| You might be a redneck if...
Posted: 5/30/2006 7:58:29 PM | If ya cant tell the difference between yer dog and yer honey....had 'em both so long they look the same goshdangit  | |
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| You might be a redneck if...
Posted: 6/3/2006 10:41:24 AM | | you and all of your siblings are named Billy Bob (your sister's, of course, is Billie Bob) | |
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| You might be a redneck if...
Posted: 6/3/2006 7:27:16 PM | you might be a redneck if your so poor your pool cue doubles as your remote control
you might be a redneck if ya go fishing on your wedding night | |
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| You might be a redneck if...
Posted: 6/14/2006 7:56:35 PM | You might be a redneck if....
Your idea of loading the dishwasher is getting your wife drunk | |
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| You might be a redneck if...
Posted: 6/14/2006 7:59:32 PM |
If you have ever measured a fish with beer cans
You mean people don't do that? Oh boy.  | |
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| You might be a redneck if...
Posted: 6/14/2006 10:41:11 PM | | ....if you've ever woken up in a ditch on a hot July afternoon with a sunburn on the roof of your mouth | |
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| Your mama's so big she has to iron her pants in the driveway..
Posted: 8/28/2006 8:45:59 PM | You know your a redneck when:
You use a down comforter in the summer, but can walk outside barefoot in the winter to grab the beer off the porch.
You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
You think of the major food groups as beer, moose meat, fish and berries.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
You think lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas
You know all 4 seasons as: almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction
You have perfected the peeing outdoors technique because you have
been drunk in the middle of nowhere so many times.
and I have a joke for y'all Why do redneck girls have bangs??? hmmm to hide the buckle mark.. LOL have a great day every one!! | |
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| Your mama's so big she has to iron her pants in the driveway..
Posted: 9/2/2006 1:28:38 AM | If you ever been on an episode of COPS getting arrested and your wife is holding a can of beer and has to take the cigarette out of mouth and says "lock him up.....lock his a$$ up" you might be a redneck.
If you ever hit a deer with your truck and you pulled over to the side of the road to find out whether its gonna die so you can bring it home at cook it in your crock pot....you might be a redneck
If you use a budweiser blanket for window curtains u might be a redneck.
If your church has a fish or game fry and you try to raffle off tickets to people you know at work....u might be a redneck | |
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| You might be a redneck if...
Posted: 9/2/2006 4:51:15 AM | Redneck Square Dance
Up with the dresses
Down with the pants
In with the pecker
Everybody dance
Girls with the rags on
Up against the wall
Guys with the hard on
Promenade the hall
Girls grab your partner
Firmly by the balls
Drag him down the
Length of the hall
Make him holler
Make him shout
Put your pretty ass
Up against his snout
First lady go
Second lady pass
Third lady's finger
Up the fourth guys ass
Finger our
Promenade the hall
Now release
The poor guys balls
Then down with the petticoat
Up with the pants
For this is the end
Of the Redneck square dance | |
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| You might be a redneck if...
Posted: 9/18/2006 7:33:35 AM | | If you moved out of state because you couldn't find anyone to date that wasn't related....This is for the rednecks trying to break the cycle....LOL | |
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| You might be a redneck if...
Posted: 9/18/2006 10:53:53 AM | Your family tree doesn't fork (has no branches).
You own a set of cereal bowls (salad bowls) with Cool Whip written on them (Don't laugh...I do! And the smaller set of Brummel & Brown storage bowls!).  | |
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| You might be a redneck if...
Posted: 9/18/2006 11:57:40 AM | ....you feel it's necassary to explain the meaning of this sentence:Your family tree doesn't fork.
You must be too used, to being around the 5% of the population, who need it explained to them. | |
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| You might be a redneck if...
Posted: 9/18/2006 1:33:17 PM | You ride a bull and get hammered head first into a pile of, need i say,,,lol...
You ride your horse into the house for a beer.
You think the skunk is your pet cat and let him in the house.
You find a baby bear cub and think it's your dog bringing him home running for your life from moma, oh boy! eh?
Gotta love the country.
Gotta have a sense of humour as a rednecck and I'm still new out here. I gotta a long way to go, can't wait to come across a wolfereen...
Just your All_Canadian Country boy... | |
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