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Show ALL Forums  > Manitoba  > He Says, She Says      Home login    AUTHOR  Sessieloubob Joined: 2/13/2006 Msg: 101 He Says, She SaysPage 5 of 11    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11) She says........."you want to cum on my tit's?" She means ........... can you reach that high...........  Sessieloubob Joined: 2/13/2006 Msg: 102 He Says, She Says Posted: 3/7/2006 12:17:32 PM She says ........'you want to stick that where?" She means............ I think you have gay tendencies, do you want my brother's phone number  wishiknew Joined: 1/7/2006 Msg: 103 He Says, She Says Posted: 3/7/2006 12:20:35 PM He says, "Hun, I think we need to expand our horizons and try new things" She hears " Hun, I think we should try the new Thai restaurant around the corner" He means "Hun, I think you should bend over and spread your cheeks"  Sessieloubob Joined: 2/13/2006 Msg: 104 He Says, She Says Posted: 3/7/2006 12:24:29 PM She says........"so you say you can go down for an hour can you?" She means ......... what the hell is this boy doing wrong.......he needs an hour????  WigglesInMyKinkiBoots Joined: 10/26/2005 Msg: 105 He Says, She Says Posted: 3/7/2006 12:28:41 PM She says........ You want to have a bubblebath with Me Honey She means ...... You stink and I need My back washed so get to it boy  queen of my castle Joined: 2/9/2006 Msg: 106 He Says, She Says Posted: 3/7/2006 1:20:52 PM she says "Not tonight honey, I have a headache" she means " I had me some good sex, and your not worth it."  Bigg_Sexxy Joined: 10/17/2005 Msg: 107 He Says, She Says Posted: 3/7/2006 1:57:23 PM He says....."How about dinner and a movie?" He means..."How about McDonald's and a blowjob in the parking lot?"  Butt Ugly Redneck Joined: 2/6/2006 Msg: 108 He Says, She Says Posted: 3/7/2006 2:00:54 PM He says...."God I wanna cum on your tits" He means....."Christ I will have to get her to lift an arm and roll to find it" lmao I love that one sexxy boy  Louis Syfur Joined: 1/30/2006 Msg: 109 He Says, She Says Posted: 3/7/2006 2:30:31 PM He says............." let's go out for a few drinks baby" He means...." We're gonna go out and get loaded like hell so I can bang you in the A$$"  Bigg_Sexxy Joined: 10/17/2005 Msg: 110 He Says, She Says Posted: 3/7/2006 2:43:01 PM He says....."Hey lets go back to my place and watch a movie" He means..."Hey lets go back to my place and make a movie"  Louis Syfur Joined: 1/30/2006 Msg: 111 He Says, She Says Posted: 3/7/2006 2:43:46 PM ------------I love you----------------  Sessieloubob Joined: 2/13/2006 Msg: 112 He Says, She Says Posted: 3/7/2006 2:45:19 PM She says........" I just want to have fun" She means........."I don't want to keep you"  Bigg_Sexxy Joined: 10/17/2005 Msg: 113 He Says, She Says Posted: 3/7/2006 2:46:07 PM He says....."of course I won't tell anyone what we did" He means..."It will be on the net in a couple of hours!"  Sessieloubob Joined: 2/13/2006 Msg: 114 He Says, She Says Posted: 3/7/2006 3:00:21 PM she says....."pull my hair and slap my ass" She means.......... god this is boring the hell out of me ........ might as well feel something ........ cause it ain't happening  Louis Syfur Joined: 1/30/2006 Msg: 115 He Says, She Says Posted: 3/7/2006 3:04:29 PM ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ROTFLMAO  Sessieloubob Joined: 2/13/2006 Msg: 116 He Says, She Says Posted: 3/7/2006 3:06:51 PM She says........"your going to tell me when your going to cum, arent you?" She means....... "if it smells this bad........ sure don't want to taste it"  Butt Ugly Redneck Joined: 2/6/2006 Msg: 117 He Says, She Says Posted: 3/7/2006 3:41:03 PM He says..."Dont worry baby I will pull out before I cum..." He means...."Oops"  Louis Syfur Joined: 1/30/2006 Msg: 118 He Says, She Says Posted: 3/7/2006 3:44:52 PM He says........" sure I'll eat your p u s s y" He means " she better suck my c o c k "  Sessieloubob Joined: 2/13/2006 Msg: 119 He Says, She Says Posted: 3/7/2006 3:44:57 PM She says.........."alright I'll give you some head" She means........... anything to shut up the whinning  Sessieloubob Joined: 2/13/2006 Msg: 120 He Says, She Says Posted: 3/8/2006 4:42:43 PM She says................"honey come for Dinner" She means............."wonder if I put enough rat poison in there"  Gotapulse Joined: 3/21/2005 Msg: 121 He Says, She Says Posted: 3/8/2006 4:56:17 PM He says "I had them glued to their seats !" She thinks "Clever of you to think of it." She says "Don't I know you from somewhere ?" He hears "I'm a cop...but I might also be looking for a good time."  Sessieloubob Joined: 2/13/2006 Msg: 122 He Says, She Says Posted: 3/9/2006 6:24:18 AM She says ...... "you want us to cum together?" She means ...... "holly hell ....... he really wants me to fake this"..........  Bigg_Sexxy Joined: 10/17/2005 Msg: 123 He Says, She Says Posted: 3/9/2006 6:28:30 AM He says....."I'm getting close baby" He means..."I'm about to dump a hot load in your mouth"  Butt Ugly Redneck Joined: 2/6/2006 Msg: 124 He Says, She Says Posted: 3/9/2006 7:03:40 AM ROFLMAO thanks for bringing this back up sexxy ole boy He Says....."I promise not to cum in your mouth" He Means....."Surprise"  witty_ Joined: 10/13/2005 Msg: 125 He Says, She Says Posted: 3/9/2006 7:04:33 AM He says.......... I'll call you He means.............. never will I ever see or talk to you again. Page 5 of 11   (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)

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