great jokes.Ill have to up my gameplan a bit. 
A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian
coast.
He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her.
Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.
The Sarge says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some
really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news'.
'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news first?'
The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead. Young
Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef.
He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.'
The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit
of a turn. But after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks
what the good news is.
The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few
really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so
we've brought you your share.'
He hands the bloke a bag with a couple of nice crays and four or five
crabs in it.
'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and
all that... So what's the other possible good news?
'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill
here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over
there and pull her up again! | |
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Posted: 8/15/2007 5:57:18 AM | A real southern Lady
The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and
taught SundaySchool every week. On one Sunday, an out of
town acquaintance, a gentleman,was in the pew right behind her.
He noted what a fine looking woman she was.
While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned
forward and said, "Hey, how about you and I having dinner on Tuesday?"
"Why Yes, that would be nice," the lady responded.
Well, the gentleman couldn't believe his luck. On Tuesday
he picked the lady up and took her to the finest restaurant in
that part of South Carolina. When they sat down, the gentleman looked
over at her and suggested, "Would you like a****ail before dinner?"
"Oh, no," said our circumspect fine example of southern
womanhood, "What ever would I tell my Sunday School class?"
Well, our gentleman was setback a bit, so he didn't say
much until after dinner. When he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and
asked, "Would you like a smoke?"
"Oh my, goodness no," said the woman "I couldn't face my
Sunday School class if I did?"
Well, our boy felt pretty low after that, so they left, got in his car
and as he was driving the lady home, they passed the local
Holiday Inn. He'd been morally rebuffed twice already, so he figured he
had nothing to lose so he ventured forth with, "Ahhh ... mmmm how would
you like to stop at this motel?"
"Sure, that would be nice," she said in anticipation.
The gentleman couldn't believe his ears, and did a fast U turn right
then and there and drove back to the motel and checked in.
The next morning, after a wild and passionate night of the most
incredible sex and perversions imaginable, the Gentleman awoke first.
He
looked at the lovely Dixie darling lying there in the bed and with
remorse thought, "What the hell have I done?
He shook her awake and pleaded, "I've got to ask you one thing,
whatever are you going to tell your Sunday School class?"
The lady said, "The same thing I always tell them. 'You don't have to
smoke and drink to have a good time.'"
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Posted: 8/15/2007 3:58:20 PM | Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to relax a little and take a break from sports, so she takes him to a strip club. The doorman at the club spots them and says "Hey Roger! How are you tonight?" His wife, surprised, asks her husband if he has been here before. "No, no. He's just one of the guys I bowl with."
They are seated, and the waitress approaches, sees Roger and says "Nice to see you, Roger. A gin and tonic as usual?" His wife's eyes widen. "You must come here a lot!" "No, no" says Roger "I just know her from volleyball."
Then a stripper walks up to the table. She throws her arms around Roger and says "Roger! A table dance as usual?" His wife, fuming, collects her things and storms out of the bar. Roger follows her and spots her getting into a cab, so he jumps into the passenger seat. His wife looks at him, seething with fury and lets Roger have it with both barrels.
At this, the cabby leans over and says "Sure looks like you picked up a bit.ch tonight, Roger | |
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| heard this one
Posted: 8/15/2007 5:10:27 PM | | OMG I love that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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| heard this one
Posted: 8/15/2007 6:16:55 PM | Thank you Karencarebear 
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine. On the way home, he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot. They start necking and he's getting pretty excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she's a virgin and wants to stay that way.
"Well, okay," he says, "how about a bl.ow job?" "Yuck!" she screams. "I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!"
He says, "Well, then, how about a ha.nd job?" "I've never done that," she says. "What do I have to do?"
"Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?" She nods. "Well, it's just like that."
So, he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of his ear and he screams out in pain.
"What's wrong?!" she cries out.
"Take your thumb off the end!!" | |
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Posted: 8/15/2007 6:26:26 PM | Very Good An Far ooups.. Celtic...
Well, here is my little joke
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A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began
to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone
to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length
of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
chicken arrive on the shiny Harley , and he managed to get a hold of
the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse,
and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies,
Best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing
and he would then lift him out of the pit
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and
out,saving his life.
The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks"
The End
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Posted: 8/15/2007 8:45:21 PM | It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the
Admittance policy. The new law was that in order to get into Heaven, you
had to have a really bad day on the day that you died. The policy would go
into effect at noon the next day.
So, the next day at 12:01 the first person came to the gates of Heaven.
The Angel at the gate, remembering the new policy, promptly asked the man,
"Before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your day was going when
you died."
"The man said. "I came home to my 25th-floor apartment on my
lunch hour and caught my wife having an affair. But while she and I were arguing, her lover hid. I immediately began searching for him.
Just as I was about to give up, I happened to glance out onto the balcony
and noticed that there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips!
The nerve of that guy!
Well, I ran out onto the balcony and stomped on his fingers until he fell
to the ground.
But wouldn't you know it, he landed in some trees and bushes that broke
his fall and he didn't die. This ticked me off even more.
In a rage, I went back inside to get the first heavy thing I could get my
hands on to throw at him.
Oddly enough, the first thing I thought of was the refrigerator. I
unplugged it, pushed it out onto the balcony, and tipped it over the side.
It plummeted 25 stories and crushed him!
The excitement of the moment was so great that I had a heart attack and
died almost instantly."
The Angel sat back and thought a moment. Technically, the guy did have a
bad day. It was a crime of passion. So, the Angel announced, "OK, sir.
Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven ," and let him in.
A few seconds later the next guy came up. To the Angel's surprise, it was
Donald Trump.
"Mr. Trump, before I can let you in, I need to hear about what your day
was like when you died."
Trump said, "No problem. But you're not going to believe this. I was on
the balcony of my 26th floor apartment doing my daily exercises. I had
been under a lot of pressure so I was really pushing hard to relieve my
stress. I guess I got a little carried away, slipped, and accidentally
fell over the side!
Luckily, I was able to catch myself by the fingertips on the balcony below
mine. But all of a sudden this crazy man comes running out of his
apartment, starts cussing, and stomps on my fingers. Well, of course I
fell. I hit some trees and bushes at the bottom, which broke my fall, so I
didn't die right away.
As I'm laying there face up on the ground, unable to move and in
excruciating pain, I see this guy push his refrigerator of all things off
the balcony. It falls the 25 floors and lands on top of me, killing me
instantly."
The Angel is quietly laughing to himself as Trump finishes his story. "I
could get used to this new policy," he thinks to himself. "Very well," the
Angel announces. "Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven ," and he lets Trump
enter.
A few seconds later, Bill Clinton comes up to the gate. The Angel is
almost too shocked to speak. Thoughts of assassination and war pour
through the Angel's head. Finally he says, "Mr. President, please tell me
what it was like the day you died."
Clinton says, "OK, picture this. I'm naked, inside a refrigerator. ..... | |
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Posted: 8/16/2007 5:35:01 AM | | A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?" "That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this...when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?" | |
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