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Posted: 7/3/2006 4:37:31 PM | | I like the call you get from a friend while at work...."Hi, Whatch doin" ummmmmmm lets see you called me at work... duh | |
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Posted: 7/3/2006 5:05:27 PM | Or your 3 year old gets away from you at the theater and the lady who works there you have grabbed to help find him says " Do you know his name?"
Here's your sign....... | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 7/5/2006 7:46:41 AM | Sammy you can't handle a little competetion from the married guys or you jealous they got two and you don't even have one | |
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Posted: 7/5/2006 9:44:27 AM | | the famous call u on ur land based home# and ask where ya at? hmmm.....where did u call at? | |
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Posted: 7/5/2006 2:01:22 PM | | When you phone one of your kids and when they answer the phone and you say, oh no did i wake you up(i'm sorry)and i say ok i will call you later when you are actually awake. | |
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Posted: 7/5/2006 7:16:55 PM | my fav...does this condom make me look fat?  | |
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Posted: 7/5/2006 7:35:44 PM | Are you hurt bad?
(Ever hear of somebody hurt good?) | |
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Posted: 7/5/2006 9:00:47 PM | | When a man pisses he shakes it, and he still has that little skin on top. He pulls it over the top of it when he is done. Why don't he want to wipe it all the way dry before putting in back in his pants. | |
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| Absurd Requests
Posted: 7/19/2006 11:17:41 AM | | when someone calls your HOUSE and you answer the phone and they ask if your home. | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 7/19/2006 3:29:14 PM |
Are you hurt bad?
(Ever hear of somebody hurt good?)
no. but I have heard people say, it hurts so good....LOL
Where were you before your parents were born?
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 7/20/2006 12:23:07 PM | You have a new 'whatever' and they say "Did you buy that?"
sheesh
- nope - it rolled off the back of a truck
- I got it for services rendered
- I stole it?
what would be the right answer lol | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 7/20/2006 12:34:10 PM | When you phone one of your kids and when they answer the phone and you say, oh no did i wake you up(i'm sorry)and i say ok i will call you later when you are actually awake.
ha!
the standard reply to
"did i wake you up?"is
"no i had to get up to answer the phone anyways!" | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 7/20/2006 1:01:30 PM | | When my boss asks me "Will you do me a favor" when he wants me to copy something or type something for him! It's my job I'm here for, not to do favors! | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 7/20/2006 7:44:30 PM | when you're in a different room and someone comes in ,,,
the first thing they say is "" couldn't you hear me ? "" lol | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 7/21/2006 12:46:03 AM | lol! Love that one!
I like:
"Why is the sky pink with purple dots?" jk.
the real one is
"What are you doing down there?" ... Like I should know! lol
-Mandy | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 7/21/2006 10:46:11 AM | How's the weather up there?
Bloody brilliant, get a stepladder... | |
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Posted: 7/23/2006 1:21:19 AM | | I absolutely LOVE to read and actually just had to get 2 new bookshelves for my room because I had books all over the house. Recently I went shopping with my mum and my sister. They wanted to go buy some 'personal' items for my sister and told me they'd meet me back at the bookstore in 1/2 hour (We were getting some wedding planning books for my sister that day as well) My mum came back and asked me "So find anything you'd like?" She got a look and I asked her "Would you like that alphabetically by title, author or subject area?" Pretty dumb question mum. I then asked her to buy me the store, cuz then I'd get eveything I liked in there (including the hottie in the cafe at the bookstore!). | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 11/13/2006 9:46:04 AM | | I'm a thief, can you tell me which house is yours? | |
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Posted: 11/13/2006 4:23:09 PM | If we were not a couple, which one of my mates would you sleep with?
You enter a building soaking wet shaking the unbrella...Is it raining out? | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 11/16/2006 3:25:35 AM | This is one that always amuses me -- You are stood there, coat on, pack on your back, in the locker room --- and people keep asking - "are you coming or going". I always answer -"Yes"! Is that answer correct ?   | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 1/3/2007 6:29:35 AM | "Can i Ask You A Question?"
"Do i Get A Drink With That Meal?"
"How Much Is That?" <-- i was asked this once after someone handed me a voucher for a free cheesburger?? | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 1/3/2007 7:00:24 PM | | wow...you made banana bread with real bananas? | |
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Posted: 1/3/2007 8:03:37 PM | (At a bookstore. . . lady at customer service desk)
Lady: I'm looking for a book that was just released
Associate: The name of the book?
Lady: Well, it's purple with black letters and the author is a guy. It's about a relationship . . . .
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 1/4/2007 12:02:21 PM | someone calls and has the wrong number....
Are you sure? | |
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| Absurd Questions
Posted: 1/5/2007 12:35:10 AM | i used to change my hair color quite frequently... and it would never be from like light brown to medium brown... it would ALWAYS be a very drastic, noticable change....
so every time i showed up with a new hair color people would ask "did you dye your hair?"
every single time i would respond with "nope, my hair just likes to magically change color over night every so often" | |
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