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 Lexy47

Joined: 10/3/2005
Msg: 26
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Posted: 3/19/2006 3:28:00 PM
Mr.Glimmer.........why am I not surprised you are a whiskey drinker...lol
 OnTheBus

Joined: 9/12/2004
Msg: 27
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Posted: 3/19/2006 3:32:21 PM

What is Amsterdam Headdies?


Down where you are from it is probably called mississippi skunkweed
 LMAO

Joined: 2/20/2006
Msg: 28
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Posted: 3/19/2006 3:56:45 PM
me,,me,,me,,me,,me,me,,me

ahh ,,but goldshlager,,,,,is great shots too,,,oh yeahhhhh
 diggydiggy

Joined: 9/11/2005
Msg: 29
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Posted: 3/19/2006 4:21:08 PM
I can handle all of those EXCEPT for the White Zinfandel....

guess that makes me low maintenance, high maintenance, fussy, sophisticated, ****y....well, all of those things mentioned.

I can handle that.
 sammysalt1

Joined: 12/17/2005
Msg: 30
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Posted: 3/19/2006 5:44:40 PM
O.k. your joking right? What is a mississippi skunkweed?
 picker_grinner

Joined: 7/26/2005
Msg: 31
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Posted: 3/19/2006 6:05:32 PM
Sammy... think man-boobs
I'll drink a beer, domestic please.
 OnTheBus

Joined: 9/12/2004
Msg: 32
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Posted: 3/20/2006 4:22:51 AM
Actually, Sammy, you might know it as the Wildwood Flower.


.....The Wild Wood Flower Grew Wild on the farm and we never knew what it was called
Some say it was a flower some say a weed, I never gave it much thought...
One day I was out there talkin to my brother and I reached down for a weed to chew on...
Things got fuzzy and things got blury and Everything was gone.....


I dont know what hit me but it sure beat the hell out of smokin burlap
 sammysalt1

Joined: 12/17/2005
Msg: 33
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Posted: 3/20/2006 5:18:19 AM
I am hiding my face due to the fact I didn't know until you brought up that song.
 buzzingbee

Joined: 3/25/2005
Msg: 34
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Posted: 3/20/2006 8:18:46 AM

Whiskey: He doesn't give a shit about anything but getting laid.
will all whiskey Drinkers please raise your left hand....


Left hand raised for Glenfiddich = in extreme life scenarios it does wonders
Right hand up for Champagne = 'cin cin' = relax ~ slow pace ~ Sade...

buzz

P.S.
Drinks? Do they show...?
 Mandrake48

Joined: 12/19/2005
Msg: 35
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Posted: 3/20/2006 8:24:38 AM
I don't drink myself but the whiskey lovers society just named me El Presidente!
 smoochiepooches

Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 36
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Posted: 3/20/2006 9:58:39 AM
O-T-B

I dont know what hit me but it sure beat the hell out of smokin burlap


Yeah, Burlap has a bit of a choke to it ! I think your talking about "Dandilion Wine".

My drink of choice right now is Southern Comfort/Ginger and a crisp slice of lime !
Smoochie

 OnTheBus

Joined: 9/12/2004
Msg: 37
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Posted: 3/20/2006 10:43:10 AM
you know what I am talking about, you hipster
 Poet102781

Joined: 8/22/2005
Msg: 38
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Posted: 3/20/2006 3:41:27 PM
Those toothless waitresses are HOT!!!!!!!
 Adams_Foot

Joined: 3/6/2006
Msg: 39
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Posted: 3/20/2006 3:50:26 PM
I would have to say it depends on my mood and location of the situation
Beer choice of preferrance is Moosehead great for any game outdoor sports and camping
Wine: Valpoicella evening anywhere
Martini: Hot chocolate sweet fire good winter drink
or just a nice dry one with extra vermouth and load up the olives
Mixed drink I would say JD and coke or Tequila sunrise or Tequila/vodka paralyzer
Blender jobs lots of coconut rum and something with bananas
vintage scotch over 2 cubes is also a good one yeah Robbie Burns day
and blah blah I am rambling sorry
 Runs With Squirrels

Joined: 10/21/2005
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Posted: 3/20/2006 8:20:09 PM
Johnnie Walker - Blue if I have it, but usually I drink Black - neat or on the rocks, but don't go scr*wing it up with any mixers . . . LOL

And Dirty Bombay Sapphire Martinis . . . mmmmmmmm . . .

Now I want a drink!
 gannon_

Joined: 11/12/2004
Msg: 41
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Posted: 3/21/2006 2:05:45 AM
mmmmmm........


imported beer :D
 nasajack2003

Joined: 1/21/2006
Msg: 42
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Posted: 3/21/2006 2:37:26 AM
A man, and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a
drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!" He
Slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not! It's 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out
there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember
about
three months ago when we broke down and
those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding
Rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, Please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.



 boredalways

Joined: 3/20/2006
Msg: 43
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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:21:15 AM
agree with it cause i know i get into the whisky and tequilla someone is getting lucky!
 Lynlin1957

Joined: 2/21/2006
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Posted: 3/21/2006 6:26:13 AM
Hmmmmm, I'm not even on the chart

Beer....unless it's a mico-brewed amber ale or a good stout....forget it
Liquor....neat, or sometimes with either cranberry or orange juice
Wine....red or white as long as it has a rich, flavorful bouquet
Tequila.....ick
Jager......double ick
 TheDevilsAdvocate

Joined: 2/27/2005
Msg: 45
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Posted: 3/21/2006 7:53:42 AM
And what if she mixes wine with beer and then takes a shot or two of tequila or whisky?

Maria XOXO
 chipperoo64

Joined: 1/22/2006
Msg: 46
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Posted: 3/21/2006 8:52:11 AM
Tums for the tummy time?
 PourSugarOnMe

Joined: 6/2/2005
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Posted: 3/21/2006 9:25:08 AM
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink...............Yes that would be correct .. .. well almost..I don't consider myself high maintenance.. .. put please and I do mean PLEASE don't say the word "Tequilla" again.. . I still have terrible flash backs and it gives me the "gag reflex just smelling it"


Of cousre the speech by Tom Cruise made in the movie Cocktails" is my favorite take on drinking!

I see America drinking the fabulous c*ocktails I make, America's getting stinking on something I stir or I shake. America, you're just devoted to every flavor I've got, But if you want to get loaded, why don't you just order a shot?





~Pour
 Road_Hammer

Joined: 2/13/2006
Msg: 48
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Posted: 3/21/2006 11:01:43 AM
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Yup. Nothing like "SOL". I pretend Im a mexican and even put on the accent. It hasnt worked yet, because Im a redhead, but some tequila drinker may beleive me someday
 nasajack2003

Joined: 1/21/2006
Msg: 49
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Posted: 3/21/2006 11:55:08 AM
Near Beer (I'll drink the beer near (est) me).

And I never drink water...fish fvck in it, it rusts' pipes, and sinks battleships!

Drink up sailors!!

 classy canuck

Joined: 12/31/2005
Msg: 50
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Posted: 3/21/2006 7:07:38 PM

Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Would rather be challenged to a game of darts than pool.
Enjoys beer especially on a hot summer day.










Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.


Not much of a giggler but the rest is right
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