| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 3/26/2006 12:18:35 AM | I only used a pick-up line once, when in the UK, and it worked, I said to a woman that I was Brad Pitt in disguise and she replied that she was Gwyneth Paltrow in disguise (Back in ancient times, this were).
Didn't do me any good though, as I was very drunk and lost her, and woke up with a student nurse who thought that I had slept with her and stolen her purse.
Neither of which I had done, ta muchly! | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 3/26/2006 7:38:38 AM | Your,...welcome to pick..me up; .....but "sooner or later,"....you'll have to, let me down! ..... Malewife..... ...   | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 3/26/2006 9:53:05 PM | | i knew of a girl back in uni who would go to a club with a couple of pictures from the karma sutra & ask guys if they had ever done it like that...if the answer was yes, she'd ask if they would show her how; and if they said no, she'd ask them if they wanted to be taught...don't think it would work very well for guys tho...i know i'd smack them... | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 3/26/2006 10:30:11 PM | only ever tried a "line" twice
1) at a party and all the guys there were younger and cuter than me so i approached the most beautiful girl with a smile and a self deprecating.... "ya know if i was as young and hot as all these other guys it would be just plain unfair"... she laughed and i ended up having a ball wid her and her friends and pissed off the boys.
2) at a night club and noticed a TOOL of a guy prancing round trying to create trouble and not giving his girl the attention she deserved... when he was in another room i wandered past her and whispered with a smile... "he doesn't treat you as well as you deserve does he darl?".... it worked!!!! | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 3/26/2006 11:01:45 PM | | my line is....you walk up to a woman and ask for her car keys......the woman replys why......because l will be taking you home tonight | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 3/26/2006 11:36:03 PM | ^^^^^^^^^good one
come here (is my best one )hey it works and I am too tired to think of a better one | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 3/30/2006 7:01:20 PM | | once fuelled by a couple of vodkas i exclaimed to a sexy stranger "darl. i love your boots, you can leave them on later!"........ didn't pick up but had a fun cheeky chat and didn't get punched in the face! lucky ..... i think it's all in the delivery, fun n cheeky... | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 4/1/2006 11:58:22 PM | I came up with this one....... it's got an exceptional return rate.......
you're sitting at the bar (or wherever)....... and sit there and keep an eye on the lady of your choice...... wait for her to notice you looking at her....... and sit there, and keep checking her out........ wait for her to notice you looking at her again........
then, walk up to her, and say "excuse me, but, i couldn't help, but to be captivated by your beauty, would you mind if I were to be able to be graced with your presence"..... the offer to buy her a drink
more often then not.... she'll blush, and accept | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 4/2/2006 10:10:58 PM | ^^^that would have been a good one...but i would have ended it with..."i couldn't help but notice you checking me out"...when you were the one that started it all...lol....don't you think that would have been funny...i would never be bold enough to say that let alone go up to the person...but who knows...depends on my mood.
The latest line i used was..."wanna dance?"...IT WORKED!! | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 4/3/2006 12:33:00 PM | I have had a guy approach me and say "It's your lucky day, I'm giving free moustache riding lessons!!!!!!" and my all time favorite is "Wanna come over for a beer and a fukc? By the way, I'm outta beer."   | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 4/9/2006 12:13:58 AM | the sweetest one I have ever heard many moons ago was...
"omg I would walk over broken glass just to know you"
decades later I still hear his voice and unfortunately I was
with someone else at the time!!!
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 4/9/2006 12:17:33 AM | Father chaos - some bimbo actually fell for that???? Jesus - oops - didnt mean to swear! haha! | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 4/9/2006 4:02:26 AM | lol must be the fake blonde hair I have???...and it was the sweeeeeeeeeeeetest thing anyone has ever said to me...yep still falling...wanna shoot me now lol? | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 4/14/2006 8:33:59 PM | I've had this one a few times...
Your eyes are like spanners..
Why i asked?
Because everytime i look in them, they tighten my nuts 
I don't use pick up lines myself, although some are funny and a good ice breaker... | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 4/30/2006 8:51:30 AM | how can you guys say that"guys as in people" say what a pick up line is!!a pick up line? .. doesnt matter what is said,at first sight, if the other person doesnt like who they see, well you wont end up with them.. for the night... i think?? or do i??   | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 4/13/2009 7:34:47 AM | One of the best ones I heard was by black english comedian Lenny Henry while he was doing his Barry White character impression.
A pretty girl sitting on a stool on the stage and he is crooning and singing like Barry,
he says.. you got any african in you?
she says.. no
he says... you want some?
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 4/13/2009 8:44:37 AM | | In line with last topic would you date unemployed, I ask woman in the line do you come here often | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 4/13/2009 11:43:01 AM | Not a line and nothing that I thought of doing but the thought made me laugh when cell phones came out in mass at about the same time I started to become a serious mandolin player. I spent hours on it talking with the guys that I was trying to start a bluegrass band with. I thought it was amusing when I thought of the possibilities while sitting next to a prosective date. Something like......
"Yeah Bono wants me to join him onstage with U2 tomorrow but The Edge wants me to tune down to a different key."
"Let 'em try and use Ricky Skaggs, they'll be sorry" | |
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