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 nevaagin

Joined: 4/8/2009
Msg: 101
whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 8/7/2009 11:23:32 PM
Hey .. humour is the greatest aphrodisiac !!! Make me laugh and regrettably , you're sort of in with a chance . That comment about the' owing me one' was sooo funny that i would have given the bloke a second look !
 Prakticle

Joined: 4/23/2009
Msg: 102
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whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 8/8/2009 2:28:49 AM
I'm ever so cool I just prop on the stool
Right next to hers and I ask:

'Do you **** on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Cause you've you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour--
I'd like you to be on it'

Kevin Blooby Wilson.........
 Orgasminator

Joined: 5/14/2008
Msg: 103
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whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 8/8/2009 8:32:14 PM
I usually like my woman shaved down!
Happy to make an exception in your case if required!
 dustin2009

Joined: 1/20/2009
Msg: 104
whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 8/8/2009 9:35:12 PM
Hi would you marry me ? Cant remember what worked before that one, as I am still getting
over the reply from 24 years ago...
dustin
 nevaagin

Joined: 4/8/2009
Msg: 105
whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 8/9/2009 8:17:23 PM
Oh ,Hi! ...IS this your little dog , I found him wandering near here ...? He has to react one way or the other .. and you've already checked the wedding ring situation . Well , desperate times call for desperate measures !
 Prakticle

Joined: 4/23/2009
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whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 8/10/2009 4:11:57 AM
how about

"please don't smile, it makes my knees weak"
 Lanjelin

Joined: 7/23/2009
Msg: 107
whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 8/11/2009 6:45:23 PM
Guy came up to me once and said " That dress is absolutely amazing! And it would look so good on my bedroomfloor!"

was better than " hey miss, do you wanna fu** right away or do we have to dance first?" that i got another time :P

oh, and the "damn i forgot my phone number. Can i have yours?"
 URnuOne

Joined: 8/9/2009
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whats your best pick up line?
Posted: 8/21/2009 12:41:32 AM
Pickup lines are fun to talk about but in reality kind of immature and silly.

I wonder why you would want to go home with someone who is shallow enough or promiscuous enough to be willing to do that with just one line.

That would put me off more than a little (what kind of woman does that?)

I don't do pick up lines.

I just go for intelligent conversation or ask a woman to dance.

If I can't have intelligent conversation with a woman I won't be interested in her no matter how good she looks to everyone else.
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