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Joined: 6/4/2007
Msg: 302 | |
| Is it true what is said about southern women?
Posted: 7/1/2007 12:27:50 PM |
I do so looooove southern woman for the accents and their sheer bravery. Tick one off and you'll find out in a hurry how brave she can get. And this is unique to ladies of the south? I'm thinking that our friend Sneaks hasn't riled me in a while, and thus has forgotten that bravery in women isn't simply a trait of the fine Southern Belles...
Oh... is that Sneak's phone ringing? | |
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| Is it true what is said about southern women?
Posted: 7/1/2007 12:34:18 PM |
okay...so when you go without sleep...visit everyone that want to impress with your sleep deprived-southern belle charm...then schedule the afternoon at the spa and go rest up to do it all over again??
Right now my twang is kicking pretty bad. I've barely slept for 72 hours, paceing the floor. Ugh! But I like the idea Susan ... I really do ... might have to try that. | |
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| Is it true what is said about southern women?
Posted: 7/7/2007 5:18:48 PM | Born and raised by a Southern Belle Mother. She's be shocked to see and hear her "little girl" at times now. LOL Maybe she does hear me from heaven. Uh oh, I'm in big trouble !!
I do have that heavy southern accent, and proud of it. Just ask my buddy, Sneaks. But I'm no shy, wilting wall flower as some people that do not know true southern women might think. Want to know something, just ask me. LOL
This is posted mostly for laughs folks. | |
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| Is it true what is said about southern women?
Posted: 7/7/2007 5:24:17 PM | Just on a purely physical nature, and I am sure I will be called a pervert, why I dint know, but southern women have the nicest butts, Thier boobs are ussually real, and, well not oversized. They have thew pretiiest smiles,, and thier eyes are sweetest looking by far. Plus, they arent as arogamt as others. Maybe after paying as much on thier bodies could make em a little stuck up, but I like em real!
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| Is it true what is said about southern women?
Posted: 7/7/2007 5:29:39 PM | *looks down at my chest* Well I was considering getting implants but now I guess if I do I have to move from the south.
I like the "I am woman hear me roar" attitude I was raised with in the south. It's just got that whole, what do I need you for attitude. Now granted I do want someone, but I have never and will never have to depend on a person. | |
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| Is it true what is said about southern women?
Posted: 7/8/2007 12:11:35 PM | In all honesty, I'm just like any other woman. I want a life with a loving man who will be true and not abusive. Are you out there any where ? No luck as yet. | |
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| Is it true what is said about southern women?
Posted: 7/9/2007 2:29:19 PM | Hi Dreamy...I don't suppose you've thought about looking in Australia by any chance?....lol.....It's a real shame the South and Australia are so far apart...Gotta love Southern women!!!
Greig | |
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| Is it true what is said about southern women?
Posted: 9/28/2007 3:58:23 PM | US Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
Clean Skin
A winning smile
That unforgettable Southern drawl.--- Hell Yeah
Southern women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"Why, no, Billy!"
Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless my heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"
Southern women know their vacation spots:
The beach
The rivuh
The crick
Southern women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah
Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind
Southern women know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
Grits
Eggs
Country Ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jelly.
Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Foat Wuth
Chawl'stn
S'vanah
N'awlins
Addlanna
Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler
Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food
Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fuhevah!!
More Suthern-isms:
Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "have" them, you "pitch" them.
Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess"
Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder"
Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "direckly" is, as in: "Going to town, be back direckly"
Even Southern babies know that "gimmee sum sugah" is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.
All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. they might not use the term, but they know the concept well.
Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana pudding.
Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right near" and "a right fur piece" They also know that "just down the road" can be one mile or 20.
Only a Southerner, both knows and understands, the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy and white trash.
A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.
Only Southerners make friends while standing in line...and when we're "in line"..we talk to everybody!
Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage.
In the South y'all is singular, and y'all is plural.
Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them.
Every Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.
When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself lookin" you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner.
Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk" Sweet tea indicates the need for sugah and lots of it--we do not like our tea unsweetened. "Sweet milk" means you don't want buttermilk.
And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say "Bless her heart"...and go on your own way.
To those of you who are still a little embarrassed by your Southerness: Take two tent revivals and a dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning. Bless your heart.
And to those of you who are still having a hard time understanding all this Southern stuff...bless yur hearts, I hear they are fixin to have classes on Southerners as a second language.
Hows That for Us Southern Women! | |
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| Is it true what is said about southern women?
Posted: 9/28/2007 7:42:26 PM |
In the South y'all is singular, and y'all is plural. ...............I beg to differ with ya on this one honey. The plural for y'all is all y'all, hahaha.
But you got the rest right sister   yeeeeehaw
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Manduh
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Joined: 8/12/2007
Msg: 314 | |
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| Is it true what is said about southern women?
Posted: 12/2/2007 11:04:34 AM | all i know is, give me a bowl of grits first, then bring on the southern ladies....nothing like a good ole southern woman to go along with the bowl of grits .... | |
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