| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 6/5/2009 8:10:00 PM | had to reread the OP's post. I had one the other day where i was shopping and getting back into my old landcruiser, parked next to me was a white nissan equivalent full of kids and a mum, doin mum things, ("jamie, where is lil kathies jacket kinda stuff").
Sometimes ya just gotta say somethin... i wasnt tryin to pick her up or anythin but...
I wound down the window n leaned out, commented to the gurl:- Geez I reckon ya must be gettin old when ya look at a beautiful woman parked next to ya and all ya can think about is nice tyres..
She had a laugh and said it was a great pick up line, wasnt intended to be. It really was what I was thinkin, and the tyres looked good. | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 7/23/2009 8:44:37 AM | The best rejection line I've heard from a lady after a guy has used his pick up line is....
Sorry, I don't date outside my species........ OUCH !!!!!!!! | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 7/23/2009 3:03:41 PM | ^^ Lmao ^^ thats a good one!! I dont think i have a pick up line thou with alot drinks an i know a cute guys checking me out an we get chatting il pretty much just straight out say "do you want a @%£# or want come home with me' lol but lately im internet dating so totally diff now much easier thou time consuming :-D  | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 7/23/2009 5:24:47 PM | Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out
Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room...
Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
You got a great hairdo
Why do you dye your roots grey?
You got any Aussie in you?
Want some? | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 7/23/2009 6:21:50 PM | | Stuff like "hey big tits wanna shag?" or "wanna play hide the sausage?" or "hey fat arse can i jump your bones?". Or a less direct approach can be "hey sexy wanna go for a coffee?".She replies "piss off creep".You can then reply "well i suppose a root is out of the question then". | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 7/23/2009 7:54:03 PM | ^^^^^Lmfao lol pmsl Oh MY GOD they are funny Orgasminator want cracked me up totally!!!!  | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 7/23/2009 9:41:43 PM | More.
This is a gun in my pocket so do as I say and you won't get hurt
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me??
OH MY GOD I would walk over broken glass just to know you"
You:"Excuse me but do you have a map?"
Girl:"No, why?"
You:"Because I keep getting lost in your beauty"
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away
I wish I could give you eleven roses and a mirror, so that when you hold the roses and look in the mirror you could see a dozen of the most beautiful things in the world
You must be a parking ticket cause you got FINE written all over you
Grab a chair and walk up to a girl(s) sitting at a table, set it down at the table and ask:” Excuse me but is this seat taken?"
Beauty is the summation of the parts, working together in such a way that nothing needed to be added, taken away, or altered, and that’s You, You’re Beautiful....
Look across the room and see a beautiful woman, call her over with your little finger when she looks around to see if it was her your calling, nod yes.
When she comes over say “if i can make you come with my little finger imagine what i could do with the rest of my body". (my favourite)
I wish I had my pallet & brush here so I could paint you"
I have just one 1st division Lotto
More desperate ones!
wanna come over for a beer and a f*ck? By the way, I'm outta beer.
It takes good timing for this one
GET EM OFF
Wanna root?
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 7/24/2009 1:28:26 AM | | Just don't say anything . Sit and look bored and at the same time mysterious ... push back your cuticles , inspect your nail polish , yawn , dig into your bag and bring out a big book and then dig into bag again and bring out pair of big sexy specs [they don't have to be prescription for goodness sakes ] and slip them on , read , looking up from time to time to flick a glance around the room , recross legs and the deed is done . It's not a matter of words , the pick up , it's all in the body language . | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 7/24/2009 5:52:43 AM | I don't think anyone's ever tried a pick up line on me. Not that I 'go out' much, but lately when I have it's been with my head-turning, super gorgeous friend. She's a stunner who is 5 inches taller than me, slimmer than me, prettier than me, 7 years younger than me (b1tch!) and she gets so much attention that I become the invisible short, pudgy sidekick.
The last time we went out I'd just turned 40. A man at the bar asked me if I was her mother.
As far as 'pick up' lines go, I thought that one could do with a little work. | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 7/24/2009 6:13:01 AM | You have great fashion sense, that dress looks stunning on you.
Although I reckon it'd look even better crumpled up on my bedroom floor...
I've never used it, and never will...  heh heh | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 7/24/2009 6:27:19 AM | Nice legs what time do they open
Ooooh, I soooo wish someone would say that to me! I'd say, "I don't know, I have no control over my legs as they suffer from Tourettes. Oops. Sorry."... as I kneed him in the groin. 
Do you think the way I glare at men in bars with a suspicious, yet faintly violent, gleam in my eyes intimidates them from approaching me? | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 7/25/2009 2:43:18 AM | my number one of all time.....and i've sure heard a few.....is
a couple of years ago in 'vegas an absolutely gorgeous african american guy said to me.....
"you feel like a bit of chocolate, honey?"
he was probably a hooker, 'vegas is full of them, but that's the best i've ever heard! | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 8/1/2009 9:50:19 PM | Very cute line suzie, that would have worked on me !
Only pickup lines I can think of are from smutty school boy days, like:
"My face is leaving in five minutes, be on it !"
or "By the end of the night, I want only a thin layer of sweat between you and me"
pretty lame eh ? Im sure I could recall some more, but they would only get worse.
But I dont know where you people are hanging out, because when Im looking girls always seem to close ranks and turn their backs on outsiders that even dare to think of approaching them. meh | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 8/2/2009 4:18:39 AM | Very cute line suzie how many years did you get out of that one line... lol
Sad I have no pick up line and such a bad memory delivery of any of the above, Would leave me looking like someone with a speech disorder
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 8/2/2009 9:30:23 PM | | it's a really simple one and used a lot ,I'm sure ..."Er, is this seat taken?" Poor bloke has only one response if it isn't taken and if you smile gratefully and especially if it's in a movie theatre .. you're in with a chance . | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 8/2/2009 10:02:59 PM |
nevaagin: it's a really simple one and used a lot ,I'm sure ..."Er, is this seat taken?" Poor bloke has only one response if it isn't taken and if you smile gratefully and especially if it's in a movie theatre .. you're in with a chance .
movie theatres arent much of a place to strike up a convo, even if you are there on a date !
same goes with bowling, too much getting up and sitting down; never staying still
when i was working in singapore, the food markets are always crowded - quite often you would be sharing your table with complete strangers. People think nothing of it, and certainly dont see it as an opportunity to impose yourself suddenly by chatting them up. | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 8/3/2009 12:10:14 AM | | Who's talking about your actual talking like with the mouth making noise ... I'm talking body language sitting , sneaking sidelong glances etc. , in a dark cinema . Ok must write more .... you know Bigg , that feeling that s'one is aware of you next to them and you apologise if your arm accidentally , as it were , brushes against theirs ? | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 8/3/2009 1:13:40 AM |
How about a 'sixty-eight'
You do me and I'll owe you one.
The rest did not produce more than a snicker but that one actually had me laughing. I would so love to try that one.
You have great fashion sense, that dress looks stunning on you.
Although I reckon it'd look even better crumpled up on my bedroom floor...
Seriously if you think you can manage to deliver that line without being sleazy I reckon it would at least produce a laugh and conversation. If that was said to me I would be intrigued.
It was not a pick up line but a visual one to remind someone of me. I borrowed his phone and took a picture of my feet avec blue varnish and put it on his screen saver...took him ages to work out how to change it (older generation, gotta love them). | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 8/5/2009 10:52:57 PM | warning duck after u say!
pick your chick! walk up and say hi there nice legs , what time do they open? | |
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| whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 8/7/2009 5:39:02 AM | | ^^^^ greyingred.... aren't they all meant to produce a laugh and conversation? Surely no-one takes them seriously? and yes, no way it could be delivered non-sleazy... that's the point (oh, doesn't satire work in pick up lines? Is that where I'm going wrong? ) | |
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