| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 4/13/2009 2:35:38 PM | [- Grab a chair and walk up to a girl(s) sitting at a table, set it down at the table and ask:"Excuse me but is this seat taken?"]
Loved that one, would have chatted for sure | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 4/14/2009 8:57:51 AM | | pickup lines are more than likely rehearsed and cheesey.you'd have better luck with a simple hello. | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 4/14/2009 3:08:15 PM | Beauty is the summation of the parts, working together in such a way that nothing needed to be added,taken away, or altered , and Thats You, Youre Beautiful....
maybe a tad corny...... timming and approach is impecable
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 4/14/2009 5:10:44 PM | reviving 2006 post...i so need to give that a go vvvvvvv
I looked accros the room and saw a handsome man and called him over with my little finger he looked around to see if it was him i was calling and when i nodded yes he came over to us girls. i said if i can make you come with my little finger imagine what i could do with the rest of my body. 
best ive heard as i sat at a bar with my coobra hat & leather jacket on sipping on blue lagoons
"i wish i had my pallet & brush here so i could paint you"
after the initial roflmao i discovered he was an artist & ment it litterally | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 4/15/2009 12:22:39 AM | 1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room...
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
14) You got a great hairdo
Why do you dye your roots grey?
15) You got any Aussie in you?
Want some?
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 4/15/2009 2:15:40 AM | I've never gone there...,
but I reckon....., "I've just won 1st division Lotto !" is as good a lie as any. 
Smile, don't leer, be straight up, be polite and be prepared and happy to receive a 'no thanks'. | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 4/15/2009 4:18:41 PM | In my experience all the so-called naturals with women use humour
'Laughter is the ultimate aphrodisiac”
Failing that there is always the old favourite
Do ya root?
If the answer is in the negative
Then ask, “Well I guess a head job is out of the question”?
Actually works sometimes.
True! | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 4/16/2009 5:15:48 AM | | Single mum with 8 children still living at home aged between 7 -15. I prefer not to go out and work in the real world - am looking for someone who is willing and able to take on not only me and the children but 5 brothers and sisters who also live with me in my 2 bedroom humpy. I hate to cook and I only have a kitchen as it came with the humpy. I have dreams of travelling the world but need some kind hearted woofa to fund these daydreams and keep the home fires burning while I am abroad. | |
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Posted: 5/31/2009 6:16:11 PM | Never used this one personally but when I was young it was joked about a bit
"My face is leaving in 5 minutes and I want you on it"
I actually dont ever remember using a particular pick up line, I found using a club more effective in my younger years as a cave man.
These days I usually just engage said sexy woman in articulate conversation and woo them with my indeniable intellegence, which is why I guess Im screwed...and yeah it doesnt come out to well in letters to attractive woman on Dating sites.
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Posted: 5/31/2009 8:22:09 PM | I just thought "can I see you tomorrow" was normal conversation talking to someone your definately interested in, mayhaps Im on the right track, actually most woman I have met are surpised by the fact that I am no different to how I am in MSN, and in normal everyday writting to each other, I just dislike the expectation that I am suppossed to say all these melodramatic things in an introduction letter, when all I want is to actually have a conversation, coffee and go from there because I mistrust profiles totally through experience.
When I get off my ass and go out, which as a "resposible" single parent is bloody difficult, and go out I tend to spend more than a "one liner" on an attractive (to me) woman.
But I did get the message (relayed by word of somebody else's mouth) that someone thought I was " A dish" last weekend, I thought that maybe she had been spending a little too much time in the kitchen. | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 6/2/2009 12:40:43 AM | So calling someone a fruit loop is a good thing cus you want to suck on them? No wonder all the crazies won't let go.
Here I was thinking I would scare them off and offend them.
Im still new to all this dating stuff sorry, sheltered life and all. | |
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Posted: 6/2/2009 2:28:30 AM | Is that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven?
Im not Fred Flintstone but I'm sure I could make your bed rock!
AND many more,
Thanks to "cheesy pick up lines" on Faceache.... ahem........ facebook | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 6/2/2009 8:57:26 AM | Most recent one that got me a great conversation sharing a table, coffee and cigarettes with a handsome mid 50's man.
Was trying to parallel park my non power steering hunk of metal van on a hill just in front of a spanking new expensive Mercedes. Took me some time cos you need the arms of a wrestler and the skill of a fighter pilot. So eventually squeezed in slightly too small spot...phew!! The owner of the ridiculously expensive sleek tin box on wheels was sitting outside cafe directly where I parked having a coffee. As I was going inside he made some crass comment about women drivers. So I peered over my sunglasses, looked him straight in the eye and said.
"You look a bit too old to be making those comments and still owning testicles"
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 6/2/2009 3:02:30 PM | SO funny - had a good giggle - you should put this into 'Quote of the week" - your fame will live on as I going share this one with my work mates and customers  | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 6/2/2009 5:51:53 PM | *
HAHA this reminds me of my darling little sister who sadly passed away several years ago. She would go up to a guy and say " Hey mate wanna buy me a drink??" if the guy said no then she would say " Then I suppose a f@ck is out of the question?!" and walk away. We would crack up every time she did it! Love her and miss her heaps but still have jolly memories of her gr8 sense of humour.
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Posted: 6/3/2009 8:17:00 PM | I hate being picked up with a line....but I think I do a pretty good job at delivering them...
Upon spotting someone I fancy...
Me: "I'm going to make like an eskimo plumber and crack the shits if you don't have a drink with me".
Hell, at least I think I'm funny :) | |
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Posted: 6/4/2009 10:55:52 AM | We WILL have sex tonight, you may as well be there for it.
Would you like to go out for some pizza and sex? SLAP!!! Whats wrong you don't like pizza?
Do you have a boyfriend? Well when you want a MAN-friend, come and talk to me!
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot
and my favourite....
Here's $100. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me. | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 6/4/2009 6:32:34 PM | | **** me mate, if that works i'm on the next plane over! the rules are different birds,different chat up lines, try for a soft approach 'got a man' if she says yes you say 'with a flirty grin'wannanother?'or for the correct 'target'wanna shag!but for gods sake don't forget the grin!peace, i'm outta here | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 6/5/2009 8:39:47 AM | Yes, I have often been told I'm a
B.eautiful
I.ntelligent
T.ender
C.aring
H.uman
Some of us are just born that way I suppose. | |
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