| | photos ,on profiles ,Page 6 of 7 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7) | Ahh thanks Loumooos, only slightly hilarious? damnit, epic fail 
Michaelmas are you suggesting I bury them alive, thats a bit extreme don't you think, lol, you think I'm going to folk out all that money on a JCB? | |
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Posted: 3/5/2012 11:38:43 AM | OK Marcus, you can stop digging. Your bloody cool, funny, yummy and erm anything else to bloat your ego?:P  
I can imagine it Marcus on his combine harvester..Humming that tune whilst harvesting pof folk..
Damn you Marcus for making me say all this pubic-ally, just because i am too old to message you..HAHAHAHAHA | |
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Posted: 3/5/2012 11:42:11 AM | Damn you Marcus for making me say all this pubic-ally, just because i am too old to message you..HAHAHAHAHA
pubic ally???? Oh Lou that made me chuckle  | |
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Posted: 3/5/2012 12:50:35 PM | Just because I'm from Suffolk doesn't mean I drive a tracker!! but thankyou for ego boosting, its always welcome, we need more women on this site like this  | |
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Posted: 3/5/2012 1:01:12 PM | Hehe
Your welcome, i am cringing from having to say it out loud..Damn your age restrictions Marcus ;)
Plus the site needs more of me or more compliments off me? | |
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Posted: 3/5/2012 1:53:24 PM | lol, well you have to draw the line at some point, last person who was over that did a freddy Kruger on my back, never again, got blood all over my sheets 
That would be telling  | |
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Posted: 3/5/2012 3:16:38 PM | I never flirt!
And you can get past the laminating thing just tell your son its for a project you have to finish later when he's in bed...mine now thinks im slightly mad and i can't let him watch 24 hour photo he might think im weird.
And you can get those plastic bed sheet thingies they help with the blood situation  | |
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Posted: 3/6/2012 12:10:44 AM | Sounds interesting with the plastic sheets and all..
Flirting is harmless, as for this thread. Light hearted rubbish mixed with some truths.
Was going to post after Skins last night, but the anal thread rules of not posting more than ...blah blah blah..
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Posted: 3/6/2012 12:34:38 AM | | i don't mind a bit of flirting .. might follow marcus's lead later and see if i can update my profile with a topless pic ,could be a bit of laf.. not sure about the plastic sheets though..but i have got plenty of cling film which has multi use | |
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Posted: 3/6/2012 3:34:10 AM | And you can get those plastic bed sheet thingies they help with the blood situation
I see, a lot of experience with this? say no more...
but the anal thread rules of not posting more than ...blah blah blah..
I read that so wrong the first time | |
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Posted: 3/6/2012 3:43:05 AM | I read that so wrong the first time
You and me both I almost choked laughing | |
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Posted: 3/6/2012 3:52:19 AM | Glad to assist in cheering this place up..
I am getting distracted from Antarctic climate changes in the last 3 million years now.. | |
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Posted: 3/6/2012 5:22:42 AM | I read it as anal beads aswell first off 
And no i have no experience im a virgin and have never shared my bed sorry...but i did have this friend who's husband pissed the bed when drunk...she told me about them. | |
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Posted: 3/6/2012 9:27:01 AM | | No wonder he did that if she shoved some of them up his arse while he was sleeping, just plain cruel | |
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Posted: 3/6/2012 9:39:41 AM | Who said anything about shoving things up arses?????
I think you may have issues 
Maybe that's what goes through your mind.
You might be a sexual deviant | |
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Posted: 3/6/2012 10:47:14 AM | Now Lals, remember what happened the last time we needed to laminate pictures of men for our 'calendar'.......................
And, Marcus from Essex, entitling a picture 'me and my little boy' might make the old ladies think you were referring to Little Marcus.....
Just a thought.... | |
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Posted: 3/6/2012 11:08:35 AM |
You might be a sexual deviant
Sush, its a secret
Marcus from Essex, entitling a picture 'me and my little boy' might make the old ladies think you were referring to Little Marcus.....
Just a thought....
I'm from Suffolk, I live in Essex
Yes, I could totally see how someone might think I am talking about my penis when I have a picture of my cat laying on my chest  My cat is my little boy, grumpy hungry boy I think. | |
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Posted: 3/6/2012 12:21:13 PM | He he he i forgot about our calender
It was his birthday we should have got the bonfire night one out again
Lol never trust a woman with your naked pics specially not this one  | |
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Posted: 3/12/2012 4:49:40 PM | Sideways pictures. Why? Do you just upload them, crick your neck and think yep that'll do?
Just go to the image edit page and rotate them. PLEASE!!! | |
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Posted: 3/12/2012 11:11:05 PM | doesn't really matter now as we will be seeing a lot less of them seeing as we wont be seeing our visitors
do they really think we are going to contact people by doing the search thing? | |
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Posted: 3/13/2012 2:36:27 AM | | Will the next thing be that you can only upload a pic if you upgrade? | |
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Posted: 3/13/2012 4:15:53 AM |
Sideways pictures. Why? Do you just upload them, crick your neck and think yep that'll do?
Just go to the image edit page and rotate them. PLEASE!!!
Who's he moaning about now? | |
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Posted: 3/13/2012 10:51:14 AM | My thoughts are if you don't love yourself enough to keep in good shape, brush your teeth (and use floss), exercise and.... dare I say it moisturise (us of a darker persuasion do from birth) then how can you possibly love anyone else?
Or is that shallow? | |
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Posted: 3/14/2012 12:24:54 PM |
My thoughts are if you don't love yourself enough to keep in good shape, brush your teeth (and use floss), exercise and.... dare I say it moisturise (us of a darker persuasion do from birth) then how can you possibly love anyone else?
Or is that shallow?
Nooooo that is deftinately not shallow. Had a lunch date last week with someone a few years younger than me. His pictures had been from a little too far away to tell beforehand that he was missing some front teeth and had what looked like 20 years worth of nicotine on the others.....and he apparently didnt smoke.
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